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Interesting story
A young man sitting on the ground with a bag on his back wrote in chalk, "I can't find a job, I'm so hungry, please give some money to buy something to eat." Also a liar. If you travel all over Shenzhen and Guangzhou, you can find hundreds of such swindlers.
Make something out of nothing.
It's just a text message on your mobile phone saying that you won. . . . Prizes (such as laptops) and so on, and you make a phone call, they will let you put the money into an account, saying it is the mailing fee of the prize. And you really believe that giving away money is like sinking into the sea.
Think of an example of derailment, especially on holidays, and everyone should be vigilant.
I saw it once, and I was really taken in. -A person stands against a bag of rice and then knocks on your door. As soon as he opened his mouth, he said, an old lady in her sixties bought rice in our shop and asked me to deliver it first. She also wants to go shopping somewhere else. I haven't paid 50 meters. I thought it was strange. My mother is not that old. Later, I thought she might be old and had such a bag of rice, so I gave it to her. Mom came back and asked, only to know that she had been cheated. Besides, the food is poor, and it's only 30 at most. This scam is more subtle. Everybody be careful.
When we lived in NC a few years ago, my grandmother was alone at home, and a man knocked at the door, saying that she was a colleague of * * (my LG name). She just came back from a business trip in Shanghai, and LG asked him to bring a pair of leather shoes. 380 yuan, he doesn't have enough money on him now. Let her give him the money first and take out a pair of beautifully packaged shoes. My grandmother said she didn't have that much money.
We work outside, but some swindlers use us to cheat in their hometown. They (usually some fake monks) will tell your relatives that misfortune will happen when your son (daughter) is away, and how to save the day. They will ask for your name and some basic information in advance, so that your relatives will be convinced and often cheated.
Step 3 pursue the best
A swindler didn't know where to get our manager's business card, so he said he would help a factory there and let my manager go to Baoan for an interview.
When we arrived in Baoan, he asked his "little brother" to pick us up first, and then his "little brother" took us to a small restaurant. It wasn't long before he called my manager, and then he said to put his brother on the phone. After his brother answered the phone, "Hello, hello, the signal is not good ..." Then he went out and ran! ! ! !
My manager's MOTOV66 is missing! ! ! ! ! ! ! !
4 flowering on the tree
A group of swindlers pretending to be Peking University students have been cheating in Shenzhen for a long time!
First, I asked how to get to Shenzhen University (I have no contact with Shenzhen University in the future), and then I said that I was a Peking University student who came to Shenzhen for an inspection and fell behind. ...
Then she said to borrow a phone to make more than a dozen calls (I saw that the area code they dialed was Shandong), and then another liar on the phone would let you answer the phone and say thank you for taking care of her students! Then praise you as a good comrade in a teacher's tone ... (now I think of it, my voice is similar to that of a peasant woman, and I am still a teacher)
Finally, he said that if he borrowed money from you, he would definitely pay it back. At that time, I bought a big bag of things with only 12 yuan on me. Finally, they were so disgusted that they said 10 yuan 10 yuan asked them to take a taxi to the airport (I don't think there was any sign of Peking University when they left). I called home as soon as I turned around. The gang thought I was calling the police and disappeared without a trace. ...
Later, I met them at the East Gate, which was the same opening remarks. ...
A liar who pretends to be a Peking University student and travels to Shenzhen. I just got off work that day and was going to buy things in a nearby supermarket. Two middle-aged men hurried up to me and claimed to be employees of a company in Beijing. This time they came to Shenzhen on business, and their car had a traffic accident and was detained. Now that they have no money, they can't contact the company. Let me call them for help (instead of asking me to give them money). I wasn't worried then. I went to the newsstand not far away with them to make a phone call. They made a long-distance call, but I didn't pay attention to where it was. They talked with the person on the other end of the phone for about two minutes, handed me their mobile phone and said that their "boss" wanted to thank me. When I answered the phone, I only heard the voice of a man with a northern accent. He first made some thanks, and then made a request, saying that the two of them didn't eat all day, at night. Ask me if I can lend them 200 yuan first, and then pay me back after their company sends someone to Shenzhen. But I didn't have that much money on me at that time, so I explained it to him, but he helped me think of a way to get it from the bank or borrow it from a friend. At this time, I thought about it and began to suspect that since it was a traffic accident, it should be no problem to ask the traffic police department for help in this situation. I told the people on the phone, let me think about it first. After hanging up the phone, I paid a few dollars for the phone bill, and then I told the two men that I just saw my colleague in front of me. You wait here, I'll ask him if he has any money, and I'll leave ... Later, a few of my friends who live in Baoan met with similar things.
5 sneak through Chencang
A classmate and I were cheated. We buy things at the east gate, and when we agree on the price, they take the opportunity to tear off a corner and lure you out with a hundred-dollar bill. As a result, I was cheated After giving them money, they said that they could spend the dime, so they would come back and gave it to me 100. I didn't read it carefully, but I didn't know it was fake money until I got home: (
6 throw a brick to attract jade
I was cheated the other day, but it has nothing to do with it. A man and a woman came to my home (Meilin) to sell shampoo, saying that she had just graduated from Shenzhen University International Trade. At that time, we were both at home I graduated from Shenzhen University, my wife graduated from Shenzhen University, and my wife also graduated from international trade. The man was a little silly at that time, and then he begged a little. Seeing that they were so pitiful, I bought their products (Carrefour bought them 140) and gave them to me for 30 yuan. Hehe, I may be embarrassed to expose them. I don't care about cheating less, so I gave them 30 yuan. According to them, Carrefour will launch these shampoos, but I haven't seen them yet. Hehe, I still lied to him.
7 steal the beam and replace the column
Soon after I came to Shenzhen, I paid my salary for the first time and went to the Bank of China in the Science Park to withdraw money. Just after paying the money, I met a guy driving a car and said that there was a DVD (fake Sony) for sale. Then he secretly let me watch it in his car. He said that this DVD was given to China Bank by his company, because the company asked him to give it to him, and there were always ten sets, so he secretly took out one set and said that he would sell it to me cheaply. He also showed me the receipt (which says 1600 yuan each) and showed me his work permit and driver's license. Just after that, his cell phone rang. I heard their conversation was sent by "the boss of their company" and asked him if he had sent the DVD to the Bank of China. I was confused at that time, and I really believed it. Then he said that if he sold it to me cheaply now, it would be 800 yuan. Later, he said that I bought it for 400 yuan, and that I should never pass by the Bank of China when I bought it. I really admire a liar now, and I can think of it. I wonder if I'm too stupid.
Only when I got home did I know that I had been cheated. Although the DVD can be used, you can see that it is fake when you open it, and you don't know where it came from.
Take the airport bus and turn the computer into printing paper.
Mr. Zhang, who lives in Futian District, met an unfortunate incident the night before. When he took the airport bus home, his laptop was replaced by a pile of printing paper. The staff of the airport bus transportation company said that the thief may have been eyeing him for a long time, so passengers should be more careful in the future.
Mr. Zhang told reporters that he himself has been wondering what this is all about. At 8 o'clock the night before yesterday, he got on the airport bus with his laptop and other luggage and put it on the overhead rack. Mr. Zhang said that he didn't fall asleep and didn't see anyone else taking his bag. Shortly after getting off at Zhuzilin and going home, Mr. Zhang opened his computer bag and was shocked. The original laptop is gone. A pile of A4 printing paper is stuffed in the computer bag, which is still his own. Mr. Zhang carefully recalled that he had seen this bag at the airport, which contained a laptop computer and should have been replaced in the car.
The reporter contacted the airport bus transportation company by phone yesterday. The staff told the reporter that this kind of thing did happen, because some passengers were very tired after getting off the plane, some fell asleep, some just watched TV, but some thieves seized the opportunity to change their luggage. Perhaps Mr. Zhang was targeted by thieves as soon as he got off the plane, so passengers should be more careful in the future.
Comments:
After reading this case, we feel it is necessary to remind our colleagues who often fly in portable planes. When taking CMB, buses, taxis and other means of transportation, you should pay attention to take care of your wallet, handbags and other items after getting on the bus. When taking a long-distance bus, the luggage should be locked in the car, and the valuable luggage and articles should be placed where they can be reached and seen naturally, so as not to be forgotten, stolen or replaced (this case is replaced). It's best not to bring too much cash for a long trip. If you want to sleep or doze off on a long-distance vehicle, you must have a sense of anti-theft and take certain anti-theft measures before going to bed: if you are sleeping, put your valuable luggage by the pillow and sleep inward from the side of your wallet pocket; If you sleep sitting down, you'd better put your wallet and mobile phone in your pocket. Before a long journey, it is best not to be too tired, so as not to sleep too hard after getting on the bus, giving criminals an opportunity.
Pick up the swimsuit and dry it before selling it.
As soon as the reporter stopped in the parking lot, four or five men and women carrying big bags and swimsuits immediately surrounded him. As soon as the reporter hesitated, they immediately took out all kinds of swimsuits and swimming trunks wrapped in plastic bags from their pockets. The reporters managed to break through their heavy encirclement.
The management staff of Dameisha Management Office told the reporter that most of these swimsuits and swimming tools were picked up by these scavengers from the seaside or from the trash can in the seaside bathroom. Some are washed and then sold, and some are even just dried, shaken and sold in bags. Some of these recovered swimsuits and swimming trunks flow to mobile stalls, and some flow to tourists along the street through the roadside. Because of its "negotiable" price, sales have been good. A roadside vendor introduced that it is no problem to sell forty or fifty pieces a day.
The reporter saw in Dahaisha Village that in the open space in front of several rental houses, several swimsuits and swimming trunks on several bamboo poles fluttered in the wind, and the water on the ground was mixed with sediment. In the beach locker room, whenever tourists throw away their swimsuits, children immediately rush to put wet swimsuits in their pockets.
8 fish in troubled waters
Handheld toothpicks specially poke swimming rings.
Managers said that in order to sell swimming equipment, these illegal vendors will also destroy swimming equipment brought by tourists or bought in regular stores with ulterior motives.
In a shop selling swimming equipment in Dameisha, Little Square, the reporter encountered such a thing. A tourist is arguing with the shop assistant. It turns out that the swimming ring she just bought collapsed after a period of use. The clerk examined it carefully and found a small hole outside the swimming ring. "It must be those vendors who sell swimming equipment," said the clerk. They often send inconspicuous children with toothpicks to accidentally poke other people's swimming rings, and then go forward to sell their own swimming rings. Another clerk said that these unscrupulous traders also collected damaged swimming rings and continued to sell them after repair. Under his leadership, the reporter went to several rental houses in Dameisha Village and really saw five or six women repairing swimming rings with 502 glue. The manager of the management office said that once the processed swimming ring is soaked in seawater adhesive, it will fall off on its own, which will be very dangerous.
In busy shops, people can't wait to buy things and leave. Merchants took advantage of the customer's psychology and found that there was loose money, and they actually put ten yuan of counterfeit money into it!
A more careful customer may find something, but many people just look at it and leave. Well, I was almost cheated by that black-hearted boss! ! ! Fortunately, I got the real thing back in time!
Ladies and gentlemen, please be careful when shopping! ! !
On the way to Guangzhou by car, a guy said that he was in the pencil business. He chatted with others in the car and then started gambling. He had a red and blue pencil in his hand and guessed that the rubber trap was on that pencil. He saw the guy next to me lose his watch with his own eyes. As soon as he arrived in Guangzhou, all the people who started gambling got off the bus and realized that it was a scam.
Recently, many people cheated money with playing cards in Caopu Tianqiao, and many people were in a group. I always see them when I pass by after work. I wonder if they have been cheated. If they had any brains, they wouldn't fall for it, because this kind of deception is very old. I saw it in my hometown a few years ago. When I was on the boat, many people were taken in. In fact, as long as people are not greedy, I believe they will not be fooled.
9 empty city plan
Usually, when a man and a woman with a child meet someone who looks honest (such as me), they will come forward and say that I have lost my money and have no money to go home. Give me a few dollars for a ride. Some said they came to Shenzhen to find relatives, but they didn't find them. He ran out of money. Give them a few dollars to buy some food. It's easy to fall for this kind of deception for the first time. I did it in college. The swindler cheated a few dollars and immediately cheated others. I have seen it many times by the roadside in Shenzhen, and Guangzhou generally appears near supermarkets such as Trust-Mart and Wanjia.
10 business trip
When you withdraw money from the bank or deposit money in the post office, there will be two men who collude with each other. One pretended to throw a bundle of money on the ground and walked forward. The swindler in the back deliberately picked up the money in front of you, then pulled you aside and put the pile of money on you. The swindler who lost money in front came back and asked the swindler behind if he had found any money, so that the swindler behind him could search him. The liar in the back said no, and then pulled you aside and said that the money you found was divided equally. Now that you have money, I'm going to search with him. I'm afraid you'll run away after I search, so you have to put some money with me. If you really put some of your money on them, you'll never find anyone else. Open the pile of money you found, and you will find that the surface is a piece of RMB, which is full of white paper.
Because I have a baby face, wearing casual clothes is always targeted by scammers!
At the intersection of Bagua Palm 2, I can always see a thick wallet falling in front of me, and then I will pick it up quickly, and then I will be told to keep quiet and leave quickly! Soon, people who lost money will come to ask if they have found money, and then cry that there are tens of thousands of dollars in it. ...
Not only at the intersection of Bagua No.2 Road, but also in front of the Development Bank building next to Shenzhen Book City, I have touched it several times. Most of the time, I just stare at them hard.
Once I was in a particularly good mood and wanted to help the police uncle, I pretended to be greedy. "Listen to their arrangement", I turned off my mobile phone first, and then went to a place where there were few people. Then dial 1 10 with another mobile phone, 1 10 is difficult to get through. When I saw a policeman passing by on a motorcycle, I shouted ...
Another time, I pretended to share money with them, and then I went to the patrol booth and asked the patrol to arrest them!
1 1 shoplifting
There is also a kind of selling fruit or something on the road. When you buy something from him, he will exchange money from you. He changed small change into whole money. It is not easy to put too much change. Then I'll give you one less when I count the money Carelessly, I watched him give you dozens, and I counted only nine.
12 refers to cursing mulberry trees.
After taking the bus to the station to open the door, a man suddenly blocked the door, saying that the mobile phone was missing and wouldn't let people get off. The crowd was in an uproar. Just then, someone nearby said, whoever presses that person's mobile phone is a thief. The man borrowed his mobile phone from a person next to him and dialed his number. Suddenly, a person next to the door began to squeeze out of the car and ran away. The man screamed and ran after him, but his mobile phone was not returned, and he disappeared in an instant.
So, someone really lost their mobile phone this time. .....
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