A sincere joke

"Xiao Er, have a cup of loneliness." "I'm sorry, guest, but there are only empty ones left in our shop."

Then have a drink and enjoy yourself. "I'm sorry Sir, it's sold out.

Why don't I give you a drink that you usually drink alone? "。 " No, I've been drinking it for five years. Today I want to change my taste.

No happiness? ""yes, it's just parallel imports. "

"Is it true?" "Yesterday there was a fake, buy one get one free for him.

You know, it's really worthless these days. It can only be used as a gift. "

"Forget it, then come to true love." "Guest, don't embarrass me. You know there is no such thing in the market. It has been out of stock for many years, but I heard that it has appeared on the black market and the price is very high. "

"Alas ... I haven't drunk that stuff for many years, and I have forgotten what it tastes like."

"Guest, I advise you not to drink that kind of thing. It tastes good, but it is easy to leave sequelae. "

"How do you know? Did you drink it? " "I'd rather drink Sanlu than that kind of thing. I just heard from other guests.

Guest, if not, have a glass of heartless. This model has been selling well recently, and many guests like to drink it. "

"Ha ha! Is it? Didn't they like to drink heartlessly a while ago? Why am I stale again? "

"This is popular in the market recently." "oh! Forget it. I'm not good at that. Do you have a lover? " "yes." "Come on, give me more promises." "Now the promise is false.

"How much is that confidant?" "This is valuable, one for one." "Come on, oh! By the way, in love, pack it and take it home to feed the pigs. "