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Let me know if you can't go out to play with the baby.

You can't take your baby out to play as follows:

1. I wanted to go out to play, but when I saw so many children fighting, I gave up the idea decisively. My child seems to have no talent for playing.

2. If you plan to take your children out to play during the holiday, you should start to do the raiders six months in advance.

3, travel must take pictures, or you will never know what you missed.

Every time I fly, the adults next to me are playing with their mobile phones, and my son is obsessed with looking out of the window. I think this is the gap between me and them.

Taking children out to play and staying in a five-star hotel may not be the best choice. Parks, grasslands or places with sand may be more suitable for them.

6. When you take your children to order in the restaurant, please pay attention to whether there is a children's table around, which may be the extravagant hope of some children.

7. In amusement parks and other places of entertainment, parents should ensure that at least one person looks after their children in case they are injured.

8. If you plan to let your children play at home alone all day, please make sure that they have finished all their school homework and prepare some simple games or activities for them to pass the time.

9. For parents who like outdoor activities, try to find outdoor activities suitable for their children, such as skating, hiking or fishing. This will allow children to get in touch with nature and exercise at the same time.

10. When you and your children walk in public places, please always pay attention to whether they need your help and make sure that they are always in your sight.