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Chapter two hundred and fourteen White zai first

When I got off the bus, I found that it was neither a luxury hotel nor a private villa, but an ordinary, humble and even shabby shop-Urahara Store.

"Mr. deadwood, you're here."

Xiao Yu, who was cleaning at the door of the store, found a limousine that had never appeared in the store at home. After seeing the familiar dark-haired boy get off the car, Xiaoyu relaxed his vigilance. Xiaoyu greeted the ferret with a shy smile.

"hmm."

The ferret replied with a snort, indicating that the two children didn't have to catch up with him and followed the trail to the store.

"Mr. Deadwood, the shopkeeper, Mr. Night and Captain Deadwood are all in the living room.

Tessai respectfully opened the sliding door to the living room for him in the middle of the pile of goods that I don't know what's the use of, leaving a trail after seeing the ferret come in.

No matter how hard the skunk walks into the living room, he can't hide the deep doubts on his face.

Mr deadwood. Why do the children outside the door and the big men in the shop call my brother "Mr. Rotten Wood"? Brother Ming's surname is Jibu, right?

The man my brother and I came to see today is called "Kuchiki Byakuya". He is the owner of the deadwood family. So what is the relationship between that man and my brother?

Since my brother's surname seems to be "deadwood" to some people, Kuchiki Byakuya seems to be more than just my brother's friend.

There is another one called "Night". If I remember correctly, the black cat who often visits my brother seems to have a name, too. Does my brother have a friend and a cat? .

Although my heart is quickly analyzing the names of my brother and black cat, the trace department has not ignored the surrounding environment. Soon, he will meet his brother's friends. .

In the bathroom, there are three people sitting around the table. A man is wearing a hat even indoors, and a dark-skinned and generous-looking man is sitting there drinking tea leisurely.

The line of sight swept two people, trace division's attention was completely focused on the third person-

Sit tight posture, and brother's cold expression, gestures unconsciously reveal elegant and noble temperament, so that even if no one introduces it, it is obvious that a talent is the real master today, Kuchiki Byakuya.

The superior breath from the bones and the softened expression of my brother at that moment made the trace department believe in their own judgment.

In fact, the reason why the trace department is so easy to focus on Bai Zi is because of his strong sense of existence, and on the other hand, it is also the reason why Urahara has long hidden his strength and kept a low profile.

As the owner of Sifeng Courtyard, one of the four families of Jingling Court with the deadwood family, and the former captain of the second team, the night is really full of momentum, not weaker than Bai Zi at all.

Even the former 12 team captain Urahara is not a neglected person.

But now as we all know, the highlight is Bai Zai and the memorial department, so naturally no one will steal the limelight of Bai Zai. It's ok to go to the theatre, but you can't go everywhere, can you?

"He is Atobe Keigo.

The skunk first introduced the trail to the three people present.

Actually, it's not necessary at all. It's just that they haven't met. The three people here all got the information of Trace Department through their own channels, which is no stranger to him. At night, they have approached the trace department many times through black cats.

"Xiaojing, personally, I think that Urahara Kisuke is the owner of a shop, and that is the night of the Four Phoenix Courtyards. They are all good friends. "

Skunk Denton introduced the last person in a slightly helpless voice that no one could hear:

"Kuchiki Byakuya, brother. ...

Only when the skunk introduced Urahara and Night did he notice them. When the skunk called "Kuchiki Byakuya", he looked straight at Tracy with white eyes, but when the word "brother" came out of the skunk's mouth, Tracy's eyes suddenly opened wide and she turned her head to the skunk standing beside him with incredible speed, with an incredible expression on her face. .

Brother? How is that possible? You are the only brother, aren't you? When did the eldest brother get a younger brother, or was it "deadwood"?

The brain has been unable to work because of excessive shock, and extraordinary insight is useless, so I didn't notice the fact that a younger brother is obviously older than my brother.

"White zai is indeed a younger brother, half-brother.

Under the eyes of the trace department, "I must have misheard my brother and denied it quickly", the skunk decided to repeat it again, and more carefully than last time. .

Some things can't be hidden for a lifetime, and ferrets don't want to hide directly.

"Mom and dad? Brother? Impossible, my brother's mother is not already ... "Dead? .

Although I am surprised, I am not a teenager with only impulse in his mind. I didn't realize it until I had to stop in time and didn't say the last few words.

Looking at the ferret apologetically, Tracy was annoyed. He poked his brother's scar without thinking.

In fact, there is absolutely no need to feel guilty. The skunk doesn't care about the mother in the world, so he can't hurt the skunk at all. The only mother he admitted was Luo Cha at night.

"Xiao Jing, Bai Zai is really not a child of two people, but as long as you know that he is really a brother,

As for the inside story, I will tell it sooner or later, all of it.

Looking at the skunk's serious expression, Tracy suddenly found herself unable to ask anything. When he saw his brother again, he told himself that he would tell himself all the experiences of those years in the future. He can't ask even a simple question except his head.

Brother, what happened in these years? Why do you have multiple younger brothers now? A brother?

Thinking bitterly, the face of the scar suddenly changed, and the whole face turned white instantly. A possibility penetrated his brain like lightning, making the whole body tremble.

"Scene book, how, scene book?

Looking at the trace of his face changed greatly, the skunk immediately held his hand anxiously and bowed his head and asked softly.

"Brother,

Traces looked up and struggled to spit out the name he had shouted countless times, as if something was stuck in his throat:

"Brother, Kuchiki Byakuya is the brother of the same father and mother, but he is not the child of his father and mother. So, isn't his brother his own brother? "

Chapter two hundred and fifteen Bai zai VS trace department (on)

Later, Tracy was hoarse and unable to make a sound. He looked closely into the ferret's eyes, waiting for an answer that might send him to hell.

However, even though I know that the answer is probably a trace I don't want to accept at all, I still can't help asking, otherwise this question will stick in my heart forever, so that I can't get along with my brother normally.

"Fool, small static want to go? Of course, it's also my brother!

Tap Tracy's head, ferret's heart suddenly slightly sour. He didn't expect Tracy to think of this ridiculous possibility. It seems that not telling your child anything will really upset your child.

But even so, the skunk has no intention of telling the truth now. Sometimes the more you know, the better. Ignorance may be a kind of happiness.

"That he ..."

Trace some excitedly pointed to Bai Zi who hasn't spoken since he and his brother took the door, and suddenly found a problem that had been ignored for a long time:

"Brother, Kuchiki Byakuya, he ... seems to be better than ..."

Trace department slowly spit out a word, he can't even finish breathing.

Since I met Kuchiki Byakuya, Jibu has been in a state of extreme shock, and now an obvious fact seems unable to surprise him even more.

"Some things cannot be taken at face value, Xiao Jing."

Skunk's words are very misleading. Is he not as young as he looks or is he not as old as he looks? It depends on the trace department's own understanding.

Skunk obviously doesn't want to worry about whether Bai Zi is his brother. He quietly made a color for Bai Zi, and he believed that Bai Zi would understand what he meant.

"I heard my brother mentioned that Atobe Keigo, his other ... brother ...".

Bai zai did speak, but the implied meaning in the words made Urahara and Night, who were watching the play next to him, almost laugh.

Interestingly, a Kuchiki Byakuya is provocative to a teenager who has lost his cool demeanor.

Sure enough, I heard that the other party knew his identity, but I thought he was the trace of my brother and friend. His eyes lit up and he was hurt, but he obviously didn't want to lie down and die. The king of the ice emperor is not that simple. He soon came to his senses:

"Uh-huh, my brother didn't tell this uncle because he didn't think it was that important at all, Kuchiki Byakuya!"

He fought back rudely, always pointing sharply at the "enemy" tracks, and Urahara even wanted to applaud him. It's rare to see someone who can face the cold Kuchiki Byakuya without avoiding it, not to mention that Scar is just an ordinary human being without any power.

Under Bai zai's surly face, the surrounding temperature immediately dropped sharply, and the trace system also directly poked Bai zai's heart. After all, hundreds of years of cold war are not fake, and now he is not sure whether he is more important in his brother's heart or Atobe Keigo.

But white zai, of course, won't expose the inner fragility, press down the emotional pressure, an opening is relentlessly back:

"Paying attention to it is not a child's calculation. At least I don't know how many times longer than my brother's time. " .

Indeed, the skunk and Bai Zaiqi have lived in the same house for hundreds of years.

"Impossible, my brother just left this uncle for four or five years, and the rest of the time is with this uncle!"

Compared with Bai Zai, who is a hundred years old, even if he is mature, he is just a wet behind the ears, so Bai Zai can't help but refute loudly as soon as he exports.

However, when Tracy consciously turned to the skunk for help, the skunk's silent and tacit attitude suddenly gave Tracy an ominous premonition.

"Is it really only four or five years?

White zai cold voice with a sneer, looking at the trace that moment pale face unconsciously rise array, seems to be more satisfied than a knife to kill only big virtual.

Looking at Bai Zi, it seems that he is a boy again, arguing with Tracey naively, and then showing his pride after winning verbally. Urahara and Ye Ye looked at each other and reaffirmed the weasel's power in his heart.

It can make a real aristocrat completely lose his manners and sense, especially when that aristocrat is Kuchiki Byakuya's ruthless, powerful and wise ice cube, which can highlight the influence of ferrets.

If this ferret wants to rebel against the soul world, Kuchiki Byakuya will be the first to stand by him!

At night, I suddenly remembered Aizen's vague eyes on skunks when he "got up", and remembered the sentence "Just take back what belongs to you" that no one cares about except himself. Suddenly, I felt uneasy, and the good mood of watching the play vanished immediately, replaced by a heavy feeling. I hope I am wrong. .

However, compared with the anxiety that the two poles flashed at that time, today's anxiety seems to be more intense without warning.

The skunk, who was completely absorbed in his two younger brothers, didn't notice the absence of the night at all. Urahara just turned his head away. He knew that even if there was anything, it was not a good time to ask.

"White zai.

The skunk whispered Bai zai's name. Although there was nothing else, there was no doubt about the warning in the tone. If he continues to stir up traces, something will really be hidden.

And skunks obviously don't want to see that end. .

"Hum!

Humming childishly from his nose, he was honest and took some Leng Cha to drink. He doesn't want to make his brother angry, especially in front of a human child.

Bai Zi remembered his identity and age, but it was too late, and his image was almost destroyed by himself. .

"Drink tea.

The skunk sat opposite Bai zai with stiff marks, picked up the tea that I don't know when it was put on the table and stuffed it into his hand.

Now the trace department really needs tea to calm down.

So, only a few people in the whole room were drinking tea, and the cups collided with the table until the door of the living room was opened from the outside again, and a vibrant and slightly reckless voice came in:

"Clogs hat, listen to the ferret?

As soon as the sentence comes in, three teenagers and two teenagers, five people all look two years older than the ferret and the trace, and they are secular quartets plus a Kuchiki Rukia.

Inoue even wears a school uniform, although it is a holiday.

Chapter two hundred and sixteen Bai zai VS trace department (in)

Skunk's eyebrows wrinkled slightly. Why did they come here today? These people are not as clever as Urahara and Noichi who have lived for hundreds of years. If that sentence makes the trace find something, it is really meaningless to hide it.

When he saw another stranger in the room, Ichigo immediately shut up. Although he is still immature, he knows very well that some things can't be known to ordinary people, even if that person appears in Urahara's shop.

Fortunately, my friends who are hiding in the class are very familiar with each other, and no one leaked the news until they were introduced to the Trace Department.

Even Ichigo and others opened their eyes when they heard the name "Brother" of the ferret.

What a shrewd child Tracy is. How can you hide his surprise from him? At that moment, the trace department knew that these people knew the relationship between their brothers and the Kuchiki Byakuya brothers.

It seems to be a fact that many people know and admit.

The ten fingers under the table were tightly grasped by traces, and the tight knuckles were pale and weak.

Suddenly, I kept my head down and listened to the tracks of the conversation between the later teenagers and Urahara. I only felt a slight chill on my hand, and a familiar big hand covered my right hand.

"Brother ..."

Tracey whispered unconsciously, so quietly that he was not sure whether he had really spoken.

I looked up and saw skunks' slightly worried eyes. Even if I went to protect them, the expressions in their eyes were as cold as ever.

Suddenly, as if the sun suddenly appeared on a cloudy day, the mood of the scar suddenly became clear. Yes, my brother is still my brother, and I still care about myself and haven't lost him.

Holding the ferret's cold hand tightly, Tracy's heart finally calmed down and showed her sincere smile for the first time since she entered the room.

However, the skunk only cared about the part where he just heard that he had a younger brother, which was badly hit, but he didn't notice that when his worried eyes rested on that part, Bai Zi's hand holding the cup suddenly tightened.

Looking at the two people across the street, they looked at each other affectionately. Suddenly, a coolness rose from the soles of Bai Zi's feet, but in his heart, it gradually turned into a rolling heat flow, which made his whole heart tightly huddled, and Bai Zi's fingers holding the cup were as white as traces.

However, Bai Zi didn't get any comfort from the skunk whose attention was all on the trace.

Get your dirty hands off me! Put away your damn smile!

That dazzling scene, white roared in my heart.

My brother is mine, not mine alone.

It's like a monster that has been dormant for a long time waking up in the bottom of my heart. The exclusive desire that has been suppressed again and again spreads wildly on Bai Zai, and a heavy depression slowly spreads around with Bai Zai as the center.

"Uh ..."

The trace on his face is white, and a trickle of cold sweat instantly condenses on his forehead. As a person with no spiritual strength, how can he bear the mental pressure of the captain? Even if it is limited by more than half because it is in this world.

Ichigo, Ishida, Chadu, Inoue and Lucia looked at Baizai in surprise, and at the same time released their mental pressure intentionally or unintentionally to resist the ominous mental pressure from Baizai because of excessive emotional fluctuation.

What the hell happened that they didn't know? Why does this cold deadwood captain seem to burst into flames? Who made him angry?

"White zai!

The skunk gave Bai Zi a low drink, and Bai Zi only felt a quiver all over. A cool breath poured out directly from the forehead, and the whole body's substantial mental pressure vanished immediately, and all eyes disappeared.

"Shout ..."

Ichigo exhaled a big breath. Although several small ones belong to him with the greatest mental stress, they also belong to him with the worst mental stress control. He's okay against the virtual. It's really hard for him to issue proper mental pressure to protect himself.

"White zai, what are you doing? Aren't you afraid of attracting emptiness? "

Thinking of a large group of emptiness caused by uncontrollable pressure, Ichigo completely forgot that there was an ordinary person at the scene and began to complain about it.

The important thing is that because he is now in Urahara Store instead of school, Ichigo naturally relaxed his vigilance. He is not as cautious as his classmates and friends at school, for fear of exposing his identity as a death agent and causing them trouble.

Mental stress? Virtual?

Two strange words make the eyes of the trace flash, and he seems to have discovered a little secret of his brother.

"Ichigo, use your brain before you speak!"

The skunk glanced at Ichigo coldly, like a pot of cold water pouring down from Ichigo's token, and he trembled all over. Ichigo didn't notice the complicated and indistinguishable eyes in the footprints around the skunk.

"Skunk, I ..."

Ichigo smiled wryly and was about to speak. Don't ring the "mobile phone" at the waist:

"Didi, Didi ...

Didn't even look at what was on that little thing. Ichigo immediately got up from the ground as if he had been saved. When he came in, he threw his schoolbag aside. He opened the door and ran out:

"Empty, I'll go first!"

"We will also help!"

Also found that the atmosphere in the room is a bit stiff, Ishida, Chad and Inoue also left a word and rushed out with Ichigo.

"That, brother's adult, I have some don't trust them ..."

Lucia tried to slip away, too, but she didn't speak in vain. She dare not run away like Ichigo. She can only whisper timidly to Bai zai.

"Go ahead."

Bai zai also knows that what Lucia said is just an excuse. Can't a virtual Hu Yi cope? Let alone four at a time.

But Bai Zi really doesn't have the heart to educate his sister now. He hopes that the fewer people, the better. It is best for everyone to leave, especially that Atobe Keigo!

When lucia escaped, the first five people were left in the living room. Skunk and Tracy's hands are tightly locked under the table, and the storm is coming in vain. Urahara and the night are a pair of funny jokes.

But is the skunk play that good? Slightly lowered his eyes, skunk as if inadvertently put Urahara and night together:

"By the way, I felt a very familiar feeling the other day, but I definitely shouldn't be here."

Anyway, the word "mental stress" has already been said, and skunks naturally don't have to avoid it.

"Should not appear here? Who is it? That traitor? "

Skunk's words immediately put away the smile at the corners of his mouth, and it was definitely not a simple person to let the skunk mention it at this time, especially since she had just thought about the relationship between the man and the skunk, so Ye Yi naturally associated it with the top five captain who broke his glasses and ascended to heaven.

"That's who you think, Ye Yi."

Chapter two hundred and seventeen Bai zai VS trace department (below)

Although I don't know why Ye Yi suddenly thought of Aizen, the skunk nodded to show that she guessed well. Isn't it enough for them to divert their attention from themselves?

Of course, skunks are not stupid enough to tell them that they have seen blue dye. More precisely, Aizen came to see himself. Now is not the time to openly associate with him.

"Ryunosuke, I think we should have a good talk."

I don't know why the skunk who felt blue in this world a few days ago didn't tell herself and Urahara immediately, but she was smart enough to know why the skunk said it at this time.

I wanted to separate myself from Urahara, so I spoke very cooperatively, and it was really important, much more important than watching jokes about ferrets and Bai Zai.

Aizen has defected from the soul world for a long time, but there has been no big action and no large-scale attack on the soul world, which makes the net soul institute nervous all day.

Now, I accidentally learned from skunk's mouth that blue dye appeared in this world, so we have to find out his purpose of coming to this world, although it is many days late.

Urahara didn't say anything back that night, but he agreed with his actions-he opened the secret door of the underground training ground and jumped first.

After going down with Urahara at night and closing the secret door, the living room finally left an independent space for the "two brothers".

At that time, the room fell into silence.

Bai Zi and Skunk are silent and don't want to talk at this embarrassing time. Although the trace department is very good at communicating with people, now is definitely not a good time to chat.

"Gollum! ...

Suddenly, a strange sound rang in the room, making the eyes of the skunk and Bai zai converge in the direction of the sound-

Traces of the abdomen.

Under the gaze of four beams of light, if there is substance, the trace's face will immediately turn red, especially when he finds the undisguised ridicule in Bai Zi's eyes, and the trace of tomato-like red face is so embarrassed that he can't wait to get under the table.

Although the morning game didn't end, as a minister, his pressure was no less than that of the players in the next game, which naturally consumed his breakfast in the morning.

At the celebration dinner of the Ice Emperor, Tracey didn't eat anything except a few glasses of wine on an empty stomach because she had something on her mind.

It's already six or seven in the evening. As the heirs of the trace family, the trace family, who has never been hungry, can't control their natural reactions.

As for whether it will be laughed at by people who are not pleasing to the eye like Kuchiki Byakuya, it is definitely beyond the control of Trace Department.

"Eat first."

Naturally, the skunk won't let Tracy starve, so it asks Tessai to prepare dinner for them. When the meal was ready, no one in the whole room made a sound.

Tessai is really good, perhaps because of his mind. After a while, a sumptuous dinner was placed on the table in front of the three people.

"Brother, try it, this meatball is delicious.

Tracy put a meatball on the plate in front of the ferret, thinking that she gave the white cub a proud look from the angle that the ferret couldn't see.

Usually ferrets are not too picky about what they eat, but the Trace Department knows that ferrets like sweet meatballs very much, because the speed of eating meatballs is obviously much faster and much more than other things.

"Brother, this dish is also good, very spicy."

It seems that children are competing with each other. White boy immediately put a piece of red meat on the ferret's plate, which looks very spicy.

White boy likes spicy food under the influence of ferrets, and naturally knows how much his brother likes spicy food.

Looking at the mountains of food on the plate in front of him, the ferret sighed silently in his heart. Don't want to disappoint anyone, he can only eat all the food he catches in front of him.

So, after the dinner where Tracy and Bai Zai kept fighting with their eyes, more than half of the things on the table went into the ferret's stomach.

Fortunately, ferrets have the ability to transform material properties, and can immediately convert what they eat into energy for storage, otherwise what he needs now is the flower of the base.

Through a dinner party, Bai Zai and Ji Bu understood the fact that the other party must have lived with his brother like himself, because the other party knew exactly what his brother liked to eat.

This discovery, Bai zai and the face of the trace are not good-looking. Fortunately, Bai Zi has been able to restrain himself now, otherwise the mental stress that broke out may not attract anything!

"Brother, I'm a little tired. Shall we go home? "

He deliberately bit the stress of the word "home" and whispered in the ferret's ear. He doesn't care whether it's rude or humiliating, because something even more humiliating happened just now.

"Children are children.

With a snort of coldness, Bai Zi was really stimulated by the word "home". My brother's home is clearly in the soul world, clearly in the rotten wood house, but now he wants to meet a human kid with a so-called "home"!

"Brother is a month older than this big ye this child, just don't know someone exactly ..."

Looked up and down, all in vain. Traces inexplicably didn't finish this sentence, he really didn't know how old this person was. The only thing that is certain is that he can't tell from his appearance.

"That's why you are a child who knows nothing!"

Bai Zi looked down at the trace from the perspective of an adult, knowing that Bai Zi was stimulating himself, but the heart of the trace was really messed up. My brother didn't tell himself anything, which is the most important thing in the trace department.

"Now the little child is going home to sleep!"

Without leaving a trace, he stood up angrily and walked out. In the absence of any way to refute each other, leaving with his younger brother was the best counterattack against Kuchiki Byakuya. Trace is sure that his brother won't let him go back alone.

Therefore, the trace department is really a trace department. Even in the case of anger, we are considering how to vent our anger in order to bring the greatest benefits to ourselves. . k

Sure enough, the skunk stood up with the trace, but he didn't go out immediately, but looked at Bai zai apologetically.

Although Ferret didn't trust Hattori to go back alone, he didn't want to leave the place where the obvious mood swings were much more serious than Hattori without saying a word.

"Brother, you send Atobe Keigo home. I'm fine. "

Bai Zi lowered his eyes so that the ferret couldn't see clearly what he was thinking, but his deep tone was not useless.

"I'll come another day.

But in the end, the ferret chose to accompany the trace home with no strength. After all, in ferrets' eyes, the white boy is much more mature and powerful than the trace.