Jokes caused by classical Chinese translation

1. Do you have any jokes about errors in classical Chinese translation?

When reading "The Donkey of Guizhou", students were asked to translate the sentence "The donkey is so angry that it hoofs it." A classmate named Ye also made an interesting joke by translating it as "The donkey couldn't win the race and was very angry and complained about the hooves." In fact, in this sentence, "win" means "endure". When reading the first sound, "anger" can be understood as "getting angry", "hooves" can be understood as "kicking with feet", and "zhi" represents "Tiger", the correct translation is "The donkey couldn't help but get angry and kicked the tiger with its feet"

If some ancient and modern meanings in classical Chinese translation are misunderstood, it will make a joke, such as Tao Yuanming's "Return" In "Xi Ci", "If you understand the past, you can't admonish it; if you know what's coming, you can pursue it." Some students will incorrectly translate it as: "I won't send invitations to people who knew me before, but people in the future can still pursue me." ." The correct understanding should be "Realize that there is no need to save the mistakes that have been made in the past, and know that you can still work hard to do things well in the years to come to prevent regrets from happening again."

In "Zhu Zhiwu Retreats the Qin Army", "I couldn't have used you earlier. It's my fault to ask for a son now because I'm in a hurry." The correct translation is: "I couldn't have used you earlier. The matter is urgent now." It's my fault that I came to ask for you later." If it is translated as: "It's my fault that I couldn't have appointed my son earlier, and now I am in a hurry to have a son." That would be a joke.

Welcome to adopt and wish you progress in your studies 2. What are the jokes about dialects

"Wo Chun" "I'm Stupid"

< p> I smell the flowers in the dark, I have no culture

I lie on the branch with sadness, my IQ is very low,

I hear the flowers in the distance, I want to ask who I am,

p>

Easy to reach spring green. A big stupid ass.

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green, I am a donkey,

The shore seems green. I'm a stupid donkey.

Lying in Spring

Lying on the plum blossoms and smelling the flowers,

The lying branches depict the sky.

The fish smells the water lying on the stone,

The lying stone answers the spring green.

The translation is,

That can also be read as:

I am stupid

I have no culture,

I only know how to farm.

If you want to ask who I am,

I am a big stupid donkey. 3. The more translations of ancient Chinese jokes, the better

Sending plaques A man boasted about being able to pass the imperial examination and said: "I dreamed at night that someone playing drums came to give me a plaque."

His friend said: "I also dreamed that someone gave you a plaque with four words written on it: How unreasonable." A person grew up in a wealthy family and spent money to buy a fifth-rank official, but he didn't know the sufferings of the people.

One winter, he went out on inspection. I saw a beggar standing shivering in the cold wind.

He felt very strange, so he asked his attendant: "Why is this man's body always moving?" The attendant said: "It's because it's cold and his clothes are thin." The man felt even more strange and said, "Is it possible that he is shaking all the time?" Will it make you cold if you shake it? "A rich man bought a barrel of wine and put a seal on the lid. His servant drilled a hole in the bottom of the barrel and drank wine every day. The rich man found that the seal was intact, but the wine was too big. It was decreasing day by day, and he was surprised. Someone suggested that he check the bottom of the barrel to see if there were any flaws. The rich man replied: "You are really a fool. There is less wine on the top, but there is no less wine on the bottom."

A man was invited to a banquet. When the host poured wine, he only poured half a cup at a time. The man said to the host: "There is a saw at home. Please lend me a saw." The host asked. : "What's the use of borrowing it?" The guest pointed to the wine glass and said, "Since the upper part of this wine glass cannot hold wine, it should be sawed off. What's the use of keeping it?" Joint venture to make wine Two friends are planning to jointly make wine. A said to B : "You produce the rice, and I produce the water." B said, "I can produce the rice, but after it is turned into wine, how shall we divide the profit?" A said, "I will never let you suffer a loss. After producing the wine, I only want the water. , and the rest is yours.

"

Shooting a riddle in the Wu family, Zhang Youyu, made the talent curious. Every day, there were intruders. He pretended to create a riddle and stuck it on the door: "If you shoot it, you will get in." The riddle said: "The old is not old, the young is not." Small; shy or not, okay or not. "

There is no middle-of-the-road; Wang Baigu shot the cloud: "When Taigong met King Wen at eighty, he was not old; Ganluo was the prime minister at twelve, and he was not small; he closed the door and swallowed alone, not ashamed; open Let's all eat after the door is closed, okay? "Zhang laughed.

Wouldn't it be quicker if someone was ordered to deliver an urgent document? The boss specially gave him a fast horse. But he just ran behind the horse.

< p> A passerby asked him: "If it's so urgent, why don't you ride a horse?" He said: "Six feet walking together, wouldn't it be faster than four feet?" "I was willing to die. There was an emperor who loved playing the piano the most, but he was so bad at it that all the civil servants and concubines in the court could not bear the sound of his piano. The emperor searched the entire court, but could not find a close friend.

He sent a message to pull a death row prisoner from prison. The emperor promised: "As long as you tell me that I play the piano well, I will spare your life."

Unexpectedly, the emperor had just played half of the piano, and the prisoner on death row shouted: "Your Majesty, please stop playing, I am willing to die!" "Picked up the straw rope. Someone committed the crime of stealing and was put in shackles by the government. Someone asked him: "What serious crime did you commit? He sighed and said: "When a person is unlucky, he bumps into the boards when he walks."

Yesterday I happened to see a straw rope on the street. I thought it would be useful in the future, so I picked it up casually.

"The questioner asked: "The sentence is so heavy for picking up a straw rope? The prisoner continued: "I didn't know there was a cow tied to the other end of the straw rope!" Salt Bean Family When a wealthy businessman was very stingy.

He put the salted beans into the bottle and used chopsticks to pick up a few beans every time he ate. He was eating that day. Suddenly, someone told him: "Your son is eating a lot of fish and meat in the restaurant!" After hearing this, the wealthy businessman cursed: "Who am I saving so hard for?" Then he took out the salt in the bottle. He poured out a handful of beans, stuffed them all into his mouth, and while chewing, he said, "I'll be a loser too!" Like father, like son. There is a man who is arrogant and never wants to let anyone else.

One day, as he was walking on the street, no one came from the opposite direction and did not give way to him. Of course he refused to give in, so the two of them faced each other in a stalemate.

After a long time, the man's father came to him and asked him anxiously: "Why are you standing here? Your family is waiting for you to buy rice and go back to cook!" "I can't leave, this No one will give way to me!" "Then you go buy rice, and I will stand here for you to see who gives way to whom in the end!" A bald scholar met a monk. The scholar thought about the monk's ugliness and asked the monk: " Master, how do you write the word "bald" for "bald donkey"? "The monk said: "It's the word "show" for scholar, just make a slight twist." It's Passover.

A newlywed couple did not understand the complicated holiday etiquette, so the husband asked his wife to take a peek at the neighbor's blacksmith's house. The wife approached the window and saw the blacksmith beating his wife with a coal shovel! After the wife came home, her husband asked her what she had seen, but she still refused to tell.

Finally, the husband became angry and hit her with a coal shovel. She cried and said: "Since you know everything, why did you send me to do it?" Fasting mosquitoes A monk wanted to fast mosquitoes with blood.

When there were a lot of mosquitoes, the monk felt unbearable pain, so he hit them with his hands left and right. People on the sidelines asked: "You want to feed the mosquitoes, why do you hit them again?" The monk said: "They have eaten and eaten again, so you have to hit them."

The Story of a Scholar - A Scholar with a Book Boy Rush for the exam. The hat fell off on the way.

The book boy said: The hat fell to the ground. The scholar hurriedly said: Don't say landing, say touching the ground.

The book boy helped the scholar pick up the hat and fasten it firmly on the scholar's head, and then said: This time it will never reach the ground again. Stingy A landowning couple are notoriously stingy.

One day the man went to the city and wanted to go to the toilet while walking, but then he thought: Such good fertilizer cannot be made easier for others. So I kept holding it in.

Later, I couldn’t hold it in any longer, so I found a toilet and went to the bathroom. But apart from a few farts, nothing came out.

So I felt very proud. Return home and tell your wife about your experience.

Unexpectedly, my wife was furious when she heard this: You prodigal son, how can you live like this? It would be great to save these farts to blow the lamp! Crooked Poetry: Once upon a time, there was a scholar named Xipo, who often boasted of himself as Su Shi. It was a severe drought. Taishou set up an incense burner to pray for rain and ordered him to write a poem to remember this grand occasion.

The scholar wrote a poem: "The prefect prayed for rain, and all the people were grateful. Last night I opened the window and saw the moon."

The prefect was furious and sent him to Yunyang. His uncle gave it to him.

Before Bin said farewell, the scholar saw that his uncle was blind, so he gave him a poem: "I am sent to Yunyang, and seeing my uncle is like seeing my mother. The whole family burst into tears, three lines."

When he arrived at the palace, the official liked his poem, named his wife as the title, and asked him to recite the poem. The scholar said: "With the jingle of the ring, the lady came out of the back hall.

Three inches of small golden lotus, measured horizontally." The official was annoyed and made him laugh at himself.

Scholars are. 4. Do you have any jokes about ancient Chinese translation?

Everyone is equal to me, and the class is full of students. It's so elegant that no students come. "

The joke goes like this: There was a private school teacher who taught the Analects of Confucius. He mistakenly pronounced "Yu Yu Hu Wenzai" as "Everyone is equal to me". Later, a new private school teacher changed the correct reading of "Yu Yu Hu Wen Zai". When "Wen Zai" came, the students thought that the new teacher had made a mistake and did not come to school. People at the time mocked him and said: "Everyone is indifferent to me. The whole class is full of students. I am so depressed that none of the students come to school."

------------------------------------------------- -----------

One day, the wind was gentle and the sun was shining warmly. Yu and his friends gathered in the lower room. The edges were short and the wind was blowing cold, so I had He sighed and said, "Oh, my luck is bad. The dragon is trapped in the shallow water, and the wind and clouds are hidden in the young pine trees. Who is to blame for not being professional? It's God's fault!"

Yu You also sighed, "Destiny. I have a great responsibility, my bones and muscles are suffering, and the Chinese system is miserable, but this is not the case!"

His friend shook his head and hit the fou, saying, "The Chinese language is miserable, and it can be compared to the disparity that spreads across the five continents. The absurdity of your chemistry often lies in remoteness and is incomprehensible to ordinary people. Therefore, the suffering of my muscles and bones cannot be clearly understood by you three."

The other person kept silent, and the others were able to control their lives forever. There was someone who was twice as big as me, so he laughed and said, "Brother's career can be said to be hot, and his wife and children can be said to have no hunger. Is that true or false?"

Brother's beige color was still angry, and everyone was shocked when he spoke, " Your career can make a living, but my career is hopeless, so why bother?"

The other three people were silent for a long time before answering, "Invertebrate linguistics!"

----------------------------------------------- -----------------------

One night, I was strolling on the Third Teaching Platform when I saw a woman coming gracefully with long hair. , can't help but look at it with side eyes.

As I approached, the woman suddenly

stopped and looked at me. Yu secretly said, "Aren't I very handsome?" But when I saw Yi's eyes widened and the corners of her mouth twitching, I

sighed, "Am I too ugly?"

But he saw Yi's eyes getting wider and wider, and his mouth opening wider and wider. I was so afraid that I secretly thought that I was a true gentleman in ordinary times and had never offended her

, let alone never

met her? I almost wanted to turn around and run away, but suddenly I heard Yi shouting "...ah...sneeze!!!". Yi

rubbed her nose and drifted away.

I am already sweating profusely. 5. Jokes caused by dialect

The company commander’s dialect is very strong. Once, I asked the correspondent to go to the city to buy bamboo poles (for fishing). The correspondent understood that he meant buying pork liver. The correspondent was greedy. After buying pig liver, he used the remaining money to buy pig ears and ate them himself. After returning to the company, the company commander asked, "Where is the bamboo pole?" The correspondent handed the pig liver to the company commander and said, "Here it is." When the company commander saw that it was pig liver, he asked rhetorically, "Where are your ears?". The correspondent was stunned. Did he know that I secretly ate pig ears? He just said frankly, "I ate it." Because of his dishonesty, the correspondent got off work within a few days.

The Kuomintang troops chased the *** guerrillas until they reached a three-way intersection and did not know where to go. The commander asked a soldier with a strong dialect to go and conduct reconnaissance.

The soldier came back and reported, "There is a river ahead." The officer asked, "What's in the river?" He replied, "There are bandits (water) in the river." The officer asked, "How many bandits are there?" The officer replied, "The river is full of them." Officer Asked, "What else?" He replied, "There is a brigade (fish)." The commander knew that he had less than one company of men and horses, which could only be used as onions, so he ordered a quiet retreat.

A southern woman with a strong dialect went to Beijing on a business trip. She went to the store to buy shoes and a mirror. When she arrived at the store, she said, "I want an object (mirror) and a pair of children (shoes)." The waiter was a man and said, "I am not married and have no children. Do you think I can do it?" The woman knew it was a misunderstanding. She hurriedly said, "What I want is a child (shoes) and a partner (mirror). You misunderstood me." The male waiter said, "We can have children if we don't have children. One pair is too little, so two pairs doesn't matter." The female waiter said I knew that I couldn't explain it on my own, and the longer I stayed, the more embarrassed I would be, so I left. 6. About jokes caused by typos

Typos in essays

On New Year’s Day, our family went to the History Museum to visit the “Ice Toilet”...

Teacher comment: Yes Something like this? I want to go too! (Terracotta Warriors and Horses)

After getting up in the morning and sorting out the "remains", we gathered at the school and took a bus to Kenting for the graduation trip.

Teacher Comment: I don’t know which funeral home your home is from? The teacher never knew... (Appearance)

.My left eyelid kept twitching last night, and I thought it was a "bra". Sure enough, my wallet was taken away today

Teacher comment: My child, are you that old already? (bad omen)

The newspaper said that oysters contaminated with heavy metals can "cure" cancer...

Teacher comment: One word difference, and people who raise oysters will turn around! Should I start raising oysters soon? It will make a lot of money... (causing cancer)

Last night my classmates and I went to a fast food restaurant for dinner. We ordered two burgers, "chicken nuggets and one poop"...

Teacher Comment: Is it delicious? Chicken poop? (One serving of chicken nuggets)

When I was preparing to go shopping on Sunday, I accidentally got caught by "***" in my hurry. It was really unlucky.

Teacher comment: The teacher is very curious - —Whose *** is so big...? (Steel door)

After visiting the flower market, I spent money to buy "Mean Man" and planned to take it home for the New Year.

Teacher comment: Pronounce it correctly, "Glade" will make you cry...

My history teacher has long hair, short stature, bad temper, and a little "breast" "...

Teacher comment: The history teacher asked me to tell you, "Tighten your skin a little when we have history class later." (fierce)

I think I am a good scholar. A good student who is also "worried"...

Teacher comment: It's time for you to worry - you failed. (Excellent)

. On the "rough and bumpy" road of life, we must keep a firm direction...

Teacher comment: This road can follow the eight wonders of the world, the Terracotta Warriors and Horses. The Ninth Wonder 7. Translation of two ancient Chinese jokes

1. The nose and eyebrows compete for position. The nose says: "I know all the fragrance and smell first, and I have the greater credit. Don't you?" What's the credit for using something? How dare you stay on top of me?" Eyebrow said, "If the nose is on (me), how can there be such a thing in fashion?"

2. There was a man who wanted to cross the river and was sad because there was no ferry. Suddenly he saw a big turtle. The man said: "Brother Turtle, please take me across the river. I will recite a poem to thank you." The turtle said: "Recite a poem first and then cross the river." The man said: "Don't let me cross the river." How about I lied to you and chanted two sentences first, and then said two sentences after crossing the river? "The turtle said: "Okay." The man chanted: "..." The turtle was very happy, and he just crossed the river. The man then recited a poem and said: "..."