47 funny sentences praising oneself for being handsome.

1, I am so handsome that I smell good! Flowers stink, too

I am woken up by myself every morning.

3, chic is my nature, handsome is destiny takes a hand.

I have been chased, but I have never been surpassed!

I tell you secretly that I am actually handsome!

6. The adjective "beauty" was simply created for me!

People say I look like Chow Yun Fat, but in fact I look like Andy Lau.

8. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

9. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

10, handsome enough to disturb the CPC Central Committee, even Chairman Mao praised me for being handsome.

1 1. When I look in the mirror, I am often fascinated by my appearance.

12, people love each other, flowers bloom and fall, cars have a flat tire, and ghosts are reborn.

Do you know how I wake up every morning? I was awakened by my handsomeness.

14, it's not my fault that you are handsome, it's your own problem that you like me.

15, be a woman in the next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

16, this world, because of my existence, is eclipsed by another world.

17, if handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer need to grow grain!

18, whenever I think of being handsome, I can't help crying.

19, I can't stand it. I have suffered too much handsomeness at my age. I'm so tired.

20. Pan Yu is ashamed to see me! Self-destruct appearance! Both committed suicide! I am handsome and invincible!

2 1, the world's shortest martial arts novel: the master was killed by tofu. I was killed by a woman because I was handsome!

22./kloc-When I was 0/6 years old, when a girl said that she loved me, I didn't take it seriously.

23. They all call me handsome! I don't think so. In my opinion, no one is more handsome than me. I am the most handsome!

Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

25. Handsome is a belief. I am a flag flying at the forefront, which makes those clowns feel ashamed.

26. One day I shouted at the sky: I am not handsome! God listened, and a thunder struck. Who told you to lie?

27. How can I be too handsome to go out? I'm afraid all men and boys will be lovelorn as soon as I go out.

28. Did you see Ben Shuai's light? When the lights are turned off all over the world, the rest of the light comes from Ben Shuai.

29. One day, I looked in the mirror and found that I actually fell in love with myself! Terribly handsome!

30. My wife said I was ugly, but I don't think so, because after she was with me, she said Zhang Dongjian was too ugly.

3 1, after seeing me, you will suddenly find that handsome can be so single-minded!

32. Even the wind envies me, Mingyue Lian prays for me, and even the sun cheers for me.

33. A MM once asked me: Do you think you are handsome? I said: not handsome. As a result, MM cried and said, I lied to her.

34. Today, I was walking on the road. Several girls say I am handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

35. Walking on the road today, several girls said I was handsome. I laughed and denied it. They hit me with bricks and called me hypocritical!

36. It is said that when I was born, there was a piece of auspicious cloud in the northern sky, which gradually floated to my roof from far and near and became a word: handsome.

37. Every day I set a new world record, that is, I keep the most handsome record in the world.

38. According to the handsome crime law, I have been sentenced to 65,535 years' imprisonment (China abolished the death penalty).

There are only two kinds of people in this world, one who thinks I am handsome and the other who has never seen me. ...

40. I didn't know what handsome was when I was a child. I asked my deskmate. As a result, she handed me a mirror I instantly understood the true meaning of handsome. Handsome can be described in such a specific way.

4 1 went to the hospital today. When I passed the otolaryngology department, the doctor dragged me in for guardianship, left guardianship and right guardianship. Finally, the doctor wrote a big-handsome!

42. I am a good person recommended by the All-China Women's Federation. I was designated as a product on March 8 International Women's Day and passed the GF2008 international quality system certification. I am an honorary handsome boy of China people!

43. At school, when the teacher talked about the meaning of "handsome", I was puzzled. At this time, my classmate handed me a mirror and I took a picture. In an instant, I understood.

44. I'm not very handsome, but the young lady next door gave me dichlorvos. My aunt upstairs took part in the Olympics for me. Walking in the street is afraid of puppies. I really want to ask, is it a crime to be handsome?

45. Ten million years after my death, after the birth of mankind, they restored my bones and buried them in the North Pole. On my tombstone, there is a cloud floating all year round, which has changed and changed, with only one word: handsome …

46. I thought about it because I was so handsome, but all the girls begged me, "You are really handsome. It is your courage to live. It's not your intention to be handsome, but God depends on how beautiful the world is. "

47. Idealism says, "You are handsome when I say you are handsome." Materialism says, "Because you are handsome, I say you are handsome." In a word-I am handsome.