Children joke

On the way, 5-year-old little Lili pointed to the person in front and said to her mother. Mom, look, there is no hair on that man's head! ?

Mom quickly said:? Keep your voice down so that people can hear you. ?

Little Lili said strangely:? What happened? Doesn't he know?

2, 5-year-old Tinker Bell was taken by her mother to see a doctor. In order to make Tinker Bell less nervous, the doctor pointed to his ear to tease him. Little friend, is this your nose?

Tinker bell looked at the doctor, turned her head and said to her mother seriously. Mom, we need a new doctor. ?

3, 9-year-old Xiao Weiwei stood on the side of the road crying because she lost money. At this time, a man came up to him and asked him, what's wrong with you, little friend? Xiaowei said:? I lost a dollar. ? The man said:? Hey, don't cry, uncle will give you a dollar. ? Xiao Weiwei smiled through tears, but after receiving the money, she began to cry again. The man said:? Why are you crying? Xiao Weiwei looked at the money and replied:? I hope I didn't lose it just now, so I have two yuan. ?

4. father:? Hey, I told you to buy a thermos. Why did you buy a football? Son:? Football is better than hot water bottle, which saves the trouble of irrigation. ? Father:? But football can't keep warm. ? Son:? Why not? Didn't you see in the newspaper that the whole world will appear this year? Football fever? Really?

5. Child: Mom, when is my birthday? Mom: June 15th. Child: What about you? Mom: June tenth. Child: You only gave birth to me for five days? !

6. son:? Dad, your memory is too poor. ?

Father:? What happened?

Son:? Grandma said you married your daughter-in-law and forgot your mother. ?

7. On a summer night with thunder and lightning and heavy rain, the young mother put her little boy to bed. Just as she was about to turn off the light and leave, the child asked in a trembling voice, Mom, can you sleep here with me tonight?

Mother smiled and hugged her son, comforted him for a while and answered? No, honey, mom wants to sleep in dad's room. ? The child fell silent. After a while, he whispered: That bold boy. ?

8. My son is a martial arts lover. One day, father and son went to the park to play. The son was interested in a palmlike plant covered with thorns and asked his father what kind of plant it was. Father agreed? Cactus. The son walked around the cactus for a long time and asked: which Sect is the cactus?

9. Should a father teach his son? God? In order to impress the child, he asked. What's that on your head?

The son thought about it and said, hair. ?

? Where's the hair?

? The roof. ?

? What about the roof?

? Tiles. ?

Father was angry and struck the table:? Idiot, take a good look. What's on it?

Is the son afraid? Wow? Cry quietly:? What else is there? There are birds flying.

A famous doctor has a little daughter. Whenever someone asks who she is, she always says that she is "Dr. Ma's daughter." Mother corrected her for being too snobbish. She said to her daughter, "From now on, say you are Miss Ma."

A few days later, a colleague of the doctor saw her. "Aren't you Dr. Ma's little daughter?" The little girl said, "I always thought it was, but my mother said it was not."

1 1, the two-year-old daughter learned to read, and her mother pointed to the wood of the tree and asked:? Do you remember this word? The daughter shook her head. Think again? Mother asked, pulling little Mu's bench. What do you think this small bench is made of? The daughter shouted:? Sit tight.

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