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My classmates and I want to make up a story about stomachache. Who has a story about stomachache? The better, we have to act like it, thank you ~

Suddenly, my intestines cramped, and I couldn't help putting down my pen and pressing my abdomen hard. I felt that the sky was falling, but my stomach didn't understand my feelings at all, and it became more and more painful, even involving my fragile stomach, so I squatted down and hugged my abdomen with my hands, but the pain didn't ease at all. I twisted my stomach and held the wall. And I asked my best friend to bring back some packages of warm babies, and I fell asleep. When I woke up again, it was already after two o'clock the next day, and I was awakened by a burst of colic. At this time, warming the baby will have no effect. At this time, warming the baby has no effect, and I found that there are no painkillers in the cupboard. I have been sweating profusely because of the pain for too long. I took a taxi to the hospital downtown to check the results. When I got home, the pain didn't abate at all. I feel like an eggbeater in my stomach. I stirred for a while and a feeling came up. I ran to the toilet and vomited for more than half an hour. After vomiting, the pain did not abate. Because those two days were weekends, when I went to the company on the third day, everyone found that my face changed and I didn't eat at noon that day. Work overtime with two colleagues in the department to 65438+. Coupled with my stomach trouble, my stomach began to cramp again, but the other colleagues were two men. They gave a burst of laughter. They put laxatives in my cup, and it was ice water. They hypocritically handed it to me to drink. I didn't know at the time, so I drank it. Sleep in the dormitory at night, and the two men sleep with me at about 2: 30. They both told me it was intentional. They just like to watch girls have stomachaches, but I thought to myself, how can there be such people in the world? ? Then they made me lie in bed. I think they need to rub my stomach. As a result, two people pointed out their fingers, and my belly button was in a commotion. The original stomachache has become worse. I can't help shouting, yeah ... Oh, my stomach really hurts. Will you two stop? ? But they didn't stop. Sometimes they even punched me in the stomach, which made the pain worse. Later, I often felt pain in this place, probably because I was abused by the two of them. When you feel pain, put your hand on your stomach, squat down, and then reach into your stomach. It's a mess. Sometimes my stomach is black and blue, and I even throw up when it hurts. It is the pain of a girl with stomach trouble.