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What calligraphy works have you seen hanging in the office that people can't understand?

Hanging some calligraphy works in the office, on the one hand, can show the taste, reflect the owner's cultural heritage and high-connotation cultivation, and enhance the owner's image; On the other hand, you can also cultivate your morality and reason and cultivate your interests and hobbies. Calligraphy works are mostly words that imply beauty or reveal the philosophy of life, which can be used to motivate themselves or cultivate their self-cultivation and cultivate their temperament.

But in recent years, there have been more and more calligraphy schools, and some calligraphy works are really incomprehensible. Some local tyrants who only have primary and junior high school education are also keen to hang a few dragon and phoenix dances in the office. At first glance, they can't understand it, but at second glance, they still can't understand it. Specious calligraphy and painting works are arty to show their love for culture.

These calligraphy works are "incoherent" and are designed to be incomprehensible. After reading them, I can't help but sigh: this is a fact, and my education limits my imagination. Go to someone else's office in the future. Don't dare to read blindly if you are not sure, or you will make a joke.

One: The ironic "treasure of women"

This is a calligraphy work hanging in the hotel lobby. Looking coldly, nine times out of ten, it will be pronounced as "women's treasure", which makes people wonder. What is the significance of hanging a calligraphy work of "Woman Treasure" in the lobby of the hotel? Is this hotel dedicated to women?

In fact, these four words are not "women's treasures", but "feeling at home". If it is these four words, it is very appropriate to hang them in the hotel lobby, but this calligraphy is really easy to make people think. I don't know whether the boss chose this calligraphy to show culture or to attract attention. Can't you make a more regular calligraphy that won't cause ambiguity?

Second: the moral of the riddle is "earn or die"

Of course, if you start a company and do business, you want to make money. If one day, you are in the office of a company boss and see such a banner "Die if you don't make money", what would you think? Sighing that this boss is still true, making money makes money, making it so straightforward.

Of course, more people will sneer at the boss in their hearts and wonder why anyone likes such vulgar calligraphy. Of course, our imagination is still limited by academic qualifications. These words are not "earn or die", but "earn or die", which means that people who work hard to make money are gathered here. In this way, the meaning is quite good.

Three: vulgar "fuck it"

If a person says such dirty words as "fuck" in life, it must be a vulgar and uneducated person. But when you open the door of an office, you suddenly find that the banner hanging on the wall is the word "fuck". Will you be confused?

Who would hang these words on the wall of the office? It's impossible to think about it. I should admit my mistake, although it is very similar. Ask the director of the office modestly, and he will tell you proudly: Are you startled or admit your mistake? In fact, these four words are not "fuck", but "Xuan Chi Yan Yun". A closer look shows that this is really the case, and this artistic conception has gone up at once.

Four: unknown so is "all alphabet balls"

See these four words, everyone will have the feeling of unknown so. What does this mean? Does that mean you can't trust anything? The word "ball" originally means swearing, and "believing in the ball" means insulting. Therefore, people without literacy will hang such banners in the office. After all, this will not only damage their personal image, but also affect the reputation of the company.

These four words are actually "sincerity is gold", which means honesty and sincerity. Of course, such banners have a good meaning.

Five: the subtle "give me a hug"

In order to show their profound cultural skills, some people like to hang a calligraphy work of Xiao Zhuan in the office, and they like to see others look puzzled and don't know a word when they see this calligraphy.

For example, most people can't understand what this small seal script is written, so they can only guess. From the glyph, it looks like "a hug". However, no one will hang such a few words in the office, which is not serious. In fact, these four words are "keeping the truth". It means keeping a simple heart and authenticity.

Calligraphy works should be known to everyone. However, there are many fake "masters" now. Their calligraphy works, like gobbledygook, are completely incomprehensible. But the masters want to say it, but they don't understand it because of their lack of artistic accomplishment. What I want to say is that art should serve most people, not a few people entertain themselves!