Please tell Black Butler some heart-wrenching jokes. It must be heart-wrenching. The most important thing is to have more. Remember: it’s urgently needed!

2. The Weapon of Character

Gezi was immersed in the expression of self-satisfaction: "I know, William still cares about me. Look, what a light and convenient weapon with character, it It fully exudes my shy femininity. Sebastian-chan will definitely feel excited when he sees it. Ah, Sebastian-chan, I just can’t control myself when I think of you. I really want to rush to your bed right now..."< /p>

Merlin: "Ah, Mr. Greer..." He glanced at Grid's hand---"Lend me your nail clippers. My nails are so long that I can't wash clothes."

< p>3. How about being together

Sebastian: "Bojiang, I really love her, she is so beautiful, please let us be together, Bojiang"

A certain Xia was indifferent: "Say it again!!!"

Sai: "Let me be with her, okay?"

Xia: "I will never allow it. Sebas-chan, you cat idiot!"

IV. Inappropriate ring

Xaisai knelt down on one knee: "Bo-chan, let me put the ring on for you. "

The blue-haired boy said: "This ring is so small, how can you wear it? What are you doing, Sebas-chan!"

Smiled softly: "Yes, it is too small to wear on the thumb." I think the ring finger is just right."

5. Lock

Graer looked at Saisai with a look of infatuation and resentment

Why? I just found the key to your heart, you...

Why did you change the lock

6. Long hair reaching waist (1)

Sebas: "Bo-chan, wait until my hair reaches my waist..."

A certain summer: "Hey, hey..."

Sai Bass: "Forget it"

Xia Xia: "Just admit your mistake."

Sebas: "It's better for you to stay. You are shorter and can stay faster."

Ciel: "............

7. Long hair reaching waist (2)

Burial : "When the count's hair grows to his waist"

Ciel: "How?" "

Bury: "Hehehehe...hehehe...hehehehe...the earl with long hair reaching his waist...is laughing so hard...hehe Hee hee hee hee..."

Ciel: "..."

8. Long hair reaching waist (3)

Gezi: "Wei Jiang, when your hair reaches your waist, you will marry me"

William: "I won't marry you"

Gezi: "Ah, disgusting You"

William: "Because you are mine"

9. Long hair reaching waist (4)

Viscount: "Oh, I am going to The little bird of longing, wait until your hair grows--"

哐--

Sebas: "I'm sorry, Master, I frightened you"

Xia Xia: "Cut, so slowly"

10. Long hair reaching waist (5)

Soma: "Agni, wait until my hair reaches waist- --"

Agni: "As you command"

Why don't you be so anxious, Agni...

Eleven. Master, it's time to get up. 了

384: “Master, it’s time to get up. "

"..."

384: "Master, this morning there will be Mrs. xxx's dance class and Mr. xxx's emperor study. "

Ciel: "Sebas, I..."

384: "The young master doesn't mean to say that you can't get up, does he? ”

Ciel: “You have a weak soul!” Who do you think caused this! ”

Twelve. Confession

Fuck Girl: “Char, I really like you, please accept my flowers!” "

Fini pulled her aside and whispered: "You must not know the curse spread here."

A certain woman: "Nani?"

"If you dare to send flowers to Ciel, Sebas-chan will dare to send you to death."

Buying: "Hehe,,,, Xiaosheng's place,,,, business has been booming recently. . . Hiding your face,,,,,,,,,, hee hee hee"

13. Naihe Bridge

Under Naihe Bridge, in front of Meng Po Tang.

Meng Po: "Young man, drink this bowl of soup, forget your past life, and go to the next life. Is there anything else you want to say before you drink it?

" Charles looked at Dark Tang remained silent.

"Who, please add some honey and some coconut." Sebastian said lightly, "The young master will definitely not like to drink such a bitter soup."

Fourteen .Who is left?

Sebas asked Charles: "There are two people in this world, one tells me to love you, and the other tells me not to love you. One day, if I don't love you and die, who will be left?"

Ciel blushed and said softly: "I love you."

Sebas asked again: "If I love you and die, who will be left?" < /p>

Ciel turned his head and replied: "I don't love you."

Sebas held up Ciel's face and said: "But I still love you."

< p>15. Playing cards unconventionally

Ciel was playing with the ring on his hand: "Sebas-chan, if I say I love you, how will you answer?"

Sebas-chan: "You won't get the answer you want."

Ciel smiled self-deprecatingly: "I love you"

Sebas Standard Smiling: "I love you too"

Char, stunned: "You...you..."

Sixteen. I'm getting married

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Grid: "William, I'm getting married"

William was silent.

Gezi: "You will come"

William: "Where will the wedding be held?"

Holland

William: " There are not enough manpower in the first place, and the work is already so busy. Why travel so far after getting married?

Gezi: "If you were a woman, would I have to go to such trouble?" "

Seventeen. Poisoned Cake

William~" Greer happily came to William who was drinking afternoon tea

"This is what I do for you Try the cake you made."

"Cake?" William pushed up his glasses, "I think it will poison people."

"Nothing, not at all. Appreciative, Greer lowered his head in disappointment, "Forget it, just return the cake to me, I'll take it to Sebastian."

Greer raised his head and found that the cake plate was already empty.

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"Well, the God of Death can't die anyway." William pushed up his glasses again.

18. What are you to me?

Ciel: Sebastian, what am I to you?

Sebas: You are my Yulemei, so I can hold you in my hands.

Torrance: Claude, what am I to you?

Claude: You are my Yulemei.

Torrance: So you can hold me in your hands?

Claude: No, because I can throw it away after drinking it.

Your hair is rotten, right?

Nineteen. Wedding

Finally it was time for Charles and Elizabeth to fulfill their engagement

But Elizabeth asked Charles to wear a wedding dress Waiting in the church

Charles gritted his teeth and agreed, after all, Elizabeth liked him so much

After a while, Elizabeth walked in wearing godfather clothes and Sebastian wearing a suit

Ciel was shocked

A gust of wind blew by

Revealing the rotten brooch on the edge of Elizabeth's skirt

Twenty. Charles Phantomhive En's Exclusive Butler Selection... Material Source Black Butler Meeting

Chapter 1 Angel Ash (There is nothing an angel cannot do)

Then let me use this Let the angel's fingers wipe clean all the dirty corners for you

Huh? There is a filth here...

Ah! ! ! There is filth here too! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

Whoosh, whoosh, oh, oh, oh, I can’t wipe it clean! ! ! ! ! !

Why? Filth, filth, filth, filth, filth, filth...

Liu: Oh, I don’t think there is any filth here

Doroy Viscount Te: Hey, don’t touch me with dirty hands

·········

Are you bullying others? The filth here is the filth of modern society! ! !

Sebastian-chan: Well said, but failed

Twenty-one. Ciel Phantomhive's Exclusive Butler Selection...Source of Material: Black Butler Meeting

Chapter 2·Aba Lain

Well, Master Charles, the weather is nice today, let’s go for a walk

Eh? Want to study now? What to say? You are still a child

You should be free to stretch your wings and fly out of the cage of the room

Look at the bright sunshine

Charjun

Isn’t that where your dream is?

Come and look up

What a sunny sky it is

Sebas: Stop

Rhine: Why? Isn’t it bad?

Sebas: No, the performance is wonderful, but why does it make people so angry? It’s not up to par!

Twenty-two. Ciel Phantomhive's Exclusive Butler Selection... Source of Material: Black Butler Meeting

Chapter 3.

William T` Spears

William: When will this farce end? I still have to rush back to deal with the settlement of accounts

Sebas: Since we are here, then, Let's get started

William: Okay, it's better to end it early

Master, you arrived at the restaurant 0.0005 seconds late, I will record it in the butler's record book

Master, let’s start eating. You need to chew a mouthful of rice 50 times. If you chew less, I will record it in the butler’s record book.

If you record more than 5 times, you will be spanked...< /p>

Sebas: Mr. William, I'm sorry, you are not qualified

William: Just what I want. I am not interested in a job as lowly and despicable as the butler of the Phantomhive family. , forgive me, I have already piled up enough work, and I have to come here to see the face of a devil like you, really

Twenty-two. Ciel Phantomhive's Exclusive Butler Selection·· ·Material source Black Butler Meeting

Chapter 3·Puppet Man

If it were me, I would prepare shoes for the master, first the left shoes, then the right shoes , the shape of the shoes on the left is a little different from the shoes on the right, be sure to look carefully...

384: So, can I ask a question?

Puppet: Excuse me...

384: Six guests came today, two left, and three more came this afternoon. How many sets of tableware should be prepared?

Puppet: Guests, 6,,,2,,,3,,,,shoes,stars,,many,,li,apples,,ahhhhhhhhhhh

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Grel: Nani, you ran away, how rude

Twenty-four. Ciel Phantomhive's Exclusive Butler Selection... Source of material black Deacon Meeting

Chapter 5·Grid

Grel: Kid, I want to split you in half, and you actually stole a man from me...

Sebastian: Mr. Greer, please don’t say such disgusting things

Graer: Ah, Sebastian, you are so protective of this kid, I’m even jealous

Sebas: In short, you were eliminated

Twenty-five. Ciel Phantomhive's Exclusive Butler Selection...Source of Material: Black Butler Meeting

< p>Chapter 6·Funeral House

Funeral: Master, Xiaosheng brought you clean water,,,,,ah! There are so many weeds... Pull them out, pull them out, and sure enough, the master's nutrition is good, they are so lush... hyhyhyh````

Sebas: Wait a minute, coffin shop Boss, are you...sweeping the grave?

Fu Fang: Oh haha... Because Xiaosheng thinks it is easier to take care of himself if he is motionless

Sebas: That's enough! ! ! !

Twenty-six. Ciel Phantomhive's Exclusive Butler Selection···Material Source Black Butler Meeting

Chapter 7·Soma

Soma: Then let me take care of Ciel

Sebas-chan: So what will Soma-sama do?

Soma: Just like Agni Just do the same as usual. Then, Charles, let's go out. Your shoes and socks have been warmed by my chest. Please put them on!

Sebas: Black line! ! ! Why, does Agni usually do this?

Soma: Wait, there is a puddle of water in front of Master Charles. Let me cover it with my body, and Charles will step over my body!

Agni: Lord Soma, how can you do this? Let me do it,,,

Sebas: Unqualified, the young master has no such bad taste

Twenty-seven. Ciel Phantomhive's Exclusive Butler Selection·· ·Source of material: Black Butler Meeting

Chapter 8·Agni

Agni: Master Charles, today...I have prepared...Italian...Steak for you ,,,,,,,, that,,,,, please use it

Agni: Master Charles is my most...ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Ah, no, no, sure enough, I just can’t do it if it’s not Lord Soma. If I am asked to be the deacon of someone other than Lord Soma, it just won’t work. If that were the case, I would rather burn in the blazing fire of the God of the Sun. Until the ashes...

Soma: Agni

Agni: Lord Soma

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Soma: Agni, you love me so deeply, Agni

Agni: Lord Soma, you are the sun in my heart

Sebastian:········

Twenty-eight. Ciel Phantomhive’s Exclusive Butler Selection···Material Source Black Butler Meeting

Chapter 9·Viscount Doroit

Viscount: If it were me, I would collect dewdrops from under the white and soft rose petals in the early morning and put them in a pure white bowl. Then I was careful not to let a drop of it scatter, so I woke up my sleepy robin and gently held up her slender and delicate feet...

Sebas: Hey, that's enough. It’s really disgusting

Viscount: Oh, the silk-like touch of the skin touches my sensitive heart deeply. I will be obsessed with it and tremble with it. What a lovely and colorful sole. I really can’t help but want to lick it, ah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, my lovely robin,,,, hum...

哐

Viscount: Ah-の

Twenty-nine·Abuse

Ciel smiled bitterly in his heart, he was still the only one who could be saved.

Sebas pushed him to the ground angrily, his eyes red.

“You do this because you don’t want to live anymore, or you don’t want me to live anymore”