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How to woo a girl? Thank you, God, please help me.
In fact, the most important thing is that you have full confidence in yourself. There are many ways to chase the person you love. Don’t change your personality just because of one person. However, you can chase her more directly. Know what she likes or pursues, and you can help her complete or achieve it. . Or maybe give her some surprises or something. Take your time and work hard. Here is a guide to chasing girls: The first strategy: the iron mask strategy. With the development of society, MM has become more and more fierce. Women are fiercer than tigers. It is best to wear an iron mask if you want to win over a girl without getting hurt by her. Protected by an iron face, he can say disgusting words without blushing, and his nose will not be sore even if his sister's jade hands hit him, and his eyes will not be dazzled. He is too handsome and once learned this trick from the leader of the village. When my sister is tired and annoyed, she will agree. An iron face is far better than having both ability and political integrity! My advice is not to use this strategy in Dayang. Dayang's girls are so powerful, they are like tigers among tigers. This strategy is especially ineffective in the happy E family. You have the iron face strategy, and the Oriental girl has the kicking skills. Lover: The True Colors of a Cool Man: My lover is a bit cold. The second plan: the discount plan. When you see a girl, you must first calm down. If sex is not attractive, people will be obsessed with it. Don't mess up your shooting skills when you see MM. No matter how beautiful or proud the girl is, you can check it out at a discount. Just because she's beautiful doesn't necessarily mean she's meek. She's a beauty, but she might be a loser. No matter how good the girl is, if the discount reaches her ankles, she will be ignored by everyone. Don't take MM seriously, that's half the battle, I believe this. Girls are unpredictable, so don't discount her too much or lose interest in her. An old man once said that we should ignore MM strategically and pay attention to MM tactically. The third plan: the swing plan. Anyone who has experience playing on a swing knows that in order to swing high, you need to apply force step by step. To successfully soak a MM, you have to increase your strength step by step. If you apply more force today, you will lose force tomorrow, and you can only dangle in the same place. Unless you are a worldly expert who spends three days fishing and two days drying nets to maintain your balance, you will only be able to hold your arms alone and watch other girls come and go. Remember, you have to be organized when picking up girls. You can’t eat hot tofu if you are in a hurry. Picking up girls is like being a human being, you need to take it one step at a time. The fourth plan: eating grass. A good horse never eats grass that turns back, so a good horse is always hungry. In this world, as long as MM exists, GG's fate will be one more day. When girls are thrown away like a bear breaking off a stick, fortunately you are not a bear. It doesn't matter if you don't have a stick under your arm at the moment. You can go back and walk around again. Many girls dive very deep, so be careful to look for clues of the beauty shark. Xin GG studied this strategy nine hundred years ago. He said that when he suddenly looked back, the girl was there in the dim light. The fifth plan: top hat plan. Everyone likes to wear high hats, and MM is a human being, so MM likes to wear high hats. A GG who knows how to flatter a girl is a good GG, and a GG who knows how to flatter a girl is even more outstanding among people. This strategy is not easy to grasp. Some high-level girls can only be defeated by high-level flatterers. The sweet-tongued GG has a girl to hold her. She has come from practice and will continue to go to practice. It is easy to attack a girl who falls down, but you must not attack a girl who falls down frequently. For example, beware of the Eastern girl hiding in the rabbit kicking eagle position when she falls to the ground. >>>"Flattery" Proven Record The Sixth Strategy: The Yellow Flower Strategy. The golden flower plan refers to the fact that youth is perishable, and many things and many people become yesterday's yellow flowers in the blink of an eye. JJ Du Qiuniang said in "Three Hundred Songs about Picking Up Girls" that flowers can only be cut when they bloom, but do not wait until the flowers are empty and the branches are broken. How long can you have fun in life? Not only is it not easy for GG to meet a good MM, but it is also not easy for MM to meet a good GG. We must seize the opportunity and keep pace with the times. Girls are like yellow flowers, and they fly away in a blink of an eye. Time waits for no one to pick up girls! I remember the painful memory of a GG who wasted countless precious time picking up girls, "Looking back at the past, there are so many great years, but it's a pity that I was so sad when I didn't pick up girls, and my young head turned gray." The seventh plan: forking rice. The fork-and-rice plan means that no matter how good the food is, you will always get tired of eating the same food. Only balanced nutrition can be beneficial to your health. The same is true for picking up girls, which is beneficial to the health of GGs. One day when you feel tired of picking up a certain girl, you should consider learning like shredded fish, sometimes soaking rice girls, sometimes soaking sesame cake girls, so as to pick up girls to be healthy and happy. Don't eat too much rice, and don't soak too much. The eighth plan: the potato plan. The more the potato vine spreads, the farther the potatoes will grow. Even if the vine is destroyed, the potatoes can still be preserved. This strategy does not apply to Oriental MM. She is a biology teacher. When I tried this strategy on her, she had to dig the potatoes three feet into the ground. come out. The main idea is that when you pick up a girl, you have to get the rewards of picking up one girl. Don't pick up N girls and it's like you haven't picked up one girl yet.
A foreigner named Paul once said that GG's life should be spent like this. When he looks back on the past, he does not regret for wasting his years, and does not feel ashamed for being mediocre. He should be proud to say... Ninth Plan: Shooting wild goose plan. This plan is very old, but it remains new over time. Lang Jun still wrote it down. Old trees can also bloom new flowers! When two ancient people shot wild geese and discussed how to eat them, the geese had already flown away. When you see a girl, don't always think about how to have sex with her after you get her. Just when you are daydreaming, she might have fallen into the arms of another GG. The main idea of ??the Shooting Goose Strategy is to take action when it is time to take action. If the action is not accurate, it is a technical problem, and if the action is not fast, it is an ideological problem. The tenth plan: money plan. Nine out of ten girls are greedy for money. If you can't get a girl, don't worry. It is better to retreat and build a net if you are envious of fish in the abyss. It has nothing to do with you if a hundred GGs die under her skirt, you just have to keep silent and make money. When your pockets are bulging, you don't need to go to girls, girls will line up to pick you up. A rich GG will naturally have witty words, good looks, a gentlemanly manner, and a diamond ring. Plan 11: Coffee Plan. Although coffee is bitter, it can refresh you, and even if it is bitter, picking up girls can also refresh you. Even if you pick up a girl and go to bed, you need to know that going to bed is a strenuous job. Picking up girls may seem glamorous on the surface, but only you know the ups and downs. Being with a girl is naturally very refreshing. Excessive refreshing will inevitably lead to neurasthenia, inability to eat well, and restless sleep. This is a typical syndrome of picking up girls. The twelfth plan: the lackey plan. This is the most common trick used by GGs all over the world when picking up girls. In the tenderness of MM's eyes, I would rather be a lackey, regardless of time, fame and fortune, rain or shine, no regrets. In fact, it is quite effective. The running dog tactic is really a simple and unpretentious way to pick up girls. The recommendation index is five stars. Count 13: Billiards Counter. I remember there was a joke about the difference between women and billiards. Women score the ball but not the sticks, while billiards makes the ball score but not the sticks. Although there is a difference between playing with your sister and playing billiards, the goal is to make a hole. Although you can't ask for a hole-in-the-shot like Davis enjoyed the benefits, you still have to play a few shots to make a hole. How about billiards? It's hard to say. Picking up girls is like playing billiards. Scoring a hole in ten is also a victory. If you pick up a girl only for her soul and not for her body, then all the GGs in the ocean will admire your high level. Plan Fourteen: Journey to the West. Being a girl is like a master and a disciple learning from each other. Picking up girls is often not a matter of one person, but a matter of a group of people. There are three gangs to pick up girls, and unity is strength. Most girls are helpless in the face of a pack of wolves. The key to success is to decide on a master picker, so that you don't mess up your position before you pick up the girl. Confucius has an experience, GG's worry is not in picking up girls, but in staying within the wall. The fifteenth plan: the smelly socks plan. Socks worn for a month without washing are logically more smelly than socks worn for a day without washing. A GG who doesn't pick up girls for a month is logically more energetic than a GG who doesn't pick up girls for a day. This kind of energy is too tempting for MM, and MM also needs to try new things. To live, one needs to have the energy to live, and to pick up girls, one needs to have the energy to pick up girls. The sixteenth plan: selling oranges. There is a mandarin orange seller in Hangzhou. The outside is gold and jade, and the inside is rotten catkins. He puts them on the market and sells them for ten times the price. They are rushing to buy them. That's what MM is like, even if she is a loser, as long as she is beautiful, there will always be fans. Although all pretty girls are idiots, if you want to date beautiful girls, GG must not be idiots. What if you are a idiot? It's easy to handle, you just need to be lucky, and her GG is more stupid than you. Strategy Seventeen: Two-faced strategy. A gentleman on the outside but a gangster secretly. People with these two faces are extremely good at picking up girls. This plan has been prepared by predecessors, but Lang Jun does not want to continue Diao. Let’s just talk about China’s gangster culture. Out of ten GGs, nine are yellow, and one is a gangster. Hooligans are all talented men, so for thousands of years, the success rate of hooligans in picking up girls has remained high. In the Book of Songs, it is the little hooligan who picks up girls by holding cloth silk, the big hooligan who gets promoted and makes money, and the biggest hooligan who becomes the emperor. Don't you brag that you have so many girls? No matter how many girls you have, are they still more than the emperor? Plan 18: Butterfly plan. You and I are the wings of a butterfly, close together when we land and separated when we fly. This strategy is used in a wonderful way, like a butterfly dancing like a butterfly. This is a common method used by higher-level GGs and higher-level MMs. Being away or leaving does not mean that you are hot and cold towards MM, but that your separation will affect MM's heart. Tempting——What a wonderful thing! The nineteenth plan: solve the cow plan. The cook understands that a cow has a blind eye, but he will also have a blind eye when it comes to picking up girls. The cook has been handling cattle for nineteen years, and he is very good at it. He is still frightened when he sees a cow, so he stops it. His behavior is late, and he uses the knife very little. A skilled GG will also be cautious when he sees a girl. Under the knife of the cook, the cow is like the soil and the earth; under the GG gun, the girl is like the soil and the earth.
Pay special attention to the fact that Cook Ding has been using his sword for nineteen years but the blade is as new as a sword. Lang Jun wonders if there is any GG in the world who has been picking up girls for nineteen years and the sword is still as new as a teenager. Be careful when picking up girls, be careful with it, it is the most deadly weapon in the world, do it as a last resort! Plan 20: Draw a pie plan. Of course, painting cakes is to satisfy hunger. If you haven't picked up a girl, getting a picture of her is always better than nothing. Lang Jun was once confused, should he regard this plan as a cake painting plan or a plum blossom plan? In the end, I decided to paint cakes, because I have already painted cakes with Qingshengyu silk, so painting cakes must be more enjoyable than looking at plum blossoms. The taste of plum blossoms is sour, and it would not be good if your teeth fall out. It's easy to pick up girls if you draw a cake, but it's not us to draw a cake every year. The second plan: Tang poetry plan. I have read 300 Tang poems by heart, and even if I can't recite poems, I will become obscene. Ai's student once said that the genius of picking up girls is one percent inspiration and ninety-nine percent perspiration. You have sweated 99% of the time trying to pick up girls, and you are almost a genius at picking up girls. Picking up girls is a skilled job, haven’t you managed to pick up girls? It's not that you're unlucky, it's that you're not skilled. There is a poem that proves that it is noon to pick up girls, and the sweat is dripping on the soil. Who knows that picking up girls is hard work for everyone. Su C Motorcycle 2005-12-22 16:30 The second plan: the toilet plan. I'm not teaching you to spy on the toilet. You want to go to the toilet when you are holding in your pee, or you just want to go to the toilet to clean yourself and have a cigarette. What next? Of course, leave, who wants to stay in the toilet for a lifetime. You have many reasons to pick up girls, and you have many reasons to get rid of the girls you pick up. well! This is reality. Planning to dump a girl before picking her up is the tragedy of GG and the tragedy of MM. The second and third plan: Apple plan. When an apple hit his head, Newton immediately thought of gravity. When MM passes by, you should learn from GG and think of picking her up immediately. All things in the world have the same principles, and the law of universal gravitation applies to the law of picking up girls. When a beautiful girl passes by, GG will always feel the force of gravity. Success in picking up girls is directly proportional to the quality of GG and inversely proportional to distance. You have no way to improve the quality for the time being. You can only find ways to get closer. The one who is closer to the water and the tower will get the moon first, and the one who is close to the GG will get the girl first. In fact, a girl is quite lonely when she has no one to hang out with. It is simply a crime to make a girl lonely. If you don’t believe it, we can do an experiment on the Oriental girl. Don’t say hello to the Oriental girl for a day and see how the Oriental girl reacts. However, this agreement may not be reached. Oriental girls are too attractive to wolves. The second and fourth plan: a small fresh plan. Governing a big country is like cooking small delicacies, and picking up girls is like running a country. Lao Tzu's words do not mean that governing a big country is as easy as cooking a small fish, but that when cooking a small fish, you cannot always turn it, otherwise it will turn the fish into pieces. It is about governing by doing nothing. When it comes to picking up girls without doing anything, of course you can pick up whoever you want. However, doing nothing is too difficult. For those who are just learning GG, they only need to remember to think twice before speaking and doing things, talk less nonsense, and do less trivial things. Every word and every thing should have a good effect on picking up girls. It should scratch the girl's itch, just like cooking fresh food. It doesn't turn much, but it gets twice the result with half the effort. >>>True nature: The five realms of picking up girls by yourself. The second and fifth strategy: the overlord strategy. Lang Jun did not ask GGs to review the "Criminal Law" and then rap. Gentleness has no lethality at all to many girls, so a bully is needed to take the bow. Junior high school physics textbooks remind us that the resistance to picking up girls is constant, so the greater the intensity of picking up girls, the faster the speed of picking up girls. Of course, when you use your overlord power, you will definitely encounter resistance from the MM. The force you use must exceed the resistance, otherwise the MM will not give in. If you can use the Overlord Strategy, you can do a small test. She is walking hand in hand with a man on the street. Do you dare to hold her face and kiss her? If not, I suggest you use Strategy 20. . Plan 26: Sleep plan. If you feel sluggish about picking up girls, then go get some sleep. You are thinking about her day and night, your clothes are getting wider and wider, and she will not know at all. She can be the boss in front of her, but just treat her as a pig behind her back. Go get some sleep. Tomorrow you can tell her with full energy that you didn't sleep last night and let her heart beat. How can GG, who can't even sleep well, be so good with MM? It can be said without any exaggeration that sleep is the only criterion for testing the psychological quality of picking up girls. Strategy No. 27: Happy Strategy. If you want to pick up a girl, you must first go to the Happy E tribe, which is poor and mouthy. When you become enchanted, your eyes are green, and your mouth is oily, you can go pick up girls. MM likes humor and GG remains unchanged through the ages. How did Liang Jinsong meet Fu Mingxia? According to Fu Mingxia, Liang was more humorous. MM and you are happy together. At this time, if you ask MM to leave, she will be reluctant to leave. It is recommended that the Happy Edition hold a Happy GG competition, and anyone who gets the ranking can go out to pick up girls.
>>>Nine most practical sentences to make women happy. The second eight strategies: Ya Po's plan: If there is no matchmaker, Zhang Sheng will not be able to make Yingying; if there is no Wang Po, Ximen Qing will not be able to make Pan Jinlian. The power of intermediaries is really powerful. Don't ask GG to help you match others, there are too many lessons in trying to match others. When Lang Jun was studying, he once discussed with MM, what would happen to the world if Zhang Sheng dated the matchmaker and Ximen Qing dated the queen? The 29th plan: Qiu Hong plan. Su Dongpo warned his niece about the commonly used methods of picking up girls in the world: people come with letters like Qiu Hong, and things are like spring dreams without leaving a trace. Chunmeng Wuhen is talking about the last of the three or six strategies, which will be explained below. What people like Qiuhong said is that you have to be honest when picking up girls. Although the woman is nicknamed mentally retarded, women have always been very sensitive. She can feel if she is honest or dishonest. "Book of Rites: Doctrine of the Mean" says that sincerity is self-contained. >>>Humor: The intrinsic connection between Zen and picking up girls. Strategy 30: Lottery strategy. Buy lottery tickets in order to win a prize, even though the possibility of winning is very small. Finding a good girl is about as difficult as winning the jackpot. Some GGs didn't catch the rabbits, and some GGs vomited blood but still couldn't catch the rabbits. However, in order to pick up the girl they like, the GGs still keep going. Buying lottery tickets and reading Cai Jing, picking up girls and watching Qing Jing, all you can do is stay calm, and there is always a feeling that you are just a little bit behind. A simple probability question, there is not one girl in a hundred with a good figure, there is not one girl in a hundred that is beautiful, there is not one girl in a hundred that is well-educated, one hundred to the third power is one million , a good sister is one in a million! . The husband advises that winning a five-dollar lottery ticket is also a lottery win, and picking up a girl with a score of 60 points is also picking up a girl. The third plan: the drunken plan. Wine is a matchmaker for sex, and it is easy to get a girl after drinking wine. But now many GGs are not up to par, and they can’t beat MMs when drinking. In sadness, I don’t want to say more. The third and second plan: the plan to defeat the mantis. Shit beetles push dung balls, Wu Dalang plays night owl, and a GG of any grade picks up a girl of a certain grade. This is generally the case. If the toad eats the hawkmoth meat, don't end up not being able to eat even the fly excrement. Envying flowers on cow dung is a normal psychological reaction. But don't underestimate cow dung, he must be outstanding. Lai Han takes a fairy wife, and he looks good on the surface, but secretly he endures a lot of hardships. A Lai Han who can marry a fairy wife is not far from a great man. >>>Ridicule: Ugly men can get beautiful women for no money at all. The third and third strategy: stick to the clumsy strategy. Guo Jing mastered the Shou Zhuo plan, so he became a master of martial arts and Huang Rong became a master. You don't have to have great wisdom to use this trick. The husband just mentioned this phenomenon. If you can really reach the realm of skill and clumsiness, you can become the teacher of the husband, even if you need the husband to teach him how to pick up girls. Lang Jun has never seen a really stupid boy who can pick up a good girl. The third and fourth plan: the bell-ringing plan. When a girl is lonely, it is inevitable that Hongxing will cheat on her, so you should always be afraid of being stubborn. Being a monk for a day makes you hit the clock, and dating a girl means you have to please the girl for an extra day. However, girls are quite complicated now. Even if you visit her every day, she will inevitably throw herself at other GGs, but you should be nicer to her. She throws herself at other GGs less frequently. Sigh! In this world, a girl who doesn't have sex with others is a good girl, woo woo woo... The third and fifth plan: the wine storage plan. A husband never stores wine in one place, otherwise the bottle will be empty by the time he drinks it. The common method is to store wine A somewhere, wine B somewhere, somewhere... the girl will only regret it when she needs it. It is often needed Have some backup ready. There is MM A somewhere, MM B somewhere, somewhere... The third and sixth plan: Flying Wing Plan. Su Dongpo explained to his niece how to pick up girls: "It's like a spring dream without a trace." Li Bai said harshly: "When it's over, just brush off your clothes and hide yourself and your name." There is a poem that GG often chants, passing among thousands of flowers, not a single leaf touches me. Lang Jun understands this truth well, so he uses this strategy as a tactic to suppress the roll. Thirty-six strategies, even if they go too slowly, they are still flying fast! Related articles: Manual: Seven ways to escape death after being captured by a pick-up girl. Emotions: A complete record of the practical exercises of pick-up girls. Postscript: After observing and analyzing the phenomenon of picking up girls, we found that there are actually three levels of picking up girls. There are three basic conditions for picking up girls, which must be met at the same time: first, you have the desire or need to pick up girls; second, there is a girl who is likely to be picked up (the girl is willing to be picked up or may be picked up); third, it is You can pick up girls (have the qualifications to pick up girls and master the skills to pick up girls). Do you have a mobile phone? Start with a text message offensive. However, you must remember one thing - no matter what you are chatting about, you must send it to her at a fixed time every day (or every other day or two). The four words "fixed time" are very important. You have to develop a habit for her first. Over time, she will get used to checking her phone at that time every day and waiting for your messages.
After you find out her preferences during the chat, you can choose to give her something on some special days. It doesn't need to be valuable, but it does make her like it. And the most important thing is the process of giving gifts. If it is not a holiday, you can pretend to give it to her casually, saying that you saw it by chance and thought it suits her; if it is a holiday, take Christmas as an example, you can give the gift to her in advance Hide it in a place (such as the locker in the school library, etc.), and then send her a text message (be humorous, for example, 'Santa Claus has decided to give you a special gift, as long as you say it before going to ### You can get it by saying **** three times, etc., to send it to her to get the gift), you can hide near the place where the gift is placed, and wait for her to get the gift and suddenly come out to give her a surprise (remember It’s a surprise, not a shock). While doing this, you should also pay more attention to her, not only physically, but also mentally. Everyone understands physical concerns. When she is sick, she most wants to have someone by her side. Once she finds out that she has a headache or a fever, she should immediately greet her and ask her for help. Usually, she should also say something like, 'It's been raining lately, be careful not to catch a cold. ' words. Mental aspects are difficult to observe. It all depends on you. When she is depressed, don’t keep asking, ‘What’s wrong with you? ', just stay with her by her side, and tell some stories when appropriate (don't tell philosophical stories, and don't tell jokes, jokes at this time can only induce tears. You can tell about things when you were a child, or listen to Something legendary, or a beautiful place somewhere, etc.), you should pay attention to the tone of your speech, don't be too deliberate, just be gentle, just like usual. In short, we need to start with the very small things around her and gradually enter into her life. Some changes may not be noticed by her herself. You need to develop new habits for her and let her get used to your presence and your company. If once she suddenly discovers your existence, she can no longer live without you, then the poster will have succeeded. But the poster must not just rely on impulse. Don't let her get used to you and then find out that she doesn't like her. Do you want to see what kind of girl she is first? 1) It seems quite boring to chase a silent and arrogant girl. Tricky. In fact, this kind of girls are cold on the outside but fanatical on the inside. They generally like boys who are a little wilder. If you are that kind of gentle boy, but your appearance is not good, the possibility is relatively small, it is better to choose another beautiful woman. If others comment on you as "so cool!", then you have great hope! If you are not rejected for the first time, then you must not waste the opportunity! They may be extremely disrespectful to you at first. . You must not be discouraged at this time. You must persist, even to the point of shamelessness. Inviting you to watch movies, dancing, skating, and going to the study room where she often goes are all good strategies. You must find more opportunities to express yourself, a lot (of course, I love you, I have to leave it to the last, haha)... For this type of girl, your true feelings are very attractive. This kind of girl usually takes a long time to chase. If you are about to graduate or leave school now, it seems that it is better not to start. So as not to waste...hehe. But after you catch her, she will usually give up and you will think that you are the happiest BF in the world! Haha. (2) Girls who pursue romantic fantasy. If you really fall in love with such a girl, let me remind you first - you will have to taste the ups and downs! This kind of girl seems to pursue spirituality more than material things. In fact, quite the opposite. Romance requires money to create. If you don't have enough financial resources, I hope you will think more carefully. Since she likes romance, flowers, chocolates, and more, you can best touch her heartstrings by giving her gifts. If you want to catch this kind of girl, don't be stingy with your little money. Except for the moon in the sky, and on the ground except... (What? I can't remember) As long as she wants it, you should try your best to get it without hesitation. And the usual roses, snacks, and even the subtle details show spirit... In short, if you want to chase a girl like this, you must develop the ability to read girls' minds. Don’t forget to bribe the roommates and classmates around girls. They will tell you a lot of useful information. As for your own dress, you must put a lot of thought into it, and don't be rustic all day long. (After you catch a girl, you can safely show your true colors, because in her eyes you are no longer vulgar.
Haha) When you want to play with her, you should also go to romantic places, such as spring outings, dance parties, and watching love story movies... She will gradually become inseparable from your care and attention, haha! Although such a girl It costs you a lot of money, but it will also bring you a lot of beautiful fun. As long as you really like it, you can still live a happy life. 3) Chase gentle and considerate girls. This kind of girl is a giving type. Once she becomes your GF, she will take good care of you, be gentle and approachable, and make you feel the warmth and reliability of love. If you can catch this kind of girl, theoretically you will become the most comfortable man in your life. This type of girl should be easier to chase (and suitable for all types of boys), as long as she doesn't hate you and you are worthy of her. Now let us discuss the question of means. First of all, you should pay more attention to her in life and study. She doesn't need any material things, but needs a kind of care from the heart, which will appear in front of her when she needs help. (A reminder: You must observe more in order to find good opportunities to take action.) Of course, if you are a romantic person, sending flowers and gifts during festivals is foolproof. You can send some friendly things at the beginning, and when you feel you can express it (for example, when she starts to look at you differently from others or seems a little at a loss in front of you), you can send roses! If you don't If you plan to be so extravagant, you can reveal it in your daily chats after self-study. When the time is right, suddenly say something like "It feels so good to be with you." If she doesn't avoid it, you can strike while the iron is hot and say that. Something you've wanted to say for a long time. The best time is at night: people’s defense capabilities are weaker at night. If she starts to avoid you, don't force her. You can continue to care for her silently until she is moved. BTW: If you don’t have many opportunities to interact with her, and you have already set your sights on her when she doesn’t know you, you can pretend to be acquainted by chance through the same friends as you and her, and then through being in the same study room A few more "accidental encounters" will deepen the impression, and then you can start. Don't think that this kind of girl is honest and will be safe once you catch her. In fact, it depends on the individual. If you don't want her to leave you for an extended period of time, if it doesn't work, you should write letters and make phone calls frequently. 4) Chasing lively and cute girls. There seem to be a lot of people who like this kind of girl. And in a new environment, BoyFriend is often the first one. Not because they are easy to chase, but because they often have to be in the active position. If you like this kind of girl, it will be very easy if she also likes you. If you have more contact with her, and occasionally express your affection for her, she will move closer to your goal at the same time as you. If she doesn't like you (or worse, she likes someone else), don't be discouraged. As long as you still have a chance, go for it (of course you don't have to if you are just average towards her). You can have a friendship with her first and try to develop the same hobbies as her. During this period, your humor and open-mindedness are very important, so that she will still think of you on the way back. If the person she likes is not interested in her, then you can take your time until she takes the initiative towards you more than she does that person. At this time, you can adopt obvious strategies to make her truly become your GirlFriend. If she and he like each other, and if you think she is worthy of your charge of stealing someone's love, you can still have a final blow before they confide in each other. At this time, opportunity is very important. You have to observe carefully, and when they have conflicts or misunderstandings, take advantage of the situation (it doesn’t seem too bad...haha), be the first to get there, and victory may belong to you in the end! (Most girls can catch up. I’m unlikely to have other ideas in the future, haha) After this kind of girl has a BF, some uninformed people may like her. You have to notify her in a timely manner, "Please! She already belongs to me!", and the result should be relatively optimistic. 5) Chasing hysterical girls. The typical characteristic of this type of girl is that she shows her emotions openly, cries when she wants to, and laughs when she wants to, which often makes people feel a little ridiculous. There are people chasing girls like this, which makes oldfriend feel strange, but I heard that love is often blind. After oldfriend saw the emotional experiences of friends around him, he understood the meaning of this sentence better. A crazy girl is like a wild horse. If you feel you don't have enough ability to control it, you don't have to think about chasing it. Choose another one. If you feel good about yourself, you can give it a try. First of all, you have to create an impression on her that you are awesome (it doesn’t matter if it’s T or F, haha), and let her admire you.
Before you chase her, you'd better summarize your expertise and design the time to show it so that she will look up to you unconsciously. Once you have this good start, you can launch a full-scale attack. You don't have to be slavish at all. As long as you date her a few more times (you can choose a friend who is less handsome and better than you to escort you, haha) and show your style more, her heart will slowly move closer to you. . Don't chase her right away, otherwise she will go as quickly as you come. You should try to catch her in the trap and let her fall into the trap. Your job is to create as many opportunities as possible to expose and display your own talents. Wait until she is completely convinced by you, then slowly make it clear--oh, it turns out you like her too. Haha! 6) Chasing girls who are older than you. It is a common problem in our school that the girl you like is older than you. And it is a fine tradition of our school that girls are older than boys. For those who are new to love, there is no need to panic when encountering this situation. Just keep moving forward! However, in the process of pursuit, you must pay attention to the following points: a: Don't act like a little boy. Even truly mature women want to be pampered rather than pampered. When you encounter difficulties or problems, you must take the lead. Don't ask her to protect you. Your own subjective judgment is very important. Don't act like everyone else in front of the girl you like. b: "I'm mentally older than you" should be your mantra when she has an idea. Let her feel that this is indeed more real than biological age. c: You must not have the idea of ??"she is older than me" in your heart. And you should forget this when chasing her. The smartest way to chase a girl is to be sincere. No matter it's true or false, make her feel that you are sincere anyway! 1. About love. A rough man once said to me a classic saying: "Dating is when a man and a woman get together and talk nonsense." I personally think this sentence is very profound. Because if there are not those lingering love words and each other's vows between two people together, in fact, the remaining things that need two people to complete in love can still be done, and they can be done well. You can still date, kiss, go to bed, get married and have children, but then it doesn't seem like you're in a relationship anymore. Therefore, the reason why we talk about "love" is not because you dated, kissed, went to bed, or got married and had children. The love between two people occurs because of the things you have together. These lingering words of love and vows of eternal love. If these are taken away, love will no longer be love; but as long as these are retained, even if all the rest is gone, it can still be called Platonic spiritual love. Unfortunately, the most important content in love is often the most unreliable. Even if two people really get together in the end, I'm afraid all those love words and nonsense that were blurted out in the heat of the moment will have very little impact.
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