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What can you do in one minute?

One minute is enough. ...

1. Run 400 meters.

2. Read stories of 500-600 words quickly. 3. Type 100 words on the keyboard. 4. Write 70 words. You can decide the result of a game. 6. Save a person's life. 7. The heart beats 66 times per minute on average. 8. Miss the bus/train/subway. Resulting in being 20 minutes late. 9. Can change a person's mood 10. 600GB of data can be transmitted between networks 1 1. Information is changeable (the stock market goes up and down) 12. Every minute, 152 new lives are born 13. You can love it.

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I missed a high-speed exit on the phone and had to run to the next city to get out.

Play DiabloII, and you will be promoted to level 3 in one minute at the earliest.

Eat two steamed buns.

Make a decision not to go to work. Kiss your angry girlfriend and make a 180 degree turn. Help an old woman who doesn't want to cross the street. Baby makes me laugh. Make a girl cry. After a fight with her friend.

From acceleration to liftoff, the plane is close to the painful period of people being burned to death.

It is said that when a person is beheaded, blood can be sprayed for nearly a minute. Typing missed the sofa and tom_cat took it. Ha ha ha ha ha! ! ! You can take off your clothes in one minute. 3. I can't find the toilet to pee my pants. You can heat a bowl of rice in the microwave oven in one minute.

5. You can eat an egg. You can get dressed.

You can wash your hands.

You can walk to the nearest park. 6. You can blink many times, fart a few times, stretch a few times and yawn/sneeze a few times.

Use the computer to calculate four operations of 8 digits, and take a nap without being found by the teacher. 7. Say I love you 60 times.

8. Change the result of a game! In fact, this second is enough, just like Germany! 9. You can listen to a short dance music and install a small software.

You can play the harmonica.

10. Hit yourself with AK, you can die many times.

1 1. A topic worth pondering, one minute can change a world.

12. A joke: In a program discussing couples' lives, a couple started a topic: What would you choose to do if there were five minutes before the end of the earth? The boy looked at the girl affectionately and said shyly, we will have a good time at the last minute ... The girl interjected in confusion: What are we doing with four minutes left?

13. Go to the specialty store to buy the clothes you have long wanted, although the price is extremely expensive.

14. Call your parents and simply say: I miss you, you should pay attention to your health. That minute is a long-lasting touch of your parents.

15. You can delete the papers that have been written for a long time and start to hate a person, kill a person, hit a person, pat a person, slap a person, pinch a person, prick a person and knock a person.

16. This minute can be used to think about what you thought a minute ago, what you thought a minute ago, what you did a minute ago ... an hour passed ... a day passed ... a week passed ... a month passed ... a year passed ... life passed like this.

17. You can completely put a person down in one minute and then forget.

One minute before reading this post, I just saw the man's message saying, "I have a good reputation. You can get along with me slowly." If you don't get along well, you can find your own reasons! " Hehe, what can I say in the face of such a person who feels good about himself? This is a complicated psychological process. See this sentence, neatly finished.

18. amnesia, love at first sight, signature, marriage, signature, divorce, jumping off a building, panic, enemies become friends and vice versa.

19. You can make a decision that changes your life in one minute.

You can run from the classroom to the restaurant in one minute.

You can enter the IP card password within one minute, including making domestic home calls.

You can forget someone in a minute, but you can't really do it.

You can change your attitude towards a person in one minute.

You can take 10 photos and shake hands with 20 people in one minute.

You can be homesick in a minute.

20. within one minute: watch the plane fly over the sky; Watching a leaf fall from the tree; Review the memories that have been stored in the brain; Suddenly shout; Smell mom cooking in the kitchen; Unscrew the faucet; Fingers play different melodies on the keys; Miss someone; I saw countless cars passing by the window. ...

2 1. One minute can be an earthquake of magnitude 8 or above. A meteor passed through the atmosphere.

A sperm walked a long way and met an egg. A piece of DNA is copied, translated and expressed.

A cormorant completed a diving fishing. Riding an ox.

A mosquito sucks blood once.

Listen to the phone ring five times. The climax of love.

22. Knowing that you are in love with someone,

Then love the person you love,

Always remember the name of the person you love.

23. You can read a post to support it.

24. A goal of the World Cup.

25. save the earth ~! ! !

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