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Sebastian Michaelis ◆ セバスチャンミカェリス◆ The protagonist of Sebastian Michaelis' story. Deacon of the Van Dom Hayward family. Signed a contract with Charles. His real identity is a demon, and his prototype is a crow (the prototype appeared in the darkness when he signed with Charles in the first episode of TV). Human attacks have no effect on his left back, and there is also a right Sebas and Shire.

The purple star sign in the eye is the same as the contract certificate. "Sebastian" is the name given by the current owner Charles. His height 186cm, personality, cultivation, knowledge and appearance give people a perfect impression. He is a truly perfect deacon. Sometimes you don't swear on the surface, but you give the other person a vicious evaluation in your heart. Often help gardeners, maids and cooks clean up the mess. I like cats and I like to put meat balls on their palms. Season 2 episode 3, I am obsessed with watching cats. As a result, Charles called me a cat-obsessed, cat-loving and moody devil. Because Sebastian's "Sebas" is homophonic 384, it is generally nicknamed 384 on the Internet. In addition, in Japanese, "Sebastian" and "Sebasa sauce" are homophonic, so it is called "Sebasa sauce" by Grier, the god of death.

Born in:1875 65438+February 65438. Death:1August 26th, 889, at the age of 13. In fact, he did not die, but became a demon, and will stay at 13 years old forever. The owner of Fadom Hain. The name Ciel means "sky blue, blue sky" in French. "Phantom" in the surname means "ghost, phantom" in English, and "hive" means hive, gregarious, and further, it means "a group of people", which can also be translated as "a group of people in the dark" and "a group of ghostly people", implying the relationship between Fadom Hain and the underworld. /kloc-became the president of Fadom company at the age of 0/2, which is a large company that makes candy and toys. He is a talented entrepreneur, but he is indifferent and lives in darkness every day. His eyes saw all the blood, darkness and violence, but his soul remained supreme purity, which was the devil's dream "dinner". The fiancee's name is Elizabeth, and she was a childhood friend. Their personalities are basically opposite, and their fiancee likes herself very much. But it is his responsibility to protect his fiancee (there are many explanations in the first season). Probably, he thinks that after Mrs. Hong's death, only his fiancee Elizabeth is the only one who is still bound by herself, and Elizabeth is the only one who is sincere to him in the world, so she will be more relaxed in front of her (cartoon 37). In the cartoon version, I risked my life to protect her under the bear's mouth (cartoon 14). In the animated version, in order to save Elizabeth, Greer, who has always hated herself, is given the right to summon Sebas in exchange for her protection (animation 12). He signed a contract with Sebastian on the condition that he would "satisfy his wishes at all costs, protect him anytime and anywhere, and hand over his soul when the conditions are met", so Sebastian followed him as a deacon to help him realize his desire of "revenge". With this "contract", you can order Sebastian to do anything and obey absolutely; At the same time, it is also a mark used by the devil to track the person who makes the contract, which means that the person who makes the contract must never escape from the devil. For the sake of the Queen, she undertook the dirty work of the Van Dom Hevey family-managing the British underworld, also known as "evil aristocrat", "Queen's dog" and "underworld order". But in the TV version, in order to avenge her parents, she resolutely abandoned the title of the queen's loyal dog and ordered Sebastian to kill the queen's deacon Yaxiu (Angela). In addition, "Charles" is homophonic with the number 32, so many netizens call it Charles 32. According to the comic translation, there are also 42 titles. Season 2: Appear in a deep sleep in 1 speech. Awakened because he got back the soul (ring) that Claude took away. In the sentence 10, Charles saw an eye through Hannah's open mouth and felt his eyes staring at him. (It has been confirmed that alois's eyes taken out by Hannah are confused because of their fit. ) In the sentence 1 1, the memory of the past is restored, and alois shares a body. Finally, alois took control of her body and made a new demon contract with Hannah. Words 12 (finally back) Charles finally became a demon, and in the last scene Sebastian jumped off the cliff with Charles in his arms. Sebastian's answer is "Yes, my Lord!" " End (animation only).

Tanaka タナカカカカカカカカカカカカカカカカカカ. A mysterious taste is usually thought of as sugar added to drinks. In the cartoon, Tanaka drinks lemon juice made by Sebastian. It will become a "real Tanaka" in just three minutes, which is what it really looks like. But I am old and weak, and I can only last for three minutes. There are many real images in comics. It was he who took the place of Charles in the interview with reporters. The cruel truth about Charles' parents was also learned from his diary "24 words" in the first season.

メィリン◆ Merlin is the maid of Van Dom Hayway's family. Confused and clumsy. I wear glasses because of extreme hyperopia. Master Mei Lin gave her this pair of glasses when she first arrived at Van Dom Hayway's house, so she has been wearing them all the time. Have a crush on Sebastian and love to make a fool of yourself. This gun seems to be with me. Dishes and tea sets are often broken, and the destructive power is no worse than that of Finian. Sebastien vomited that "her problem is not her eyesight at all, but her own head". The condition of being employed by Fadom Haines is to "protect the mansion". Before I became a maid, I used to be a dead shot. After holding a gun, my character will become extremely cold. I don't like to use a sniper mirror, and my glasses will be taken off. In the first season of animation, 2 1 begins with the description that rifles are used like pistols.

Fenian ◆ フィニニン◆ Fenian, gardener of the Van Dom Hayway family. Bangs are usually held by clips. Young people with bright and cheerful personality but extremely confused are the most typical idiots. Have the ability to turn the whole garden into ruins in an instant. In Machamp, I often cut down trees. Comics like the count of violence. I once had a crush on Angela in the animation. Before becoming a gardener, he was a rat who studied steroids (translated by official website), and his back neck was covered by a hat numbered S-032. Charles gave him a straw hat to cover the numbers on the back of his neck. When the animation escaped, it was saved by Sebastian. The condition of being hired by the Van Dom Hayway family was to "protect the mansion", and he worked for the Van Dom Hayway family from then on.

Barudo バルドロィィィィィィィィィィィィィィィ. 80% of the products are coke, and the other 20% are harmful substances. He was a sergeant in the army before he became a cook. He is very good at using tactics and is also an expert in blasting. He also has a strong shooting ability and is considered to have the ability to avoid all disasters. The motherland is the United States (comic 33 words).

Elizabeth Ethel cordelia Midford ◆ ェリザベスミッドフォード◆ Elizabeth Midford Elizabeth.

Charles's fiancee, lively and active, will also have a very gentle side, and naturally she is a beautiful girl. I am very sensitive to my emotions and want to protect Charles' rare smile. At the same time, she is Charles' childhood sweetheart, and she has quite good childhood memories with Charles. For Charles, Elizabeth is a person who must be protected. Daughter of Marquis and Francis M. Dofort (sister of Count Fadom Haine, menstruation of Charles). According to the blood relationship, Elizabeth and Charles are actually cousins. Queen Victoria and her cousin Prince Saxon Coburg Gotha Albert are also close relatives, and at the same time, Queen Victoria also advocates the marriage between close relatives of the royal family. Her nickname is Lizzy (English also translated as Lizzy, Lizzy). I like lovely things very much. When I debuted, I made Charles' servant and mansion "fragrant", even Sebastian was not spared ... Some wayward people broke Charles' most important ring, and later found their mistakes and apologized to Charles. In the first season of the TV version 10, I was very upset because I broke Charles' most important ring and wanted to give him a birthday present that would make him happy. Later, I found that a ring was half of the blue gem on Charles' ring [Diamond of Hope], and I wanted to give it to Charles, only to find that Charles' most important ring had been put on my hand intact. The ring that was not sent to Elizabeth was put on her hand, but it also brought danger to Elizabeth. Finally, Charles saved Elizabeth regardless of the danger. This is a simple and emotional girl. She is kind and straightforward, her parents are excellent and honest, and her life is happy. She and Charles are in the world of light and darkness, as if they were a ray of sunshine in his dark world. Charles cherishes it very much. In the second sentence of the second season, because she wanted Charles to be happy, she asked Charles to go with her to find White Deer. From the cartoon "57", I know that fencing is very wise. I didn't show it before just because I wanted to be cute in front of Charles.

Angelina Daraise ·◆アンジェリーナダレス◆angelina· Dulles, the former baroness of barnett, was called the red lady because she often wore red clothes. Menstruation of Charles, Rachel's sister, a female doctor in London Central Hospital. I used to hate the red hair I inherited from her father. I was envious and jealous when I saw my sister's flaxen hair. She fell in love with red until her favorite predecessor, Count Vandomhaiwei, said that her red hair was beautiful. Fan Dom Haiwei's former earl married his sister, so she was disappointed and sad. She began to hate red again, but she still blessed them in her heart. Later, her sister gave birth to Charles. I met Baron Barnett at the ball and they got married. Unfortunately, the baron was killed by an out-of-control carriage shortly after he became pregnant, and the child in his stomach had to be forcibly taken out of the fetus and uterus because of the rupture of internal organs. Under the guidance of her sister, she recovered quickly and was invited to Charles' tenth birthday party. Just as she was going to the celebration, the Van Dom Hayway family was killed. The earl and his wife died tragically, but the child's body was not found. Later, he became a doctor A few months later, the missing Charles actually came back by himself, with an all-black deacon beside him. Mrs Hong is the legendary "Jack the Ripper". When I was helping a prostitute to have an abortion, resentment arose because of what the prostitute said. She lost what she longed for, but the prostitute wanted to abandon it. So, she began to murder the prostitute who had induced abortion and dug up the uterus together. Then Greer appeared and said that they were in the same boat and helped her. Charles came to arrest "Jack the Ripper", followed by resentment, unwilling to let her sister deprive her of anything, and decided to kill Charles. In the end, Charles could not be laid hands on, which caused Greer's disappointment. Greer finally killed him.

Arthur Brown/Angela replaced john brown in the cartoon. They look completely different. Deacon Bai. Killing angels is bisexual, which is very powerful. Angela made her debut in the seventh episode. The second appearance was at the end of episode 12. He was the boss of drocell caines. The third appearance was in 17 episode, which showed her true identity-killing angels. Episode 18 destroys the church. Yaxiu first appeared in 14 episode, and gave a seasoning called "magic spice" to a French chef. There is often a mantra like "unclean, destroy". Funny dolls that can make "splicing dolls". Joined the queen and her dead husband together, and finally disappointed her with the queen. Killed Charles' parents on the orders of the queen and made Charles' parents into splicing dolls. I wanted to be one with Sebastian, but Sebastian refused. Finally, he was killed by Sebastian at the Bridge of Angels.

William T. Spears ·◆ウィリアム·t·スピアーズ◆william·t· Spears belongs to the management department of the Death Dispatching Association. A cold and earnest civil servant. The mantra is "Never accept unpaid overtime." The weapon is a strange gardening scissors, which can be infinitely extended and retracted. On one occasion, when Sebastian tried to kill Greer, he blocked the so-called "death sickle" that could cut off everything, and often used it to push his glasses. In the face of Sebastian's death chainsaw thrown from behind, he had no fear. He only used two fingers to hold it down, which shows that he is a powerful person with good ability. It is said that his ability can be compared with that of Sebas.

Gulet Bredo (funeral home) ◆ ァンダーティカー◆ The undertaker calls himself a "niche" and is a legendary death in animation with a high level. It is said that Marie Antoinette himself was sent to hell, and Robin Hood's soul was put on trial. A man with long hair covering his eyes, a high hat and a scar on his face. However, it is said that Rong Zhen is a very attractive handsome guy (18 Greer lifted his hair in the first season and found him handsome) and has retired. Weird personality, talking will make people feel creepy. Like to play pranks (such as hiding in a coffin to scare people) and help the body "autopsy". I'm not interested in money, but I like listening to cold jokes best. Open a funeral club. On the surface, it is a coffin shop, but in fact it is an information provider. Together with the Van Dom Hayway family and others, it is engaged in the cause of becoming the "loyal dog of the Queen". However, I don't like the queen's kindness. All furniture is abnormal, such as chair = coffin, teacup = beaker, biscuit jar = urn, bowling = skull, bowling wooden bottle = memorial tablet of the deceased. Maybe because of my retirement, I look depressed. There is a pink bookmark (death bookmark) and a pink quill. The death bookmark can make the book (death movie) in the bookmark stop recording, continue to write with that quill pen, and rewrite the future according to your own wishes.

Greer Sutcliffe ◆グレルサトクリフ◆grell· Sutcliffe (later) belongs to the recycling department of the Death Dispatching Association. Deacon red. Pretending to be a weak and useless black-haired deacon who works in Mrs. Hong's house. Remove the disguise of long red hair, and die cruelly and abnormally. My favorite color is red. The weapon is the "death sickle" currently used (OP 1 and the eighth sentence of the second season). The emergence of chainsaws later became scissors, which can cut anything. The effect is "lantern theater". The line "At least I am also the death of a deacon (death (これでもでももでももでもででもでもももももも I am interested in Mrs. Hong's murder and helped her kill. Later, she was disappointed in Mrs. Hong because she couldn't be Charles (the fifth sentence of the first season). In the animation, William degraded the weapon into scissors. In the sentence 18, in order to deal with the killing of angels, William lent him the weapon of death (which was later retrieved). In the 24th sentence, in order to cut off the "heart" of the deceased, William returned his weapon. I have always been dissatisfied with being a man and dressing myself up as a woman. Cheerful personality, like male color, in the "Deacon, Performance" has obvious performance (favorite Sebas), homosexuality, sadism and masochism complex is serious.

Liu Quan's name is tamia Liu, manager of Kunlun UK branch of China trading company. He sold opium to England and opened an opium museum. The corners of the mouth are always smiling, wearing robes, knowing kung fu, and having a dark belly. I often pretend to know everything, but I don't know it myself. Charles, who knows this well, can also spit on him calmly. The actual identity is the leader of the China-Shanghai gangster "green gang". It is very influential in east London. In the 20th sentence of TV, Sebastian attacked him for betraying Charles, injured his abdomen, and jumped into the sea with Blue Cat. His whereabouts are unknown (animated version only).

Blue Cat ◆ ランマォ◆ Ran Mao is a very mature young woman wearing China cheongsam. Usually there are few words (only 32 words in the animated version), but the power is amazing. Liu said he wanted to "keep a cat" because he wanted to get rid of "rats". Follow Liu's instructions. She is a typical woman with big breasts (especially in cartoons). Liu's accompanying daughter (later proved to be a righteous sister, and possibly a wife! ), like a puppet, deadpan, will be killed by Liu's finger with a double hammer. Answer Liu's orders in Chinese. Can speak Japanese.

◆ SOMA assmann Gadal (ソーマァスマンカダール) debuted, comic bookNo. 15, TV version 65438+. The 26th prince of the King of Bangladesh, 17 years old. In order to find Mina, the nanny who was forcibly taken away by British nobles, she went to England. I don't know Charles, and my personality is relatively simple. I regard Charles as my own brother. Since she was a child, she often stayed alone in the palace and was disliked by her father. Her mother only focused on pleasing the king, which made SOMA's life very lonely. Mina takes care of him like a sister, so Mina is a relative to him, not a lover.

◆ Deacon Huang of Agni (ァグニ) is a deacon of SOMA. Formerly known as Arshado (ァルシャド), he was born into a family of priests, and his family Brahman is the family with the highest social status in the Indian caste system. Seeing my father from an early age was full of desire, which made me unable to believe in God and commit all kinds of atrocities. He was saved by SOMA before he was punished, and he turned over a new leaf, followed the prince and changed his name to Aguni. That Prince SOMA is a God-like being. "The power called trust comes from trust and love." That's why he got the hand of God. Agni is SOMA's most loyal deacon and his best friend. Sebastian and I competed to make curry, but I fell in love with Sebas's curry bread. In the second season, in order to stop SOMA's willfulness, he cried with SOMA in his arms.

Words 1 "That deacon is capable" On this day, a guest is coming to Fadom Hain's house. In the morning, Charles, the owner of Fadom Hain's house, was awakened as usual, and Sebastian, the housekeeper, began to prepare to receive guests at Fadom Hain's house. On the other hand, at Sebastian's urging, servants Barudo, Fini and Merlin all want to surprise Sebastian when they are preparing to receive guests. The result was ... total failure. They made a mess of the whole housework before the guests came. How did Sebastian handle it? ? The second sentence "Deacon is the strongest." I don't know who took Charles away from the study. Sebastian received a letter from the kidnapper. It says that in exchange for his master Charles, he will send something to the designated place. He instructed the servants to continue preparing lunch, and then Sebastian walked to the place where the prisoner was ... The third sentence "That deacon is omnipotent" was entrusted by Ms. Hong, and Charles brought back the incompetent housekeeper Greer for retraining. At this time, his fiancee Elizabeth suddenly visited. Elizabeth, who casually decorated the house in a sweet style, proposed to hold a dance, while Sebastian taught Charles, who had no dancing experience, how to dance ... The fourth sentence "Deacon, drunkard" was murdered in the Christian church. Because of the cruel way of killing, Scotland Yard called the prisoner "Jack the Ripper". In order to dispel the queen's concerns, Charles took the time to identify the prisoner. Soon, a nobleman dedicated to dark magic appeared on the search line. After getting dressed, Charles and Sebastian sneaked into the party hosted by the Duke ... After the fifth sentence "Deacon Meeting" judged that the viscount was not a prisoner, Charles decided to find out the murderer again ... According to the common ground of the victims' bodies, and imagine that the next victim, Charles and Sebastian, ambushed the prisoner in a dead end. However, it didn't take long for them to hear the sad cry of the victim ... The sixth sentence "Deacon, Funeral" Charles covered the body of the girl in red with a windbreaker ... Behind him, the death struggle between Greer and Sebastian continued in the moonlight. The attack and defense of the two were almost evenly matched, but Greer's blow quietly cut Sebastian's chest ... The seventh sentence "Deacon, Xing" Charles and his party went to that special village in the name of opening up the Queen's Summer Resort, which was to exploit the legal loophole of "bear abuse" and "dog abuse" behind it. However, Henry Qing, a country aristocrat who came to meet him, flatly rejected the queen's order to buy this place on the grounds of ghosts ... The eighth sentence, "Deacon, training", Lord Henry was killed. The body left traces of being bitten by a giant animal. The frightened villagers believe that the legendary magic dog is at work. In the search, I found that Angela, Henry's maid, could not return because of the backlog of herbs. She was heading for the swamp ... The ninth sentence "Deacon, Illusion" Carl Porter invented photography technology in England. It is said that if you take a picture of a person with the camera that Carl Porter used last time, your favorite person will appear. Charlie, who got this camera, ordered Barudo, Fini and Merlin to take pictures of Sebastian when he wasn't looking ... 10 Sentence "Deacon, on the ice" Charles and Sebastian visited the ice market opened by the Thames during the freezing period. I met Abalone by chance, and I heard that I was tracking very valuable blue diamonds, so I decided to look for them together. On the other hand, looking for Elizabeth also came to the market to find a gift for Charles ... The day before Charles' birthday, Elizabeth planned to give him the blue diamond ring found in the replica of Noah's Ark as a gift. However, Sebastian has repaired the ring and put it on Charles' finger again. Depressed Elizabeth set foot on her way home, and suddenly she heard a faint music melody. At the same time, she found that the ring began to flash, and she walked in the direction of music ... The moonlight of Deacon-0/2 entered the studio of the tower, and Elizabeth, who became a puppet, sat in a chair. At this time, Charles, Sebastian and others together repelled the attacking girl puppet and pursued Elizabeth. Charles once again showed his determination to save Elizabeth even if his body was destroyed again. At this time, Dorothy appeared in front of Charles and others, holding a puppet playing music ... 13 Deacon, Diner In a corner of London in winter, four half-naked white people hung upside down on a rope in the window of a coffee shop. Their bodies are covered with tongue paintings and criminal statements that insult the royal family. The victims are all overseas Chinese returning from India, and the same incident has happened 20 times. Charles asked Sebastian to start an investigation. In the dark alley where Indian stowaways gather, Sebastian and Charles are suddenly entangled in a group of Indians. At this time, the Indians came in with their entourage ... 14 words "deacon, strength" and so on. After Prince SOMA fell asleep, Aguni sneaked out of the mansion. In order to find out where he was going, Sebastian and others followed quietly. Aguni entered the home of Indian importer Harold Sijeb. In fact, West manipulated anis to cause the hanging rope incident, in order to gain royal privileges. In fact, he is the mastermind. Anis told West that SOMA was desperately looking for Mina when he heard that SOMA rushed into West and Aguni's room. At the same time, Sebastian began to take action ... 15 "Deacon, Competition" With the participation of Queen Victoria, the Curry showdown in the name of the royal family finally began. Participants started cooking one after another, and Aguni also started cooking handsomely. Sebastian also started cooking with a gesture of not falling behind at all. However, what Sebastian began to put into the pot turned out to be chocolate produced by Fadom. What will happen to the ending! ? No. 16 Deacon, Lonely City A ghost appeared in the castle held by the Fadom Haine family. Charles, who asked to stop the renovation of the hotel, went to check with Sebastian. There, I saw the souls of Edward V of England and Prince Richard, who should have been assassinated 400 years ago. 17 "Deacon, Feng Na" got the news from the current Queen Deacon, Ashow, that an abandoned monastery on the outskirts of Preston has become a lair for pagans. Hearing that paganism overthrew the government, Sebastian and Charles immediately went to the monastery. Sebastian and others sneaked into a religious group called Demzitaipuke, where they saw something engraved with the account of good and evil before their death! ? 18 sentence "Deacon, March forward" Charles and Sebastian sneaked into the monastery and became a holy place for religious groups. However, they were immediately discovered by believers, who only brought Charles to the leader. There, because the leader has the mysterious power to change the past, the memory of Charles' parents when they were killed was awakened ...No. 19 Deacon was imprisoned, and the body was found on the Thames. The victim "john shanley" is a figure who works in the dark side of society for the Queen of England, and seems to have been killed. Charles was ordered by the Queen to pick up his belongings and documents and deal with the matter in secret. Char, who is in charge of this matter, immediately began to investigate. While looking for the place where the body was found, he met green gang's eldest brother Liu ... The twentieth sentence "The deacon escaped". On the way to chasing the documents left by john shanley, Charles fell into someone's trap. Someone found the policeman who was investigating Mrs. Brown, a popular drug in London, and reported Char. Sebastian and Charles were imprisoned in the Tower of London. Despite this, Charles, who is in isolation, intends to continue the investigation alone. At this time, Abbey Rhine appeared ... Deacons hired Charlie's servants Merry, Fini and Barudo, who were always worried about their master. The three men began to find ways to summon up the courage to inquire about him and ask Elizabeth, who is about to visit Van Dom Hayway's mansion, for advice. As a result of the decision, I lit up the atmosphere of the building with my own smile ... sentence 22 "Deacon, except" In order to meet the Queen at the Paris World Expo, Charles and Sebastian came to Paris. When running around the Expo venue, the specimen suddenly changed, which damaged the lighting equipment of the venue and led to chaos in the venue. Accepting Sebaschin's suggestion, Charles took refuge outside the meeting, but he didn't expect to meet Angela halfway. Charles escaped into the Eiffel Tower, where what was waiting for him ... After the incredible event at the 23rd Deacon, Shang Yan Expo, although he merged with Sebastian, Sebastian's figure disappeared from Charles because of Charles' change. Charles was alone and somehow sneaked into the cargo hold of an ordinary small ship bound for London. Then, from the entrance of the funeral home that appeared there, I learned that one event after another had happened in London. Listening to people's wailing in the wind, Charles looked in the direction of London in panic and saw that London was dyed red by the flames all over the sky. Charles was stunned by what happened suddenly, and then he learned something as ominous as a prophecy from the mouth of the funeral home. The 24th sentence "Deacon, the wind is surging" lit a fire in London for some ulterior purpose, which caused a lot of sacrifices but still didn't go out, turning the once beautiful street into a hellish hell. At the same time, Charles and Sebas will meet again. I always feel that the shady scene of the incident is the Tower Bridge in London, which is still under construction. Charles immediately took Sebas to the Tower Bridge in London. On the Tower Bridge where you can see London at a glance, the two finally confronted the prisoner. Then, Charlie gave orders to Sebas.