±Jokes about rats

1. The cat was awakened by a knock on the door in the middle of the night and saw a mouse when he opened the door. The cat asked angrily: Are you looking for death? The mouse trembled and said: Brother, buy some insurance. The task is too heavy. I was really desperate, so I knocked on your door!

2. The three mice tasted wine from the United States, Japan and China. The American drinker took three steps and fell down. The Japanese drinker took two steps and fell down. The Chinese Erguotou drinker picked up a kitchen knife and shouted "Where is the TMD cat?"

3. The turtle said to the mouse: "I work in a five-star hotel!" "Nonsense!" "Really, they just used my bath water to make soup."

4. There are four reasons why rats survive: to provide employment opportunities for cats, to provide part-time opportunities for dogs, to serve as free endorsements for computer mice, and to try their best to study certain diseases for humans.

5. The mouse and the bat are married. Others laugh at the mouse because he has no vision. The mouse: What do you know? She is a flight attendant after all. A friend asked a bat how he could marry a mouse. The bat had tears in his eyes and said meaningfully: Alas! That day he took Viagra, which gave him strong firepower, and he jumped up to the ceiling, allowing him to get it.

6. "Mom, although you object, I still can't forget him. He is the only one in my eyes." "Silly boy, don't fall in love. We are mice, but he is a mouse!"

7. A cat was chasing a mouse. The mouse got into the hole and couldn't come out. The cat waited for a long time but the mouse still didn't come out. So it imitated the dog and barked: "Woof!" and then screamed again. One sound! The mouse was happy, thinking that the cat had been scared away by the dog, so he walked out humming a tune. As soon as he stepped out of the hole, the cat held him down: "You're finally out, my dear!" The mouse begged, "You're here before I die." Can you tell me what's going on? "These days, who doesn't know a few words in a foreign language!

8. A mouse was chased by a cat and entered a flower shop by mistake. Finding there was no way to escape, the mouse picked up a bouquet of roses. Weapons, resisting tenaciously. The cat was stunned for a moment, lowered his head immediately, and said shyly: "Damn it, it's too sudden..."

9. Four mice were chatting together.

A mouse said: "Recently, I often take mouse poison for fun. "

The second one is not to be outdone: "Recently, I often use mouse traps to exercise. ”

The third one pointed proudly at a pregnant cat and said, “That’s what I did!”

The fourth mouse sneered, pointed at a coquettish fox and said, "How can you show your identity if you don't have a mistress these days!" "

10. The female mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she followed her husband to the grass. After a while, a hedgehog came out of the hole. The female mouse grabbed the hedgehog and said, "Damn it, you still said nothing. An affair? Who are you trying to seduce with so much mousse? "[/