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Very ugly

Extremely ugly

It's fucking ugly

Rare ugliness

The ugliness of waiting once in a thousand years

Ugly can't be ugly.

Make computer illegal operation ugly.

Let people finish watching the ugliness that they will never forget.

It makes people twitch and foam ugly.

Let people run around telling each other they can't be ugly anymore.

Let Xiaozhu have a look and decide to quit.

People curse ugliness in various forums after reading it.

It's ugly that people can't even eat 20 viagra after reading it.

People will smash it to death and trample it ugly after reading it.

When everyone meets, they ask if you have ever called a person ugly.

It is ugly to close your eyes when you go to the toilet in the middle of the night.

People can't stop shivering when they turn off their browsers after reading them.

People are afraid of being scared to death when they walk, eat, sleep and do anything.

People make up hundreds of times, and even the wretched man feels ugly.

Let people sing one after another until there are plenty of fish in the sea and see the ugliness that this person doesn't want to find.

Let the police send him as a negotiator, and it will be clear when the criminal surrenders.

People can't urinate when they meet in public toilets, thus ruining the ugliness of impotence.

All criminals want to pretend to rob the national bank, and even agents are afraid to catch them.

As long as you claim to have seen the murderer's eyes, let the murderer release his ugliness.

Let everyone see it and ask him for plastic surgery, but the plastic surgeon will go to a mental hospital after seeing it.

Let him be the goalkeeper of the national team, let all the players in Real Madrid come back hard and shoot the ugliness of their own goal.

Let him ask the mirror who is the ugliest in the world, but the mirror is the ugliness of suicide.

Let Arafat send a special plane to pick him up, so as to resist the ugly situation that the Israeli army only stood for a minute and then retreated.

Let the sky cry, God, am I ugly? Suddenly, the heavy rain fell on me, and I touched it. It was all vomit, which was ugly.

You can apply for QQ online chat when you are bored. Unfortunately, the system prompts that your face is disgusting and you can't provide the number.

If the world can't tolerate you, you will commit suicide sadly, but the terrible king has given you Amnesty to return to this world and continue your life.

When he was born, the doctor just pulled him out of the uterus and fainted. The nurse quickly closed her eyes and stuffed him back.

There are nine suns in the world, and you forget at a glance that eight of them will fall, and the other one will be as ugly as a plant sun.

The national leaders sent you to travel abroad. You haven't traveled around the world yet, and the world economy has regressed for 55 years.

All countries in the world want to kill you. The United States fired an intercontinental missile at you, and when it was 2000 kilometers away from you, it turned back and blew itself up.

After watching the computer, it will be seriously distorted, the keyboard will drop, and the mouse will climb up the tree and get up 99 times, which is ugly only in DOS state.

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I was born twice.

The first time, a doctor dragged me out of the uterus and suddenly fainted. A nurse fumbled for me with her eyes closed. ...

After my second birth, everyone in the hospital hid in the morgue and cried. The dean slapped his mouth, blaming himself for being as blind as a bat and should not take over my business for greed. .....

Motherly love is great. She didn't dislike me and raised me, but he put a picture of a skeleton on my face to show it.

Relieve psychological pressure. The mask will stay with me until I am ten years old.

At the age of eleven, when I was in the third grade, the whole class was the most curious and desperately wanted to see what I looked like behind the mask. A classmate named Li Dadan tore off my mask when I peed. Since then, Li Dadan has suffered from a strange disease, unable to speak, with dull eyes, doing nothing all day, killing people without blinking, and crying as soon as he closes his eyes. ....

The headmaster reported to the education bureau, and the education bureau sent someone. Because all the students in the school have transferred to other schools, the principal can only eat half a bowl of porridge every morning, and the teacher's salary has not been settled for two months. ....

When people from the Education Bureau saw me, the director immediately resigned and resigned to go to sea, which triggered a chain reaction, and educational institutions all over the country closed down and were paralyzed. .....

I was walking in the street, and people on the roadside were vomiting wildly. A group of pigs rushed in front of me from behind, scrambling to wear me red flowers, give me trophies and give me certificates, which read: the savior of pigs.

Next door, Pockmarked Liu's daughter-in-law wants to brag to him that his pockmarked face is disgusting and she has to leave! ! ! It happened that I went to their window. As soon as Pockmarked Liu's wife saw me, she stopped talking and took out money to the insurance company to insure Pockmarked Liu. Ten thousand for a pockmarked man. ....

Also alarmed the United Nations (? Why do you want to say it again), Annan was at his wit's end and asked me to have a facelift, but it didn't work.

Plastic surgeons cried when they saw me, and nearly half of them went to a mental hospital, all with the same symptoms. They only said one thing: ugly ... ugly. ....

Arafat sent a special plane to pick me up and asked me to stand at the gate of the presidential palace to resist the siege of the Israeli army. I stood there for a minute, the Israeli army retreated, and Sharon was forced to resign. The whole Palestinian nation rejoiced, but when Arafat wanted to introduce me as a national hero, the Palestinian people could not find me with lanterns. ....

A writer came to me with tears in his eyes: When I was so old, my biggest dream was to get a Nobel Prize in Literature. Now the master is too powerful ... I have a unique skill. As long as I can write a book in front of you, I will definitely win the prize! ! !

I didn't believe it, so he stayed with me for a week and ended up writing a novel of five million words.

He even won the Nobel Prize in Medicine. .....

Nobel headquarters announced that if the world can find words to describe my face, it will win the literature prize, and as a result, all of it.

Nobel Prize in Literature disappeared after the writer switched to buying pork. ....

The National Football Association specially recruited me to join the team, hoping to really rush out of Asia. In the World Cup, China didn't concede a goal in every game.

It's all a score of 12:0, one goal for each person. After playing football, we will have a picnic on the lawn. I was alone in front of the goal BBQ, and the opposing players, including the goalkeeper, threw up on the ground. The referee can't even get a red card.

Of course, our players are also cultivated by the devil step by step. Look at my photos first, then look at my photos of eating, and then play football. ....

The World Cup will stay in China forever, and foreign media commented that I am the incarnation of the devil.

At the beginning of the world lying contest, players of all races boasted for the first time. I went on stage, won the championship in only three words, and kept the title forever. I said, I'm not ugly. .....

I cried at night, looked at the moon and asked softly, me, is it nice? A white object landed gently on the moon, and I

Pick it up and see, it is a small white rabbit that was trampled to death by Jiuyin's white bone claw. .....

I shouted at the sky: God, am I the ugliest horse?

The sky suddenly began to rain cats and dogs and fell on me. I touched it and it was all vomit. ......

I left this world and came to this ancient castle. I asked the mirror: mirror mirror, who is the ugliest in this world? The mirror is flowing.

Tears, suicide rupture .....

God forbid, why did you give birth to me?

I held a grudge and finally got depressed. Who knows, that horrible man gave me an Amnesty and let me go back to earth. .....

So I wandered around the world, having nothing to do, playing online, and I wanted to chat, so I applied for a QQ number, who knows.

Tao ... system prompt: because you are disgusting (please forgive me, my literary level is not high, I can only explain this), our company will not provide you with the number even if you die. ....

The most important thing is that I sent it to Baidu so late because I sent it ten times before I was allowed to pass! ! ! 1, it looks breathtaking! Creative!

2. Were you kissed by a pig when you were a child?

3, you are very patriotic, very dedicated and have a lot of backbone!

4, really creative, really brave to live!

5, you are really tm postmodern!

6. You look like a car accident scene!

7. Your appearance is out of proportion.

8. Why cover your face with your ass?

9. I think there are only two kinds of people in the world who can attract people. One is beautiful, the other is you.

10, you look very relaxed! !

1 1, you need to go back to the furnace to rebuild!

12, how can they call you a pig? This is outrageous! You can't judge a book by its cover! How can you say you look like a pig? That's an insult to pigs.

13, *, you are so fucking easy to recognize.

14, it looks very sci-fi and abstract!

15, I've seen ugly ones, never seen such ugly ones. It's ugly at first glance, but it's even uglier when you look closely!

16, looks innocent, looks sorry for the people and the party.

17, your growth slows down the internet speed, and your growth consumes too much memory!

18, you chased me naked for two kilometers, and I'm a hooligan when I go back!

19, brother, can you lower the resolution on your face?

20. You broke the rules!

2 1, international face universal.

22. I looked at him sadly and said, "Can the operation be cured?"

23. Your appearance has broken through human imagination.

24. You are a fauvism! !

25, you haven't fully evolved, elephant man is really hard for you.

26. I want to see you talk, but why do you bury your face in your ass? ..... oh? Sorry, I didn't know it was your face. What about your ass?

27. I don't want to hit you either. Go to the zoo to see if there is a job suitable for you. If you run around the street like this, it's easy for the police to shoot you.

28.MMD, I have never seen anything so archaeological.

29, grow flying sand and stones, uncanny workmanship.

30. It's not your fault that you are ugly, but it's your fault that you are scary!