A refreshing joke.

Lead: A cold joke is the feeling of being speechless and the whole audience cooling down, but it can make people feel tight and relaxed. Sometimes this kind of scene makes people feel more comfortable when they laugh. Below, I CJ collected and arranged refreshing and pleasant cold jokes for everyone. Welcome to read the reference.

1, the story of hanging beam and stabbing stocks tells us that the most effective way to treat insomnia is reading.

One day, the stone bullied the egg again, and the egg couldn't bear it any longer. Although I can't touch you, I will become a rotten egg and stink at you. ?

I was drunk and heard a conversation between an old man and a young man. The old man said to the young man, if I had known you were chasing my daughter, I wouldn't have told you so many secrets of picking up girls.

4. Don't underestimate a person's strength. If you shit in the swimming pool, the whole swimming pool will be closed for rectification because of you. You never know how good you are ~ ~ ~

5. It is good to travel to ancient times as a concubine, but don't meet an emperor with a strong accent. Otherwise, when the king was angry, you thought it was a death ceremony, but the eunuch made you eat shit.

6. a:? Mobile phone landlords are constantly losing. What keeps you going?

b:？ Because my teammates have been encouraging me. ?

A:? How do you encourage it?

b:？ You play cards very well! ?

Answer. .

7. The kitten said proudly to the puppy. I want to be noble, and you want to be humble. ?

? Oh? Why?

? Because it is the same skill that human beings have learned from us, and it is so elegant to learn from me. Did I learn it from you, hehe! Goodbye! ?

? Oh? Like what?

? Catwalk and dog planing.

8. Do you know why the sea is blue? Answer: Because there are fish, why are there fish that are blue? Because fish can spit bubbles! Why is the fish spitting bubbles blue? Because fish make noise when they spit bubbles? Blue blue blue blue ...?

Yesterday, my wife and I sat on the sofa and watched Jiangsu Satellite TV's If You Are the One with relish. My son suddenly came home to watch the TV explosion:? What is there to see in this prostitute market?

10, judge:? Why don't you give such an expensive ring to the police or the lost and found office?

Defendant:? I've thought about it, your honor But I gave up the idea when I saw the words engraved very clearly on the ring. ?

Judge:? What words?

Defendant:? It belongs to you forever! ?

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