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Hello, everyone: who knows that children are fools when they are young, but they are smart when they grow up? Be real, what happened around you.
Stupid people also have a legend in life, Ma De.
When he was a child, he was famous for his stupidity.
When I was promoted to the third grade of primary school, my teacher was afraid that he could not keep up, so I asked his father for advice. His father said without thinking, it's okay. Go up. The child can keep up.
The teacher sighed helplessly and said, so be it. In fact, at that time, he often couldn't work out the arithmetic problems within 10, so he forgot all the words after teaching.
But he likes books. The neighbor's child has a cartoon called Hero Autobots, and he likes it very much. In order to get it, he quietly stole the egg from home, sold it to the supply and marketing cooperative and bought a picture book. In fact, this book is in tatters, and the back has been torn into a head, but he still carefully wrapped a book cover and carefully hid it between the beams of the cowshed after reading it. The cow found it and ate it.
To this end, he cried all night.
In the fourth grade, he went with the village motorcade to the supply and marketing cooperative in the town 15 miles away to buy books. He took a fancy to a picture book with a man walking in Amb Lee with a silver gun on the cover. There are three cursive titles on the right. He said to the clerk, "Uncle, I want to buy this Jamlom." . The salesman was stunned at first, then laughed and asked, little guy, did you go to school? He nodded and said, in fourth grade. The salesman kept laughing with a picture book and said, Son, this is not the biography of Jamlom, this is the Water Margin.
He bought back the Fengxue Mountain Temple about Lin in Water Margin and a joke for the whole village. At that time, the TV series Legend of the Condor Heroes was being broadcasted. The seven eccentrics from the south of the Yangtze River went to Mongolia and found little Guo Jing. They want to teach Guo Jing martial arts, but they can't teach him anyway. Therefore, people make fun of Guo Jing. When I went to school again, my classmates stopped calling him by his name and called him "Silly Guo Jing" and "Silly Guo Jing".
When he was young, he was ashamed and gradually refused to go to school. His father sharply reprimanded him: there is nothing shameful about mispronouncing a few words, but it is really shameful to dare not go to school for such a trivial matter!
When he graduated from junior high school, he was a mess in other subjects except reading books on history.
Many of his peers have dropped out of school to go out to work, and his heart is budding and he wants to go out to earn money. There happens to be a milk factory recruiting people, and the work is simple, feeding cows, milking cows and cleaning the cowshed. One of his relatives came to the door with this kindness and talked for a long time. Finally, his father said that the child would succeed in school. Relatives left angrily.
People laughed at his father.
He failed in the college entrance examination. He was a little devastated and felt sorry for his father. Father said, nothing, try again. After reviewing for two years, except for almost full marks in history, it is still a mess.
Yes, he read a lot of history books, not just textbooks, but everything related to history. He read wildly after buying it. Many people say that the child is useless.
In that era when the college entrance examination was extremely difficult, he had to pack his bags and go to school for more than ten years. Besides a pair of glasses, he brought back countless history books. My father is old, but I don't blame him. My father said, you can watch whatever you like. More knowledge will not harm people, but will only help people.
One day, he watched an archaeological TV program. He was suspicious of some historical dates and opinions mentioned in it, so he wrote a letter to the TV station and talked about some of his views and opinions in detail. He didn't know where the letter would fall and who would see it, but he sent it seriously.
After a long time, he received a letter from the Institute of Archaeology. The letter praised his views and invited him to visit the archaeological institute at his convenience. Father said, you go, maybe what you have learned can be used in that place.
My father sold some sheep to raise money for the archaeological research institute. However, it was this unusual trip that made him. Impressed by his profound historical knowledge and unique insights, the leaders of the Archaeological Institute decided to hire him to work in the Archaeological Institute.
Many years later, he became a senior researcher at the Institute of Archaeology. Many of his views and opinions have become authoritative judgments in academic circles, and he has also become a famous scholar in the field of history.
Some people say that his success stems from luck. Others say that his success stems from his profound historical background. For such a statement, he always smiled indifferently and noncommittally. Father has been buried, and he knows that everything today is given by his father.
Yes, if his life is a legend, it is also a life legend created by a father with his own persistence and belief.
Lao Bei is excerpted from Thinking and Wisdom, No.7, 2009 (1)
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