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How to say humorously that you are in the hospital

To humorously say that you are in the hospital, you can say:

1. Hey, I was on vacation in the hospital recently, but the service in this place is really first-rate. They even provide free white coats and Super cool hospital clothes.

2. You know, I'm in the hospital now, but it doesn't matter. After all, there are free meals, round-the-clock care, and unlimited warm beds.

3. Don’t worry, although I am in the hospital, my mental state is better than a happy clown. And every day I was greeted, checked on, and rewarded with applause for my jokes, almost like an improv comedy show.