I'll be happy for a while.

I will have a good time. A funny joke. In real life, we can watch more funny jokes, which can adjust our lives and make us happier. Next, I will take you to know more funny jokes about the morning meeting.

Good morning, funny joke. 1

1, don't think there is a better one behind, because the one who likes you is the best.

Although I can't be the descendant of the rich, I must be the ancestor of the rich.

Success will not come in the future, but will accumulate from the moment you decide to do it.

This world is neither the world of the rich nor the world of the strong, but the world of the volunteers.

5. He is a druid, he likes nature, he likes all flowers and trees ... He finally became a vegetable because of a car accident.

6. People allow a stranger to get rich, but they can't tolerate the promotion of people around them. Because there are conflicts of comparative interests between people at the same level, strangers do not have this problem.

7. If I give you a pair of wings, you should be braised …

8. Don't be afraid of enemies like tigers, but teammates like pigs!

9. I skipped classes too much. I wanted to go to class yesterday. Seeing the professor, the professor was surprised and said, I haven't seen you for so long, and I have grown so big.

10, Xiaoxi, never feel inferior to your shallowness, always believe that as long as you move forward, you will eventually find the sea. Grass, even if it can't give a wisp of fragrance to spring, will give the earth a new green.

Have a nice morning meeting 2 1. On the train, a white woman and a black woman are nursing their baby. "Mom, mom," said the white baby, "I want chocolate milk, too."

2. When I was shopping with my son, I met an acquaintance selling cherries. An acquaintance asked the child to grab a handful of cherries. The child hesitated and didn't start. "Don't you like cherries?" Asked the old acquaintance. "Love to eat." So the old acquaintance grabbed a handful of cherries and stuffed them into the child's pocket. On the way home, the mother asked her son, "Why didn't you take the cherries when your uncle asked you to?" "Because his hands are bigger than mine."

My friend's son called his female classmate one night in senior two. Unfortunately, he was received by his mother. The mother whose daughter's grades are declining, when she heard that it was a boy, she was very alert and asked unhappily, "What's your last name?" The boy said, "My surname is Wei." The tone of the other party is very impolite: "Defend what?" The boy was even more nervous and stammered, "I don't know why, but my father's surname is Wei ..."

It is said that there is a friend whose husband's surname is Zhou and her surname is Xia. The couple discussed the name of the future baby, and the wife first thought of a name called "Monday". My husband heard that this name is good and continuous. He can have seven children at a time, from Monday to Monday. At this time, his wife asked, "What if he gave birth to the eighth?" Husband said: The eighth one is called "Summer Monday" (next Monday).

5. I ate chicken wings in the store yesterday and looked at the stock with my mobile phone. A beggar came in begging. I gave him a chicken wing and continued to watch the stock market. The beggar chewed chicken wings and watched. He said: "Long-term moving average gold, the bottom of KDJ value is repeatedly passivated, the bottom of MACD deviates, and the horn of energy tide expands. This stock is going up. " I was surprised and asked, "Do you know this?" The beggar said, "I don't understand how I got where I am today."

My wife said to me yesterday, "Do you know why you met me?" Me: "I don't know!" Wife: "Because I am a fairy to repay your kindness!" " "I looked at my wife and said weakly," You'd better go home. I think you're here for revenge! " "

7. A friend did WeChat business for more than a month and then resigned, earning 380,000 yuan. Now he is at home. I asked him, "How do you make money?" He said: "It was selling fake goods, and the leg was broken, and the insurance company paid for it."

8. Two children are chatting. One asked, "Why did your parents hit you last night?" The other replied, "Hum, it's all my fault." "What did you say wrong?" "They asked me if I was a grandfather or a grandfather? I said, whether it's a mule or a horse, you'll know. "

There is a moment of happiness every day, and the joke is 1. The wife cooked for her husband herself, and the husband said, "The food is tasteless."

The wife silently farted and said, "It's tasteless. You just have to eat it with fart flavor."

2. A man bragged to his friend about his wife: "My wife is very powerful! Washing clothes, cooking, shopping, taking care of children and making money can't beat her. " The other party answered him coldly: "People like your daughter-in-law are called widows in our village." At this time, the ghost came over and said, "Eat, eat."

3. Wonderful teacher, bring a deck of poker in class, and each person will be given a card to let everyone remember their own cards. Then each class will be shuffled silently, and then two cards will be thrown out, and said simply, "Please take out clubs 3 and diamonds K to do this problem."

My nephew went downstairs to play. My younger brother was playing a game when a strange kid knocked at the door and said to his younger brother, "Uncle, your son is going to hit his father …" When my younger brother heard this, he secretly scolded his nephew, gave him some candy and coaxed him away … After a while, his nephew came back with his fingers bleeding and said, "Dad, what are you doing giving candy to others?" What I want is a band-aid ... "

5. On the bus, I saw a lovely shota, and I deliberately teased him and said that I wanted to drink his drink. Shota clung to the bottle and I insisted on drinking it. Sota cried with a wow. When his mother asked what was wrong, shota sobbed, "The doctor's uncle must go to the hospital to wait for the test! This uncle has to drink my urine. "

6. A company often works overtime, and then someone dies suddenly. Later, a sister came to sit in that seat, and no one told her about her sudden death. One night, after working overtime, my sister couldn't write a piece of code, so she asked her boyfriend to write it for her remotely, and then went to eat. When the product manager passed by the seat, he glanced at her computer and found that the computer was automatically writing code line by line. The next day, the product manager resigned …

Brainstorm:

Horse face: "Ye Yan, new kids, who guards the frying pan hell, is a pervert ..." Ye Yan: "Oh?" Horse face: "Every time he pushes someone into the oil pan, he forces others to hug each other." Yan: "Oh, I forgot to tell you that he used to be XXXX." What do you think the new kid used to do?