Looking for crosstalk and skits about water conservation, please hurry up

A: Saving water is everyone’s responsibility.

B: That’s right. Like me, I am a model of water conservation.

A: My mother said, saving water means saving money.

B: My grandma also said that saving money means saving water.

A: Ah, did you say that?

B: Oh, wrong. To save money, save water.

A: As soon as my faucet breaks, I quickly ask my dad to replace it.

B: What are you shouting?

A: I shouted: Dad, money, my family’s money is flowing away!

B: Me too, I use the water from washing vegetables to wipe the table, the water from the table is used to mop the floor, and the water from the mopping is used to water the flowers.

A: As expected of a model of water conservation, I have not been idle either. I used the water used to wash my face and wash my feet. The water used to wash my feet was used to flush the toilet. The water used to flush the toilet was used... to flush the toilet.

B: Oh, you are not simple either. There are many tips for saving water. For example, don't turn on the faucet and let the water splash, and don't take a long shower. Time is water, and water is money.

A: For another example, there are a lot of oil stains on this rice bowl. I will lick them clean first, then wipe them with a paper towel, and then wash them. It will be clean and save water. Also, when it rains, I use a big bucket to catch the rainwater and use it to mop the floor and clean the windows.

B: I also have a trick, let my parents wash my clothes.

A: You are so lazy! What does this have to do with saving water?

B: Because I need a bucket of water to wash a towel, but grandma only uses a bowl of water.

A: Well, such a saving method.

B: I have an even better trick. I change my clothes once a week and take a shower once a month. I live in a spaceship, where I don’t have enough water for a few days. It takes a lot to wash the dishes once.

A: Well, is there such a thing as saving water? Saving water does not mean not using water. Don't waste water, try to use more than one water. Finally, let us tell the audience some water-saving slogans: "The last drop of water in the world will be human tears!"

B: If you don't save water, I will interrupt you legs!

A: Go, go, go, blind - make it up!

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