Joke riddles with the characteristics of neologisms

1. Crossword puzzle: Three words overlap, don't guess the word. (Type a word)

2. Crossword puzzle: There are four strokes in a word, neither horizontal nor vertical. Mom couldn't guess, but dad smiled. (Type a word) Dad.

3, crossword puzzle: take half, the remaining half. (type a word) Da, Guo

4. Crossword puzzle: Byakki Smoker. (Type a word) Enter.

5. crossword puzzle: 100 1 yuan. (type a word) Li

6. riddle: the rainbow falls on the earth and crosses the river; Cars and horses galloped above, and ships passed below. Bridge (with a building name)

7. crossword puzzle: a person standing by. Next to (type a word)

8. crossword puzzle: there is a field on the top, a river on the bottom, three mountains facing down, and February is closely connected.

9. Crossword puzzle: one plus one. (Type a word) Wang He and Feng

10. Crossword puzzle: There is a man in the south with two gourds on his back. He likes willows and is afraid of Dongting Lake. (Type a word) Fire.

1 1. Crossword: I can't work it out. (Type a word) Close

12. riddle: if you are not afraid of scissors, you are afraid of no light. I go, he goes, but I'm not me. (a natural phenomenon)

13. crossword puzzle: long horns from the beginning. (type a word) at noon

14. crossword puzzle: add one point and there are four sides. (Type a word) Ten thousand.

15. crossword puzzle: two trunks, six branches, and there is a road in the middle that no one walks.

16. Crossword puzzle: find half. (type a word) strokes

17. crossword puzzle: dry. (Type) Sauce (Huiyou)

1, oil angle-sharp and slippery.

2, rabbit tail-can not grow.

3, hang a sheep's head to sell dog meat-nominally.

4. The Dragon King jumped into the sea and returned to his hometown.

5, hot buns hit the dog-there is no return.

Homophonic joke:

1. At a village meeting, the village head said, "Rabbit, shrimp, don't burn melons, pickles are too expensive." Comrades and villagers, don't talk. Now the meeting is over. The host said: "Sausage and melon for pickles. \ "(Now, please speak to the township head. The head of the township said, "Rabbits, shrimps and dogs ate today's meal. Everyone is a tortoise. Comrades and villagers, we have enough food today, so let's all use big bowls. )

2. The new magistrate is from Shandong. Because he wanted to pay the bill, he said to the master, "Give it to me.

Go buy two bamboo poles. "

Beloved listened to the "bamboo pole" in Shandong dialect as "pig liver", quickly agreed and ran away.

Go to the butcher shop and say to the shopkeeper, "Master Xinxian wants to buy two pieces of pork liver. You are a clever man.

You should know it! "

The shopkeeper is a clever man. He understood as soon as he heard it. He immediately cut two pieces of pig liver as gifts.

There are a pair of pig ears.

After leaving the butcher's shop, the owner thought, "The owner told me to buy pork liver. This pig ear, of course. "

This is mine ... "So he wrapped the hunting ear and stuffed it into his pocket. Back to the county government, to the magistrate of a county.

"Come back and report, Grandpa," he said. "I bought pork liver! \"

When the magistrate saw that the master had bought pig liver, he was very angry and said, "Where are your ears? \"

Hearing this, the touts frighten forward, hurriedly replied:

"Ears ... ears ... here ... in my ... my pocket! \"

3. Do what you see.

Once upon a time, there was a landlord who loved chickens very much. The tenant rented his land, but he couldn't just pay the rent.

I have to give him a chicken first.

A tenant named Zhang San went to pay the rent to the landlord at the end of the year and rented it out the next year.

When he went, he put a chicken in a bag, paid the rent and told the landlord about the lease for next year.

However, he looked at the sky with empty hands and said, "There are no three kinds of fields in this field. \"

Zhang Sanming understood the meaning of this sentence and immediately took the chicken out of the bag. basic concept

After eating the chicken, he immediately changed his mouth and said, "Who will you give it to if you don't give it to Zhang San?" \"

Zhang San said, "Your words have changed so quickly! \"

The landlord replied: "that sentence was nonsense just now, and now it is' seeing'."

Machine (chicken) making. "

4. Have a chance.

A commodity salesman went to Guangzhou on business. After arriving in Beijing, he wanted to fly before.

I used to send a telegram to the manager, fearing that the manager would not agree to the reimbursement: "Seize the opportunity."

No? The manager received the telegram, thinking it was an "opportunity" to clinch a deal, and immediately called back: "You can take it.

Multiply "

The salesman came back from a business trip to reimburse the travel expenses, and the manager took a plane with insufficient level.

The provisions of the plane will not be reimbursed, and the plane ticket fee will not be reimbursed. The salesman killed the manager and came back.

Electricity, the manager was dumbfounded.

5. Geographical names

On New Year's Eve, my brother took two overseas Chinese students home for dinner. One is cheerful and the other is more cheerful.

For form.

During the dinner, the cheerful classmate smiled and said to us, "He is."

I come from Myanmar, so I am shy. "Then he raised his glass to propose a toast to everyone and stayed for a drink.

Then he said, "I'm from Yangon. \"

At the school affairs meeting at the end of the term, the headmaster was furious at the inefficiency of personnel management.

It thunders He said: "the person in charge of the director's business is not sensible; The consciousness of personnel management is not strong;

As an officer, I won't do it! \r%A homophonic xiehouyu

1. Short people climb stairs-eager (eager)

2. Shorty crossing the river-peace of mind

3. A nun in buddhist nun-no luck (husband)

4. Boil lamp oil-heartburn (core)

5. Stir-fry Chinese onion with cabbage leaves-add pro (green) to pro (green)

6. Fight to pull out the beard-modesty (persistence) and inadequacy (beard)

7. The big ship carries the sun-it doesn't cross for almost a day.

8. Swimming in the cesspit-not afraid of death (shit)

Homophony in ancient poetry

1. Spring silkworms are exhausted to death.

Sunrise in the east, sunset in the west, the road is ruthless and sunny (feeling)

Doctor Chen Ya is humorous and likes playing word games very much. He once wrote more than 100 poems in the name of traditional Chinese medicine, which was praised as "medicine poems" by people at that time.

Like 3. "The night before the storm, Pinellia ternata enjoys the cool in the porch window",

4. Poems such as "But look at the ridge in front of the car, there are ten skins but no five skins", and skillfully use homophonic and pun rhetoric to integrate Chinese medicines such as Peucedanum, Pinellia ternata, Plantago asiatica and Acanthopanax senticosus into the poem.

Chen Ya and his friend Cai Xiang saw a monk begging for rain and sunbathing shirtless on the road, which was ridiculous. Chen Ya casually sarcastically said, "If it doesn't rain, Pinellia ternata will be dried into fenugreek" (Pinellia ternata and fenugreek are medicinal names in the poem).