Humorous short message jokes about chasing girls

Humorous short message jokes about chasing girls

Chasing girls' humorous short messages and jokes. Chasing girls' best-looking short messages and funny jokes will make you laugh.

The defendant of 1 promised to his defense lawyer:? If you have the ability to put me in prison for only half a year, then you will get an extra $65,438 +0 ooo. ? As a result, he finally got what he wanted, and the lawyer said while collecting money. This is really a hard job. The judges hope to be acquitted. ?

At that time, we walked quietly on the path in our hometown, and you bowed your head shyly. When the villagers saw us, they all praised you: Oh, it's so beautiful and clean! Also praised me: good boy, come out to release pigs at such a young age! ! ?

3 oh! It's snowing. I really want to turn into a snowflake and fly to your arms. I flew into your collar. Fly into your cuffs. Fly into yours? Why don't you zip up?

A group of male hippos risked being eaten by crocodiles and crossed the river to woo female hippos. After crossing the river, they found that all of them were castrated by crocodiles, and only one survived. The only explanation: you are stupid. You are all breaststroke, and I am backstroke.

5 ? Do you know that?/You know what? My husband was injured in the table tennis final. ? But no one has ever seen him play. Yes He hurt his vocal cords while watching the game. ?

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