Chinese character short story

1, Chinese character story for making jokes with typos:

Once upon a time, there was a dude who was lazy and didn't study hard. When I grow up, I often make jokes because I write typos. One day his wife said she wanted to eat loquat. He took a piece of paper from the table and wrote some words on it with a pen. After writing, he asked the servant to buy loquat. His wife took the newspaper and read it. She burst out laughing.

It turned out that it said "buy five catties of pipa". Two of the five words are misspelled, and the word "loquat" is misspelled as "pipa". After reading it, his wife wrote a jingle at the back: loquat is not this pipa, just because she can't read much.

If the pipa can bear fruit, the city will be full of flutes and drums. The guy blushed when he read his wife's poem. The pronunciation of "loquat" and "pipa" is the same, both pronounce pí pa, which is homophonic. But "loquat" is a kind of fruit, and "pipa" is a stringed instrument, with completely different meanings and writing methods.

2. Give a Chinese character story:

Xu Tao, a famous person in the early Qing Dynasty, wrote a letter to his friend, and used the word "raise security" in his last congratulations. My friend didn't understand it at first, but after thinking it over and over again, I suddenly understood that it means "everything lives in peace." The word "chip" is taken apart as "everyone's birthday", and its usage is very wonderful!

3. Cattle is not a Chinese character story at first:

A man named Li Anyi went to visit a rich man, Zheng Sheng. Zheng Sheng said that he refused to receive guests when he was out. Li Anyi wrote a big word "noon" on the door and left. Asked why, Li Anyi replied, "Cows are not outstanding." The word "noon" here means "cows don't stand out" to ridicule the rich who refuse to come forward to welcome guests. What a clever spelling!

4. The Chinese character story of Tuanzi and Zi Yuan;

One morning, "Tuan" was shopping and suddenly met "Member". He warmly went up to say hello: "Hello! Round! "

The clerk said, "I don't know you?"

The "group" said: "We are together to pay New Year greetings to others and wish them a family reunion. Why don't you know me when the weather is hot? "

5. The story of Chinese characters being beaten because of Chinese characters.

When writing documents, strokes are often misspelled. Once I made a roster, and the word "Chen" was written on the right, which was beaten 20 times by the chief. From then on, the scholar remembered to write "Lu" on the left, but unfortunately he misspelled the word "Zheng" and got 20 boards again.

One day, a man named Nie asked him to write a complaint, and the document was shocked: "I wrote two words' ears' and got forty boards. You get three more' ears' to kill me!"