Who can give me a funny joke?

1. Someone tells you to relax and someone tells you to sleep. Men's words are like old ladies' teeth, few of which are true. If you have another woman in your heart, then there can be another man in my bed. 4. When I love you, you are what you say; I don't love you. What do you say you are? If I can't die in her heart, let her die in my hand.