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Tell me the story of Zhu De.

1, set an example

Zhu De has a nephew who is uneasy about working in the countryside. He wrote to Zhu De several times and asked Zhu De to transfer him to Beijing, but Zhu De refused. Later this nephew joined the army. Once I went back to my hometown from the northeast to visit relatives, and I went to see Zhu De when I passed by Beijing.

Zhu De said to him, "You joined the army. We are revolutionary comrades, and then other relations. You should abide by the discipline of the army, study hard, train strictly and make continuous progress. " A few years later, when he was nearing demobilization, this grandnephew went to Beijing and asked Zhu De to help him find a job in the city.

Zhu De said, "No, it's the government's policy to return to their original places for resettlement. I'll take the lead in implementing it, nothing special. You joined the party in the army, so party member should abide by organizational discipline.

Yilong county has a vast world and needs you. You should go back to your hometown happily and be arranged by local organizations. Whatever you do, you should do it well. "Grandnephew listened to grandpa's teachings and returned to his hometown happily. The local government arranged for him to be a projectionist in the commune.

2. Silent jokes

During the Cultural Revolution, the Gang of Four refused to let a silent old man like Zhu De go, which shows their ruthlessness. But Zhu De's silence has rich connotations, as evidenced by a political joke.

Wang Hongwen became the vice chairman. One day, he went to visit Mr Zhu. Mr. Zhu was so contemptuous of his arrogant expression that he glanced at him and pointed to the sky with his cane.

I poked it again and didn't speak. Wang Hongwen couldn't chew the taste, so he went to Deng Xiaoping. Deng Xiaoping replied, "I don't understand, which means you don't know much."

3. Zhu De's pole.

In order to solve the immediate problem of eating and storing food, the Red Fourth Front Army Command launched a campaign to pick food down the mountain. Most of these grains were shipped from Dalong, Ninggang. Dalong's grain is concentrated in Longshi, the ancient city and other places.

Zhu De often goes with the team to pick grain, and travels 50 kilometers a day. It is very difficult to go up and down the mountain empty-handed. But his two baskets are full every time, and they walk steadily and neatly. Young and strong boys are often left far away by him.

The soldiers admire Zhu from the heart, but they love him dearly. People over 40 years old are fighting for the revolution, and they have to climb mountains and mountains to be picky eaters. What if they are exhausted? As soon as everyone discussed it, they hid his shoulder pole.

Zhu De is worried because he doesn't have a pole. He asked the guards to buy a bamboo with a thick bowl and send it to his hometown, and started carrying a pole overnight. In the moonlight, he broke bamboo and skillfully cut, scraped and sawed it.

In a short time, half a piece of yellow and white bamboo was made into a pole. In order to prevent the soldier from hiding his shoulder pole again, the three characters "Zhu" are engraved on it.

The next day, Samsung did not fall, and the grain-picking team set off again. Zhu De is still walking among the soldiers. Everyone was surprised to see that he had a new pole, and his reverence added a little more energy.

From then on, the story of Zhu De's shoulder pole spread. In order to forever commemorate Zhu De's spirit of hard struggle, Jinggangshan soldiers and civilians specially composed a song to praise him: "Zhu De picks the valley and goes to the depression, and the grain is absolutely reliable. Qi Xin made concerted efforts to smash the enemy's "encirclement and suppression".

Zhu De gave his seat to the teacher.

1959 One day in early spring, Comrade Zhu De watched a play with everyone in the auditorium of Yunnan Political School. Before the performance, Comrade Zhu De was talking and laughing with the audience. Suddenly, an old man over the age of ancient times was led in by the waiter.

Zhu De recognized the old man at a glance as Ye, an instructor who studied in Yunnan Military Academy in his early years. He quickly stood up and saluted. After the ceremony, he held the old man's hand tightly and affectionately called "Teacher Ye". Then ask the old man to sit down. After the old man sat down, he sat down himself.

5. Longing for peace

At this time, Chinese people's Volunteer Army, the Korean People's Army and the United States-led "United Nations Army" are holding truce talks in Kaesong on the 38th parallel, and peace is in sight. Zhu De heard that she had a second grandson.

I was very happy and said, "There are peace talks on the Korean battlefield. Let's call it' peace'! I hope this child can become a useful talent for socialist peaceful construction. "

This is Comrade Zhu De's first gift to his grandson. This name must contain an old man's yearning for peace and his wishes and expectations for his grandson's bright future!