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Problem description:
& gt& gt& gt& gt five people, one is the general manager of the company, the other is his friend, a psychologist, and the other is the wife of the general manager.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt's wife's younger sister, and her boyfriend.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt One day, five people drove to have a picnic. The general manager drove, his wife was next to the general manager, and his sister and boyfriend were in the second row.
Friends,
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& gt& gt& gt& gt The third row is a psychologist, driving in the middle of nowhere. The general manager looked out of the car and then looked in the rearview mirror.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt Voice: It's beautiful. But the scene at that time was not beautiful to others. Coming to the picnic site, the general manager and psychology
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& gt& gt& gt& gt get up and climb the mountain. My sister and boyfriend went to other places to see the scenery, leaving only the manager's wife.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt Let's talk about the general manager and the psychologist. Halfway up the mountain, the general manager felt breathless and had difficulty breathing. famous book
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& gt& gt& gt& gt students need to go to the hospital for observation and treatment, so they stopped climbing. Go back to the foot of the mountain, discuss with your wife and decide first.
Go ahead,
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& gt& gt& gt& gt's son left a note to give his sister and boyfriend a ride home. The three of them go first, and their wives drive to them.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt just then, they received a telegram saying that his wife's mother had died! The general manager told his wife to go first.
Wait for him.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt, go by yourself when you are ready. In this way, the wife drove the car to her mother's house and drove to a remote path. See one
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& gt& gt& gt& gt stop in front, because the road is small, only one car can pass! So the wife got off and let him walk in the driveway.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt came out, a man in black jumped out of the car, covered in black, black pants, black heads and black glasses, but with one.
The part of a line (in an opera)
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& gt& gt& gt& gt cover! He pushed the general manager's wife step by step and pushed her to the edge of the cliff. . . . . . Finally, before she died
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& gt& gt& gt& gt sentence: Your glasses look familiar!
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& gt& gt& gt& gt Three months later, the general manager got well and made an appointment with a psychologist to play together. The location is where his wife was killed.
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The general manager of>& gt& gt& gt Fang arrived first. At this time, the psychologist patted the general manager behind his back. The general manager got a fright and flinched.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt smiled and said, Oh! It's you!
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& gt& gt& gt& gt has three questions: First, who killed the general manager's wife? Two: Why kill people? Three: Name three reasons.
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& gt& gt& gt& gt This question seems to be an examination question of East China University of Political Science and Law in a certain year. 60 points if you get it right! ! !
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& gt& gt& gt& gt Who can answer this?
Analysis:
The murderer is the general manager, the psychologist, the sister of the general manager's wife, and the boyfriend of the general manager's wife's sister! !
Look at their performance:
[When the car was in the middle of nowhere, the general manager looked out of the car, looked in the rearview mirror and said, it's beautiful. ]-Actually, the scenery is not beautiful. "It's so beautiful." He also wants to remind everyone (except the victims, of course) that the plan has been implemented, and also tells everyone that the starting point should be here. (There is a key clue here 1, and the final analysis)
After arriving at the picnic site, the general manager and the psychologist went climbing together. My sister and boyfriend went to other places to see the scenery, leaving only the manager's wife. ]-What's the purpose of this trip? -Have a picnic! What mountains to climb and what scenery to see (here is the key clue 2, final analysis)
Besides, the general manager and the psychologist, halfway up the mountain, the general manager felt breathless and had difficulty breathing. After being observed by a psychologist, I needed to go to the hospital for observation and treatment, so I stopped climbing. ]-Joke, altitude sickness is known to anyone who has a little common sense in tourism. A psychologist discovered through observation that he needed to go to the hospital for observation and treatment (there is a key clue here, and the final analysis)
[Back at the foot of the mountain, after consulting with his wife, he decided to go first. His wife left a note to give her sister and boyfriend a ride home. The three of them left first, and his wife drove to the hospital. Everything was settled. At this time, they received a telegram saying that his wife's mother had passed away! Strange, the development of post and telecommunications today is not only rapid but also magical! ! May I know that the recipient is in the hospital? (Here is a key clue 4 and the final analysis.)
[In this way, the wife drove to her parents' home and drove to a remote path. I saw a car parked in front, because the road is small, only one car can pass! So the wife got out of the car and told him to give way to the driveway. At this time, a man in black jumped out of the car, wearing black clothes, black pants and black glasses, but wearing a white mask! He pushed the general manager's wife step by step and pushed her to the edge of the cliff. . . . . . Finally, before dying, he said: Your glasses are so familiar! ] Men in black, all black, black pants, black head and black glasses rob a bank? Are you wearing a white mask? There is an infectious disease. Your glasses look familiar! The glasses look familiar. Where have I seen them? (Here are a few key clues, and finally analyze them. )
Maybe someone will ask, what is the motive? Yes, I had a headache at first, especially when I suspected that they were both murderers. I've been looking for a reason for these four people to come together and plan a murder. Now I understand, because of love, because of money, because of freedom. Because the existence of the victim hinders the career development of the general manager, hinders the emotional development between the psychologist and the general manager (because they are gay) and tries to hinder their communication when the victim finds out that her sister's current boyfriend is the ex-lover of the psychologist. Finally, my sister and her boyfriend joined the murder team.
Key clue 1-5: [When the car was in the middle of nowhere, the general manager looked out of the car, looked in the rearview mirror and said, it's beautiful. ]-Look out the window first, that is, look at the position, and then look in the rearview mirror, that is, look at the murderer, as a hint. The victim sitting on the right side of the driver also looked at the rearview mirror with her husband, but she only saw her sister and boyfriend sitting in the seat behind her husband, and vaguely saw her sister wearing sunglasses from the rearview mirror angle (and because of the short time, the rearview mirror angle problem. . . What the victim actually saw was a little face with sunglasses. ) So when her sister appeared with a black body, black trousers, black head, black glasses and a white mask (black can hide her figure and sexual characteristics, black hat is to cover the murderer's long hair, and white mask is inevitably smelled by the victim because of the murderer's oral disease), she didn't want the victim to vaguely recall where she had seen it, but it was too late.
The general manager and psychologist are responsible for letting the victim follow him to the hospital. In this way, she can receive telegrams from her sister and her boyfriend on time on the pretext of going to other places to see the scenery, and only her sister knows about the family affairs, so the victim will not hesitate to believe her mother's death, and at the same time, in order to take care of her husband, it is inconvenient to go with a psychologist, so she has to go her own way. It never occurred to her that her sister was already waiting in front of her boyfriend's car.
The first and most obvious thing is that my sister seems to be with my sister. My sister knows, and so should my sister.
Five people travel together. My sister and her sister's house are not far away. Why don't they stay with her sister? In addition, the telegram should have no address and can be copied. So it only means that it is definitely not sent by her sister and her boyfriend. Probably the general manager and a psychiatrist took her to the hospital, and the general manager didn't leave the hospital for three months. Why did he arrive earlier than the psychiatrist can only be explained as he came earlier and killed someone? Why is he dressed like that? There is only one possibility. The general manager is afraid of his wife, because my sister and her boyfriend should be able to fool him by dressing up a little. Why did the killer wear makeup? It is a couple who sleep in the same bed. They can recognize their wife's ability to understand any part of her husband's body anywhere, but looking in the rearview mirror means looking at her. Then why did her finally have that sentence?
If you kill your wife, all the property can go to the general manager, which can also explain why the manager's wife is left alone instead of with the general manager.
The supplementary place is decided by the general manager, and you can also give the general manager a reason to pretend to be sick.
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