Funny quotations from funny life

Build your own road, dig someone else's road, and let others join me in building the road. The following are the funny quotations of life that I have compiled and shared for you. Welcome to read for reference. Funny and funny life quotations

1. In this era, Wukong pursues leopard print fashion and sexy.

2. Women are tools to make human beings, and men are human beings who use tools.

3. What you say is just like a young lady saying she is pure.

4. I saw the Lotus Lantern and found that Chang 'e was a house girl.

5. Brushing your teeth is a bittersweet thing. Take a cup in one hand and a washing utensil in the other.

6. You can elope with her at ease, and I'll keep watch for you.

7, as long as the kung fu is deep, the shit is serious.

8. The terrible thing about stupid people is not their stupidity, but their cleverness.

9. Women like bad boys, not bad boys.

1. Valentine's Day is not terrible. What is terrible is that you are not accompanied by the same person every year.

11. It is as difficult as eating shit to realize your promise, and it is as simple as taking a shit.

12. The biggest sorrow in life is that youth is gone, but acne is still there.

13. Don't be lazy with me, I'm too lazy to compete with you.

14. Since ancient times, no one has died, and everyone who dies early or late has to die.

15. People laugh at me for being crazy, and I laugh at others for being cross-eyed.

16. Zhuge Liang never led a soldier before he came out of the mountain. Why do you want me to have work experience?

17. Even believe in advertisements. You must be stupid to study!

18. Take other people's road and leave others with no choice!

19. believe it or not, I slapped you on the wall and couldn't even pull it off.

2. When arguing with others, take a step back and broaden the horizon; When chasing a girlfriend, take a step back and go to the empty building.

21. Build your own road, dig someone else's road, and let others join me in building the road.

22. I don't know that oil, salt and rice are expensive unless I am in charge.

23, your left brain is water, and your right brain is powder, which will become paste when you move.

24, don't steam steamed bread for breath?

25. The weather is as cold as a joke, and life is like nonsense.

26. Why is RMB so expensive? Because grandpa Mao speaks for him.

27. Listening to English songs is good. I haven't been bored after listening for half a year. Because I don't understand.

28. There are so many people who despise me. Who are you?

29. My world. No one is allowed to get involved. There you are. Please sit inside.

3. If God wants to destroy people, he must first make them crazy; God wants to make people crazy, he must first make them buy a house.

31. I like you so much that you will die if you like me.

32. One person is happy, two people live, and three people are life-and-death.

33. Live like an erhu with the blues spirit of hip-hop.

34. If the teacher hadn't said not to litter, I would have thrown you out.

35. The school's intelligence is that you won't be allowed to do whatever you want.

36. What is love in the world? Everything has its vanquisher.

37. If the enemy makes you angry, it means that you are not sure of winning him.

38. Do bad things with good intentions.

39, the goods have an expiration date, people are tired of watching things, you are in my heart, how long can you be awesome?

4. At first, I was your oxygen. Later, I was air. Finally, I became carbon dioxide.

41. You'd better not hate me. There are really too many people who hate me, and you can't rank first.

42. My dad commented on my obesity: Han Hong didn't die, but Han Hong got sick.

43. The best way to deal with people who hide their ignorance by being silent is to deal with a man as he deals with you.

44. God created virgins and men created women.

45. Stand up when you fall, change your posture and then fall.

46. I have never been cheated, because none of the people cheated me.

47. As long as the hoe dances well, what corner can't be dug down?

48. You may not study hard, but you must never review hard.

49. It is better to send roses than cauliflower on Valentine's Day. You can eat and save money.

5, white-collar workers are nothing, and raising pigs is foreign.