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Title: A China story.

Director: Liu Zhenwei

Main actors:

Charlene Choi decorated yue.

Nicholas Tse plays the Tang Priest.

Fan Bingbing plays Princess Xiaoshan.

Chen Bailin plays the Monkey King.

Zhang Zhiheng plays Friar Sand.

Kenny Kwan W. Jr. Jr. plays Pig Bajie.

One hundred years ago, there was a legend in the Western Regions that Tang Sanzang, a monk from China, took his three disciples to a place called shache City to get a batch of ancient scriptures that had been preserved for centuries. It is said that these scriptures can make the world put down the butcher knife and stop killing. Shache City is the last stop to learn from the Buddhist scriptures. This is where the story begins.

Station 1: melee millennium bug demon

Tang Sanzang and his disciples saw men and women singing and dancing outside shache, but they didn't know that the Millennium bug had robbed all the children in shache and asked people in shache to replace them with Tang Priest and his disciples. After Wukong saw through the trick, a scuffle began. The Monkey King wrapped the Tang Priest in a diamond wire and threw it far away. When he was leaving, he handed the golden cudgel to Master. After Tang Sanzang, wrapped in King Kong silk, disappeared into the sky, the Monkey King, who was killing, was captured by the insect demon.

Second stop: meet a witch and a beautiful woman.

Tang Sanzang landed in a village in the Ganges swamp, where a group of happy monsters lived. The monsters ran around telling the universe that the famous lover "the Monkey King (who was mistaken for the Monkey King because Tang Priest was holding a golden cudgel)" fell from the sky. In order to attract Tang Sanzang with the Monkey King, the monsters sent the ugliest banshee among lizard monsters to guard the Monkey King. Tang Sanzang saw Banshee Yue at the first sight when she woke up. A few days later, Tang Sanzang found a big white egg in the cave where Yue lived. Opening the eggshell, he saw an amazingly beautiful woman crouching inside, which was an alien kindness.

Once in a dream, Tang Sanzang had no intention of talking in a dream, which made Yue discover that he was the secret of Tang Sanzang. Yue, who wanted to eat Tang monk's meat, suddenly found himself unable to do it and found himself in love with him. At this point, the insect demon found the trace of Tang Sanzang and came to Yue's residence. In desperation, the two men fled to the edge of the East China Sea with golden hoops.

The third stop: Braving the Nantianmen

The turtle prime minister who lost his anchor needle (golden cudgel) rose from the sea and wanted to get it back. Tang Sanzang and Yue jointly claimed that Master Roshi committed suicide, and the Dragon King of the East China Sea led the soldiers and crabs to beg for mercy. With the help of the golden hoop, they fled to a worse heaven, killed four troubled kings and escaped again.

The monster in the village discovered that "the Monkey King" was Tang Sanzang's secret, but Yue said that she had poisoned Tang Sanzang, and it would take a month to detoxify. She also hopes that through this month, Tang Sanzang will really become a demon, stay with her, and arrange various schemes to make Tang Sanzang "degenerate". Tang Sanzang really changed his personality and decided to associate with the demon. One day, he chatted with the hill that came out of the egg and learned that she was an alien princess. She used to live on the earth, but now she came to the earth again to escape marriage. Hill said that she fell in love with the first person who put her head into an egg to see her. Tang Sanzang thought to himself, "Isn't that me?"

The fourth stop: Love Alert! Star Wars!

By chance, Tang Sanzang knew Yue was cheating herself and told her that she no longer loved her. Then go with Princess Xiaoshan to save the apprentice. Sad Yue found that she was not a demon left behind, but a child abandoned by aliens. Yue put on her own token and became a truly beautiful woman. After the transformation, Yue immediately rushed to the monster's lair and joined the fray of Tang Sanzang and Xiaoshan. After a great war, the Monkey King was saved. Princess Xiaoshan said that she loved Yue and hoped that she could return to another planet with herself, but in the end she left by spaceship alone.

Fifth stop: Tathagata appears.

The Jade Emperor decided to try Yue Meiyan who killed the four heavenly kings. Tang Sanzang suddenly realized that true love in her heart made a scene for her beauty. The Tathagata Buddha appeared and told Tang Sanzang the essence of true love. In order to punish Yue who broke the rules of heaven, and to make the four disciples who were not enterprising make a positive result, Tathagata turned Yue into white and put Tang Sanzang back on the road of learning from the scriptures. At the end of the film, Tang Sanzang trotted along, behind the angry white, talking to himself and leaving for the west alone.

Deciphering the suspense of a westward journey, the emotional sage tells you a real Tang priest.

He nags because he has the most beautiful love.

Although the Epilepsy Sage is the prequel of the whole series, it is not closely combined with the latter two in the plot. How did Tang Sanzang become a Tang Priest? Liu Zhenwei interpreted a traceable clue.

How did Tang Priest become an old horse?

Luo Jiaying's Tang Priest nagging is probably the most vital nagging in the world. From ten years ago to today, someone always repeats it in your ear. But in fact, when Tang Priest was still Tang Sanzang, he was just a nagging mild patient. It's a pity that he met a person who was more annoying than him-Yue. The ugly Yue is full of inferiority complex, and the only way to hide her inferiority complex is to always get ahead of others and speak quickly. At the end of this episode, after Yue became a white horse, Tang Sanzang completely lost his opponent. Not only did he have to speak for himself, but he also kept trying to figure out Yue's mind and speak for her. In the end, he became a nagging patient.

How did Tang Priest know how to sacrifice his life for righteousness?

At the end of this episode, Tang Sanzang met the enlightenment of the Tathagata Buddha, and he finally understood how limited love and infinite love affect a person. In Liu Zhenwei's eyes, the love of Supreme Treasure is limited, while the love of Tang Sanzang is the love of the ego. Why does Tang Can Sanzang love people all over the world, but not one woman? Because loving only one woman is personal love. When Tang Sanzang understood this truth, he finally understood that loving someone doesn't have to have results. So when he saw the Supreme Treasure as persistent as he used to be, he had the spirit of sacrificing his life for righteousness.

Why didn't Tang Priest get close to women later?

When Tang Priest was young, he experienced the best love in the world and was enlightened by the Tathagata. From then on, women will never disturb his heart again.