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If I don't get married after many years, if you do, tell your children to be careful after school.

1. If I don't get married after many years, if you do, tell your children to be careful after school.

2. Take the road of your choice, even on your knees.

Don't comment on my good and bad easily, I haven't eaten a bite from your family.

4. Ma Ma said: How can I provoke her during the rebellious period? How can she mess with me during menopause?

5. Why do you need two people to agree when you are together, and only one person makes a decision when you are apart?

If you point at me again, I promise to leave you only four fingers.

7. It is wrong for the school to distribute zongzi instead of test papers on the Dragon Boat Festival, which is tampering with the folk customs and should be punished by law.

8. Explain your loneliness in one sentence. There are 82 words in this sentence you just said.

9. My biggest wish is that when I eat watermelon, I shake it gently, and all the watermelon seeds will fall out, and then I can chew watermelon.

10. I said girls should not go back too late. Oh, I said girls should not go back if it's too late.

1 1. There are always some funny smiles around you, which are funnier than jokes.

12. What if it's hot? Confess to the person you like, and your heart will soon get cold.

13. Never turn back to your previous state if you have nothing to do, or you will want to strangle you who died a few years ago.

14. I am not a fruit orange. Shake it if you want, not iced tea. I don't have another bottle. People who lose me will never lose.

15. The scar cut by time is called growth.

16. No matter how beautiful the heart is without appearance, it's all nonsense.

18. Don't say you have nothing in the future. Aren't you still sick?

19. There are two girls showing the same boyfriend in the space. Should I tell them?

20. Time has worn away the spirit to the point of neurasthenia.

2 1. They criticize you behind your back because they have no ability to confront you face to face. You are the winner.

22. Teacher, don't call students stupid. If we all know what you want!

23. Say it out loud if you love someone. Come out!

24. Everyone will automatically open the mold in front of the person they like!

25. Don't always envy others' brilliance, but forget that you will shine.

Whenever I don't want to get up in the morning, I will think of teacher Cang's teaching, unless you can earn money in bed, don't stay in bed.

You go, I won't stay; If you come, I will still be here.

1, when travel becomes a kind of vagrancy, we regard life as a kind of reality of life.

Never completely believe what your eyes see. Probably what you want to see.

The meaning of travel is always determined by the heart. I don't want to see many places of interest in my life journey. I only hope that one can extend under my feet. Even if there is an endless field in front of me, I can still smile at a love that devours everything …

4. If people know their destination, why care about drifting at this time?

A flower can't wither and waste the whole spring, and a setback can't waste a lifetime.

6. Perhaps the significance of traveling lies not in how many scenery you saw along the way, nor in whether you reached the expected destination, but in the change of mood and rich experience during the journey.

7. Let your heart be full of hope, follow kindness, walk through the hustle and bustle of the world of mortals, and write down touching warmth in the shallow years.

8. I think the eternal temptation of travel is that you can't stay and have no end.

9. In your lifetime, you will only complain about warmth and say nothing. The taste of flowers is getting stronger and stronger, and the taste of tea is getting more and more mellow. I meet my heart, I am warm, and I accompany.

10, half-life flowers bloom and half-life flowers fall. This road is a long mountain and a long water. After all, you have to go on your own.

1 1. My dream life is like this: there are flowers, the sky and the distance to look forward to.

12, the years have changed our appearance, but what remains unchanged is the scenery we walked under.

13. Sometimes, suddenly, I just want to start a simple trip. It won't take long, and it won't take long. A person, a bag, a road, a journey, a mood, without any bondage, without any fetters.

14. Time will never go backwards. Grasp every morning that belongs to you.

15, keep a quiet, light ink, silent love, silent love.

16, you can never climb a mountain, but you must have a mountain in your heart. It keeps you climbing high, it keeps you in a direction of struggle, and it allows you to look up at any moment and see your hope.

17, no matter how painful the experience, it will gradually fade away in the end. Because nothing can beat time.

18, sometimes, don't look at the world too lonely, just as you will always miss some people, there will always be some people who will always miss you.

19, it is said that time flies. In fact, time is always there, but my heart is changing and my feelings are changing. People say that they can't resist time. In fact, time can't resist our impetuousness.

Principal, if you jump off a building, I'll let your wife take care of your business.

1, many people fall in love at first sight, some people two of a kind, alone. This is a good man.

2. Take off your coat and put it into Luo Wei. Blow the lamp with a shy smile, and the lily sticks peach blossoms, and dare not frown loudly.

3. Every time the canteen aunt hears the class is over, she will silently say: The enemy still has 30 seconds to reach the battlefield.

Other people's children can buy paper, and mine is still on the paper. ..

5. Read thousands of books, take Wan Li Road, make a fortune and be a heartthrob.

6. Principal, if you dare to jump off a building, I will dare to let your wife take care of your business.

7. Watch singer Li Bai on time. I am laundry detergent.

8. Happy breakup. I wish you happiness. You can't find anything better than me.

9. Now I find that it is not love at first sight, but face.

10, your deskmate is a pig! Haha, you are a pig.

1 1. Today, I cut off his palm. He was about to fight back when he was wet and passed by the door. . .

12, the teacher caught smoking and refused to admit it. The teacher asked: Then why do you smell of cigarettes? Body odor. . .

13, why should I explain to those who don't understand me and waste my breath? I despise you!

14, the school is closed! ! ! ! I don't want to be hacked to death on my way to school.

15, how come everyone is a QQ member these days, and I can't afford it.

16. As students, should we be late for school? . _、

17, if love can be weighed, I will put pounds on it every day.

18, the cruelest novel I have ever read is a chat record between me and you. ....

19, crying for yourself and laughing for others, this is the life that women should have.

20. Why didn't Tao Yuanming bend down to pick up five buckets of rice? That's because five measures of rice are too few. . .

2 1, it would be nice if the phone buttons also have the function of shaking the window. Once you don't reply to me, I will start shaking and shaking, making your mobile phone unstable.

If you are sincere, we will spend the rest of our lives together.

After graduation, I went to many strange cities and cried my eyes red in the crowded crowd at the station several times.

Second, I love you as firmly as you don't love me.

Third, once the dream was broken all over the floor, pick it up, try to piece it together, then break it again, pick it up again, and piece it together again until one day it can't be pieced together again.

Fourth, love is that you and I seize every moment of touch.

If I am just a passer-by in your vast sea of people, can I not be obsessed?

6. I miss someone, too many teenagers, how many things I have experienced, and how long I haven't contacted you. He is still her relative, the deepest relative in her heart.

Seven, lying at night listening to the wind and rain, the iron horse is you, and the glacier is also you.

Eight, there is no humble love in this world. It seems just because I love you so much. In the last silence, there was no fulfillment, no resentment and no blessing, only sad eyes, floating in the wind.

I want to always rely on you to lead the way by my side.

Ten, beautiful women are liked, strong women are respected, when a woman is both beautiful and strong, she will be invincible.

If you are sincere, we will spend the rest of our lives together.

I despise arguing with anyone. Those who love me, don't argue. If you don't love, it's no use arguing again.

Thirteen, don't say I don't care about you, but you never know me and you can see that I care.

Fourteen, the same person can't give you the same pain.

Fifteen, your good night is good night, and my good night is I love you.

Sixteen, I think I can get used to being alone, I think I can pretend I have never loved.

You must come to be my partner on the wedding day, because we promised to walk into the marriage hall together.

Eighteen, the past page, you can not turn it, don't turn it, turning over the dust will blind your eyes.

Nineteen, waiting may not be easy; Destruction is easy.

Twenty, I stubbornly refused to yield, but what I got was scarred. From then on, there is no longer you in my world.

Twenty-one, we are all playing down this relationship. You choose a new lover, I choose the time.

Twenty-two, there are two things in the world that you can't look directly at, one is the sun and the other is the human heart. Keio Dongye

Twenty-three, the next time love comes, I will remember to remind myself not to be so serious.

Every night, I feel lonely and sad. Arrogant people are fragile. I always see that others are right and feel arrogant, but my heart is gone and my heart is no longer counted.