Please give me the latest quotes from my wife, and they should be insightful.

1. Don’t force me to be gentle! Otherwise - kneel down!

2. Love me well and don’t love others! Discovered - hit!

3. If it hits you, you must pretend it hurts; if it really hurts, pretend it’s okay!

4. Don’t expect your wife to do housework, because I don’t know how to do anything! Otherwise – kick!

6. Don’t rape me! If it happens - kill!

7. If I say I will kill you, don’t take it seriously, it will make you feel better!

8. If we quarrel, it’s your fault no matter what, you have to comfort me! Otherwise - bite!

9. If I gain weight, I should say: "It's pretty good, I'm not fat, I'm plump"! Otherwise - click!

10. You must be able to sing, and you must sing well! No singing!

11. I like to go crazy. You must encourage, support, and cooperate with my abnormal behavior!

12. Don’t yell at me in public or leave me alone.

13. Don’t stalk my wife all day long.

14. Don’t tilt the emotional balance too far to the child’s side.

15. Don’t always praise other people’s wives for being gentle, beautiful, and capable...

16. Don’t be indifferent to my emotions. Don't be moody either, pay attention to self-control of your emotions.

17. When I lose my temper, you should comfort me immediately and don’t give me time to calm down. In fact, I don’t need time to calm down at all.

18. You don’t have to give me all the things I said you like. But at least give me one or two of them on a special day to let me know that you take what I said to your heart.

19. Don’t ask your wife in detail: What do you think we should do?

20. Don’t make noise with your neighbors. Be kind and kind. This is something Three Gorges Online strongly agrees with.

21. Don’t dig into other people’s affairs. Just take care of your own home.

22. Don’t favor your own children unprincipled.

23. Don’t reveal your feelings in plain sight. Be reserved, especially with women other than myself.

24. Don’t say to me: If you marry me, you will be unlucky.

25. When I cry, no matter whether it is your fault or not, you must comfort me just like you do when we are in love.

26. I will wait and see when I see handsome guys. This is also natural. Don’t be jealous. Although I already have you, I still want to see the pursuit of others.

27. I complain about you because I care about you, care about you, and am nervous about you. Don't be annoyed.

28. I’m even more scared if you go out on the street with me without dressing up at all. When you go shopping with me, you must comb your hair and shave your beard. Don't let others think I'm an old man.

29. You should strengthen your physical exercise so that on the night when we return home together, you can carry me up to the door of your house on the eighth floor in one breath. I long to be your bride every day.

30. I know I am not the most beautiful in the world, but I hope you think I am. You should always praise me for my beauty, cuteness, gentleness, thoughtfulness and good figure.

31. When I cut my hair, put on some eye shadow, and wear new shoes, I hope you will notice the changes in me.

32. You don’t need to be a rich person, but it is best to have a lofty goal and ideal, so that you may become a rich person in the future.

33. Maybe I won’t remember you every second, but I hope you will remember me every second.

34. Give your wife small gifts or surprises from time to time to create a romantic atmosphere for the two of you.

35. You’d better be there when I go online in QQ, and you’d better be able to reply immediately when I send an A.

36. There are N major things to remember: my wife’s favorite song, my wife’s favorite color, my wife’s favorite food, my wife’s favorite everything...

37 . When I meet a handsome guy who expresses affection for me, I can't be unresponsive or be too jealous. I have to have a good sense of proportion.

38. When your wife encounters something unsatisfactory, she should be able to follow the instructions, help analyze, and put forward some constructive suggestions.

39. Please remember the five major anniversaries: your wife’s birthday, the anniversary of the first meeting, the wedding anniversary, Valentine’s Day and Women’s Day.

40. Remember the three major commemorative places: the place where you first met, the place where you fell in love, and the place your wife thinks is the most beautiful.

41. When you meet a beautiful girl, you are not allowed to take the initiative to talk to her, and you must not be courteous in front of your wife.

42. It is best for me to sleep with your love words every night.

43. Try to go home after get off work every day. Business requires socializing, and so does your wife.

44. When your wife makes progress, receives praise or promotion, you should cheer and celebrate with me, point out the internal reasons for her success, and praise her highly.

45. Say "I love you" to me at least three times a day! When you wake up in the morning, when you come home from get off work, and when you get into bed at night.

46. Money cannot be too little. But don’t spend too much. No amount of money can be given to other women.

47. Don’t treat the elderly as a burden. Without them, we would not be where we are today. Please be kind to my family. Your own relatives.

48. Please don’t peek at my past diaries and love letters. They have nothing to do with you, and don’t get jealous because of them. This is the same as jumping into the jealousy tank.

49. Please don’t object to me watching soap operas. If I cry, you can’t laugh at me.

50. Don’t smash the TV when watching the Chinese football team. We have bought three TVs after several years of marriage. Chance.

51. When introducing me to a friend, please put your arm around my waist instead of standing aside and pointing fingers at me.

52. Duplicity is my specialty, especially. Most of the time when you lose your temper, you are lying. If you don’t want to go, you will go. If you don’t want it, you will want it. If you don’t want it, it means it’s a good idea.

53. You must understand that your wife’s taking over the financial power means she is good at management and not stingy. .

54. Strictly abide by the organizational discipline of only loving your wife. You are not allowed to pick up girls, look for girls, or have a mistress.

55. Please don’t just go with your wife. Female colleagues in the office hang out together...

56. When recruiting secretaries for your company, be sure to ask me to be the judge.

57. The secretary should be male. I really need a girl, but not too beautiful.

58. In fact, I often compare myself to the girls around you because I want you to praise me as better than them.

59. When I feel unwell, you have to pretend to be a doctor, touch my forehead, take my temperature, and then send me to a real doctor for medicine and injections.

60 , I don’t mind if you have a little belly, but try not to be too fat, and don’t be thinner than me.

61. Please cook a delicious meal for me when you are free, and give it to me. The other end of the table stared at me affectionately.

62. When you are on a business trip, I hope that your pager and mobile phone will not run out of battery at the same time. If you can take the initiative to call me frequently and ask "Have you eaten?" "It would be better if you report your whereabouts at any time.

63. When your wife doesn't want you, you should shed tears and solve the problem by yourself. There should be no money buying and selling. When I am not at home, you should miss me every day! Make good money!

64. If I have done something wrong and feel very sad, please take the initiative to take the responsibility that you should or should not take. Your broad mind is the harbor where I will always stay.

65. Although you have the habit of sleeping naked, this does not mean that you can wear a pair of underwear for two days.

66. If you find a classic on the Internet, you must share it with your wife. Taking stock of life and sharing classic series.

67. When I am in a bad mood and lose my temper, husband, please kiss me instead of arguing with me.

68. , Never scold me, because you said that I am the person you love most.

69. Please accompany me for a long walk every week: take me to a teahouse or a restaurant every two weeks. Meet friends at the bar; go to the movies with me hand in hand every two months; arrange a trip with me at least once a year.

70. Please remember that your wife’s permed chestnut hair is a fashion, not a trend. ear.

71. My wife wearing see-through clothes is sexy rather than having a fever.

72. When a wife puts on makeup and makeup, she is stunning, not a monster.

73. My wife wearing thick-soled shoes is the icing on the cake, not a disadvantage.

74. When a wife speaks dirty words, she is straightforward and cute, not uneducated. When my wife is unreasonable, she is acting coquettishly and coquettishly, not acting wildly.

75. After I finish cooking, please take the initiative to wash the dishes. After I finish sweeping the floor, you should mop the floor.

76. My wife’s pink punch is because she loves you, not to flatter you.

77. I have many shortcomings. I am already troubled enough. Please don’t remind me at any time.

78. I have many advantages, some of which I don’t even know yet. Please tell me loudly at any time.

79. Although you know those beautiful and charming female stars well, when I ask you, you still hope to get this answer: "Who is Liu Yifei? Is Britney the one who plays tennis?" ? ”

80. Please don’t act passionate and think that many women are interested in you and show it off in front of me.

81. Remember that shopping with your wife is a virtue. There must be good mental preparation in advance. You must understand: Shopping is a woman’s instinct, and shopping is a woman’s instinct.

82. Reserve enough physical energy, be patient, and more importantly, treat shopping as a pleasure.

83. Always be ready to go to the cashier to swipe your card as soon as possible. When your wife goes shopping, she should have the courage to pay, encourage her more, and do not behave unwillingly.

84. Talk to me more, and don’t let me guess your heart from your body and expression.

85. If you want to smoke, go to the balcony. Just drink and don't have sex.

86. You can watch porn occasionally, but you can’t enjoy it alone at home. You must wait for me to enjoy it with you every time.

87. Your wife should help you study during the exam, circle the key points, and do not behave in a nonchalant manner.

88. Your wife should be full of praise when serving food, eat a few more bowls, and do not be picky about food.

89. When the wife is interrogated, she must swear an oath to show her loyalty and must not behave carelessly.

90. When your wife is admonishing, you should keep your hands close together, stand at attention, and do not behave absentmindedly.

91. When your wife suffers from insomnia, she should stay with her all night long and help count the sheep. She should not behave like dreaming about Duke Zhou.

92. When your wife is angry, she should kneel down and beg for mercy and beg for mercy, and she must not ignore her.

93. When your wife comes home late, you should wait patiently, treat her with a smile, and do not get angry.

94. When your wife takes a bath, she should measure the water temperature, scratch her back and scratch her itches, and should not engage in any selfish behavior.

95. When a wife is lucky, she should get what she wants, persevere, and should not act beyond her ability.

96. Think more about the joy and happiness you feel when you are with us, so that you will have the confidence to do many things well. Especially making money.

97. Don’t go to private meetings at work, and don’t go to get drunk after get off work; help me pat my shoulders and back at home, and keep an eye on the little baby when I go out;

98. Pay official expenses with red papers and white envelopes. Be sure to take me to the banquet; even if you work until you are hunched over, you must pretend that you are not tired;

99. Strictly abide by the mass discipline of insisting on serving your wife wholeheartedly, and your wife is always right.

100. Forget the most important thing, I am always right, because I am the one who loves you the most!