Spell jokes

Don't you know who cooked my evil wind dish?

What do you mean?

Wei Ying and Wei Wuxian cooked this evil dish.

What he did was not perfect, so I can't question it?

I didn't say you couldn't question him, nor did I say he did it perfectly. Why are you so bloody?

This thing made by Wei Wuxian just doesn't work.

He's been following me for years. He's obviously fine.

Why do you trust him so much? He is your father.

2. Why is your uncle not your father? Who is your uncle?

His uncle is me. Do you have any last words?

I really didn't read the almanac when I went out today.

4. Including Ichinomiya Hikaru, it is worthy of the name, everything will go wrong. Why do you come to this deep forest when you have time? I don't know if Master Lan is here to take credit from the younger generation or to find someone. Son Laner has been to many places.

Jiang, what do you mean?

What do you mean? I think master Lan Er knows best.

5, self-righteous, but after all, people are not vegetation.

6. Am I just giving him a friendly hint?

7. You know, Xian never plays around in business.

8. The son of heaven laughed at me and gave you an altar. Can you ignore me?

9. It's a pity that the female practitioners of these big families don't admire this famous son Laner.

It's a pity

Unfortunately, they don't know that the object they admire is a heartless, unreasonable, rigid and pedantic person.

10, this little square is so bitter.

1 1. How intense the scene was last night. I climbed over the wall in the dark and windy night with a bottle of Tian Zi smile in my hand. ...

Viagra, you are really arrogant.

12, whoever has a hard mouth is a dead duck.

13, some things are immeasurable, so why not use them? Seville is the best policy, sparseness is the best policy. This kind of suppression is a plug, not the best policy. Reiki is also qi, and resentment is also qi. Reiki can be stored in Danfu, and so can this resentment.

14, what a scandal?

15, don't look at me like that. I told you to forget that you didn't promise, so I called your name. If you are unhappy, you can call back. Don't talk and ignore people. Why do you hate me so much, blue two childe, blue two childe do me a favor and come to see me.

Copy it again.

no

I told you I'm sorry.

16, boring? I knew you'd say boring. Can you change this word or add two words?

Extremely boring

Sure enough, two words were added. Thank you.

Neeta Wei

I'm here, I'm here, I'm here

Be polite, Lan Zhan. I also brought a sword today. Do you want to put it in your library? Don't tell me you haven't seen it. I don't believe it.

Let's go out and start over.

Don't fight, don't fight, don't fight. How can I tell, through all these clouds? .

roll

Ok, you Lan Zhan, you told me to get out. Everyone says that you are a handsome man, Ze Shi Ming Zhu, and the most polite, but I think so today.

Roll, roll, roll. I know how to get out.

17 I think you seem to want the two sons of the Chiang family to agree?

18, unknown panorama will not be commented.

19. Don't drink when hunting at night.

I didn't know there was such a rule.

20. Lan Zhan looked at me.

2 1, I don't touch others

22. Lan Zhan eats loquat

23. It is very important to wipe your forehead, which is not something that parents, wives and children can touch?

I need to eat more meat for this injury. It would be better if I ate stewed mutton with angelica.

25. You smiled

26. May Wei Wuxian help the weak in his life.

27. What do you mean, don't mention it again?

Does this matter concern you?

Is it difficult to understand by mentioning four more words?

28, kneeling for so long, are you all right? How's the knee? Let me see.

We will definitely marry a talented fairy in the future.

I don't want it. I just want to stay in Lianhua Wu with my sister.

29. Wei Ying really should be disciplined. Originally, he didn't come, and at least none of these aristocratic men have a bright future. But since Wei Ying came, these young people who are vicious and have no thieves have been encouraged and stirred up by him, and they have been drinking at night.

Babies always do this.

30. Blue forgets that the machine hates you so much. Why do you always provoke others?

I haven't said goodbye to my classmates for half a year.

We envy the most pleasing.

So many aristocratic men, why only say goodbye to Lan Zhan?

I can't appreciate him. You can't beat me. I am eager to fail. Diamond cut diamond is very difficult.

You want face, not face.

3 1, how could you? We said together that it was necessary. How could you run away without me? Are you afraid I'll steal your thunder? I didn't expect your LAN children to be so stingy.

dull

You make it clear to me, who bothers?

32. Lan Zhan, wait for me. This is my own magic, which can make people unable to stay away from you How fun? What should I name it? I don't think it's good to wear a robe or undress, otherwise it's boring.

33, this blue two childe is really peerless, what a charming childe!

It's really ... Pima Dai Xiao.

I admit it, but if you plead guilty, it depends on your ability to arrest me.

35. You are a son of a noble family. Aren't you afraid of spreading a bad reputation when a big man acts in collusion with me?

I'm sorry, a hundred schools of thought contend. I'm second in terms of thick skin, and absolutely no one dares to compete for the first place.

You are an interesting person.

36. You Ge and I didn't join the family, so we don't pay much attention to blood inheritance, value like-mindedness, and don't want to be attached to any immortal family.

Lan Zhan and I are also like-minded, so we decided to go night hunting together.

Wei Ying, I'm leaving.

38. Son Laner wants to be with him. My Wen family's dungeon is very big.

Mr. Wen, the dungeon is warm in winter and cool in summer. I welcome it.

39. Otherwise, I will carry you behind my back.

dull

40. I am most afraid of being thanked by others, especially your serious thanks.

4 1, I think your quantity is good.

you ...

I what me?

Don't care about these at this critical moment.

42. Since you know the pain, don't be rash next time. You'll never get rid of this thing. You know, he will never forget you.

Why are you so angry?

If you don't mean that, don't mess with others.

I'm not flirting with you unless.

Unless what?

Unless you like cotton.

It's a good thing you didn't come in. Even if you don't vomit, you will be dizzy.

44. I didn't expect to see such a scene as Master Laner in my lifetime.

45. Some words can't be said even if you are angry.

46. After the big deal, practice the left-handed sword.

Don't worry, I won't tell you in front of Uncle Jiang, because I suddenly want to go out and climb trees at night.

If you see a dog in the future, I will help you drive it away.

48. Joke, why do you ask others to pay the price when you know perfectly well?

49. Laner, oh no, it should be Ichinomiya Hikaru.

50. Are you the one chasing the students along the road?

So what if it is?

Then you changed the seal script of Yiling.

How did you kill them? Why abandon kendo and find another way? Answer.

What happens if I don't answer? Lan Zhan, we meet again after such a long separation. It's not good for you to be so picky. Qishan Xuanwu has been gone for several months. You shouldn't be so rude even if you don't care about the friendship between comrades.

answer

I'll tell you if you don't believe it. I'm not sure for a while.

Then come with me to Suzhou and make it clear slowly.

Gusu, you mean I won't go to that place with more than 3 thousand rules. I prefer cloud dreams.

Don't pretend to be joking, practicing heresy will eventually pay the price, without exception throughout the ages. This way damages the body and mind.

Evil ways? I want to absorb other people's spiritual knowledge, how can it be regarded as heresy? I use spells and learn melodies. Is this heresy? Even if it is an evil way, I know best how painful it is. As for my mind, I know it myself.

You can't control it.

After all, what's my mind like, how do others know, and what's the significance to others?

Wuxianwei

Lan forgot the plane. You must give me a hard time at this time, right? Who do you think you are? Who do you think you are? Do you really think I won't resist?

5 1. Used to be a child. Who can be a child all his life?

52. How can we stabilize a person's mentality? It's what's on your mind.

53. Use bamboo flute to control everything

If you place an order by your head, you will accidentally drop it, and the consequences will be unimaginable.

I understand your concern, but I, Wei Ying, promise you that I will never fall into the magic path one day, believe it or not?

54. Blue Second Childe Blue Second Childe, today is always Blue Second Childe. He is so boring. How can he talk so much?

You are not serious.

Lan Zhan, it's you. How's it going? Do you want to play a song "Wash China"?

I am studying a new music score.

You haven't given up yet. You are really stubborn.

I want to have a try. Maybe I'm the prodigy.

57, blue forget the machine, blue forget the machine, who am I, can you leave my business alone?

Who do you take me for?

I used to regard you as my lifelong confidant.

It still is.

58. Because I, Wei Wuxian, can ride the dust without a sword and leave you all behind.

59. I want to take a person back to how can I tell the difference between crossing these clouds? Take it back and hide it.

I'm afraid he won't.

60. Are you going to turn the sky upside down?

Are you comparing yourself to heaven? With all due respect, it's a bit thick-skinned. Shi Wen of Qishan is gone, so it should be taken for granted to take his place. I'll give you everything, and everyone will listen to you. Look at the style of Lanling Jinshi now. I almost thought it was Wang Wen Shi Sheng.

6 1, where are you going?

I don't know, but there is always room for us.

If you think about it, this trip will be truly deviant and there is no turning back.

Weird? Judge which way from which book. Lan Zhan, do you still remember the promise we made together, promising to help the weak all my life? Now you tell me which is stronger, which is black and which is white. Is this the promise you and I will defend to the death? I only hate that when I was hunting, I didn't insist on stopping Kim from using saints as bait. If there must be a war between them and me, I'd rather fight with you to death, or at least die with Ichinomiya Hikaru at your hands, so that I won't be wronged.

62.what are you doing? Men and women don't kiss each other. I'm suddenly afraid of you.

63. Lan Zhan, you really don't know how to be poor. You didn't come to see me, did you?

64. You succeeded.

At least what I said, I must do it.

You know what I mean.

Lan Zhan, you are really good. I bypassed it and you pulled it back.

66. How can I give him water to drink?

67. Don't want to abandon orbital surgery without repairing it, and hand over Yin He? What about the people on this mountain?

Has it always been like this?

In fact, I've always wanted to ask, if I can't do this, what can I do? Is there a way to protect the person I want to protect, even if I don't need to repair the trajectory or the evil charm? Lan Zhan, thank you for accompanying me today, and thank you for telling me that my senior is getting married.

68. Right and wrong are in oneself, reputation is in people, regardless of gains and losses.

69, because in this world, everyone has their own things to do, everyone has their own way to go.

70. Despite the hustle and bustle of sunshine, I am determined to take a wooden bridge and go into darkness.

7 1, I'm a little flattered that you suddenly talked to me like this.

72. Can you be a little passionate and make our radish look better?

73. I'm getting married soon. Come and show you.

74. It sounds like the blue of the blue house. Why should the descendants of Yunmeng Jiangs and Lanling Jinshi be called Rulan?

Is there anything wrong with the blue house? Lan is a gentleman among flowers.

75. Respect the ancestors of Yiling

Shut up

76, even if you don't provoke right and wrong, right and wrong will provoke you, to save a person is often helpless, but there are more than one thousand ways to kill a person.

77. Think it over. If you go back this time, we people, people you know well, may not see each other for a long time.

But I also want to meet familiar people when I go back.

78. We deserve these days.

79. You said you admired me, so why didn't I see you when you admired me? When everyone shouted, you jumped out and waved the flag. Your praise is too cheap. You have called me an evil devil. You can't expect me to be generous and not care about him.

80. When you came, we knew that one day we would kill each other like this.

8 1, Wei Ying, come back.

82. Can such a random person's spiritual knowledge be Nie Huaisang?

83. I always thought that Jiang Cheng would always stand on my side, but Lan forgot to stand opposite us. Now, everything is completely upside down.

84. You never remember this.

I really don't know anything.

You don't know, so I'll tell you, will you suddenly know when I speak?

Remember, this matter has nothing to do with you. It is my own choice to practice track skills. You got it?

87. Do you believe me?

You include Ichinomiya Hikaru, who never disdains telling lies. If you say no, then you must not.

88. The finishing touch will be called: frown and smile, don't ask good and evil, and the finishing touch will call the future.

So I'm really curious. How on earth did you recognize me?

I'm curious too. Why is your memory so poor?

90. The ancestors of Yiling are worthy of being the ancestors of Yiling. /kloc-Returning to this world after 0/6 years, he played us around, not only in Ling Jin, but also in Ichinomiya Hikaru.

not bad

No, I know he's Wei Ying. It's really nice to cross a wooden bridge into the darkness.

Blue show blue show, I'll give you one last chance. If you really go out with me, your reputation will be ruined.

9 1. In the past, when everyone dared not flatter me, you were the only one who scolded me. Now, when everyone wants me dead, hates me and spits on me, you are the only one standing by my side.

92. He should trust you as a confidant. It turned out that determination was so difficult. Maybe people all over the world will always watch fire and ice.

93. I don't know why, but I'm not afraid at all.

94. I didn't expect Ichinomiya Hikaru to be so popular with these small animals, so I can't.

95. Please ask Han to protect me as a weak person.

96. At that time, you, a bodhi old zu of Yiling, were a model of the right path. You had unlimited scenery for a while, but you still had to face it in the end.

97. Lan Xichen, I have lied countless times in my life and caused countless injuries. As you said, I didn't do anything bad and didn't mean to hurt you.

You just let them go.

tut-tut

Stay after dinner, say thank you, and then say sorry?

They left because of you.

Uncle, you are really annoying.

Everybody go home.

99. You deserve Ichinomiya Hikaru.

You deserve to be Wei Ying.

100, green hills don't change into green waters, and we will meet again.

10 1. Next time we meet, you should think of the name of this song.

I've been thinking about it for a long time

Finally, I want to say: I have to stop writing The Untamed series, because I have new important dreams to finish immediately this year, and I believe they will come true. I love The Untamed deeply, and I forget eternity. Thank you for Xiao Yibo's wonderful performance. The green hills will never change, and the green waters will always flow. See you later.