Classic funny jokes, the more the better.

1, Bush saw bin Laden standing in front of his bed in the middle of the night with long hair fluttering. Bush was startled and said, How dare you break into the White House at night! Bin Laden shook his chest-high beard and said with a grimace, "It's so soft and confident!"!

2. A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been very abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, cucumber and watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

An American called Bush a stupid pig in front of the White House, and was immediately arrested on the charge of revealing state secrets.

It is said that a policeman finally caught up with a motorcyclist, stopped him and told him that he was speeding! The man looked back at his son sitting in the back and asked, where's your mother? !

It is said that one day Liu Bei and Zhuge Liang were discussing in the room. Zhuge Liang wanted to fart at this time, but he was embarrassed in front of Liu Bei. Zhuge Liang was resourceful and well-known, so he thought of a way and said to Liu Bei, "Master, I recently learned birdsong. I'll learn from you to see if it looks like it. " So Zhuge Liang learned birdsong and let his fart out at the same time, so that birdsong could cover it up. Zhuge Liang said to Liu Bei after learning, "Master, do I learn like it?" Liu Bei said, "Learn it again. You farted too loudly just now. I didn't listen.

6, Lang Ke said: People call me a ronin, nice!

Samurai said: People call me Samurai, which is very nice!

The expert said: It's nice to be called an expert!

The swordsman said: you talk, I'll go first!

7. General Li Zongren said: I am kind!

General fu said to him: I am just!

General Zuo Quan said: I have this right!

General Huo Qubing said: You talk, I'll go first!