Chinese comedy script "Three Fights with White Bone Demons", 4 actors

Narration: It is said that on this day, the four masters and disciples of Tang Seng came to the foot of a big mountain.

Tang Monk said: Disciple, where is this place? It’s so~~~~~ beautiful! Why? Why is there no people around?

Wukong said: Well, this place is full of monsters, there may be monsters! We all have to be careful. Where is Bajie?

Bajie said: Oops! I’m starving to death! I can’t walk anymore. Children are all like me, right? children. Brother Monkey, don’t you know! I used to be very strong, but now I’m as skinny as a stick!

Narration: Wukong jumped on a big stone (stool) and looked into the distance

Wukong said: Master, there is a peach forest over there. I will pick some peaches and bring them back for everyone’s lunch.

Bajie said: It’s a peach again. I’m almost turning into a monkey. Although the fruit is rich in vitamins and fiber, it can’t be eaten as a meal? But having something to eat is better than nothing, so go quickly. I'm going to sit down and take a rest.

Sha Seng said: Senior brother, go and come back quickly. Actually, I want to eat egg yolk pie the most.

Wukong said: The evil spirit here is too strong. I will draw a copper wall and an iron wall. Master and brothers, don't come out. Even if the monsters come, they can't do anything to you. BYE!

Tang Monk said: Wukong, go and come back quickly!

(Sun Wukong exits. White-bone Demon and Little Demon enter)

Narration: White-bone Demon holds the newspaper and reads Nagging.

The White Bone Demon said: The headline on the front page of "Journey to the West" is "Tang Monk will arrive at Baigu Ridge today for Buddhist scriptures, haha!" Could it be that the Tang Monk I have been waiting for for a long time is here? Eating its meat can not only prolong life and make you immortal, but can also relieve coughs and resolve phlegm, clear your throat and sooth your throat. There is no reason for us to miss this opportunity arranged by God!

The two little demons nodded and said: Yes! yes!

The White Bone Demon said: Then how will I eat it after I catch Tang Monk?

Little Demon A said: Eat it grilled, stir-fried, stewed

Little Demon B said: I say eat it deep-fried, then dip it in sweet and spicy sauce, tomato sauce, Thousand Island dressing, mustard oil, Laoganma hot sauce. . . . . .

The White Bone Demon said: Okay, okay, stop arguing, wait until I catch you! Haha, the Tang Monk I think about day and night, you are about to be delivered to my mouth, haha

Narration: Then, the White Bone Spirit recited a spell (Gunara, God of Darkness, he he he he energy) (Change), transforming herself into a beautiful woman.

(The beauty comes on the stage and stands at a place beside the stage. The Bone Demon and the two little demons exit.)

Bajie said: Hey! I’ve pressed my chest against my back, Brother Monkey hasn’t come back yet!

Sha Seng said: Yes. I'll go over there and have a look! (Walks to the right side of the stage)

Narration: At this time, a beautiful woman came forward with a basket full of delicious food.

The beauty said: Masters, are you hungry?

Narration: Bajie walked out of the circle and looked at the basket of the Bone Demon longingly.

Bajie said: I’m hungry. I’m hungry. What is your basket?

The beauty said: Oh, it’s nothing, just some egg yolk pie, fried chicken legs, chocolate, fruit candies and so on.

Narration: Bajie stared at the basket with bright eyes and moved closer.

Bajie said: Really? We are all very hungry now. Can you give us something to eat?

The beauty said: Yes, yes. But don’t monks not eat meat?

Bajie said: My master doesn’t eat meat. Do you have sweet corn on the cob? I can eat anything, I'm not picky about food, I can eat Big Macs, fried chicken wings, and Colonel's chicken nuggets. Favorite super supreme pizza. (Make drooling gesture)

Tang Seng said: Bajie can’t just ask for things from strangers.

Narration: Bajie looked very unhappy. At this time Wukong came back.

(Wukong comes on the stage, carrying a package.)

Narration: When Sun Wukong saw the goblin, he raised his golden cudgel and shouted.

Wukong: You You damn monster, watch me beat you to death.

(Sun Wukong chases the beauty to the end. The beauty’s basket remains on the stage.

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Bajie said: Master, look at Brother Monkey, he was obviously here to bring us food, why did he run away?

Tang Seng said: This Wukong is getting more and more outrageous. Children, do you think I should punish him?

Narration: The Bone Demon failed and turned into an old woman again.

(The old lady walked to the stage tremblingly.)

The old lady said: My daughter, my daughter, where are you?

Bajie said: Look, the mother came to see her daughter and said she was a monster.

The old lady said: Have you seen my daughter?

Narration: Bajie and Sha Seng shook their heads. The old woman suddenly saw the basket of food. She walked over and lifted the basket.

The old woman shouted: Where is my daughter? Where did you hide my daughter? You must have beaten my daughter to death.

Narration: At this time, Sun Wukong did not catch the Bone Demon and came back. He recognized the old lady that the Bone Demon had turned into and shouted

Wukong: Fairy, let’s see where you run away this time.

(Wukong chased the old lady to the end. The old lady’s crutches were left on the stage, together with the beauty’s basket.)

Sha Seng said: Hey, why did the senior brother bring his mother to the stage again? Beat him to death, children, what should we do? Who can come up and dress up as the daughter and grandma?

(Tang Seng selects two registered children to come on stage. If no one raises their hands, two parents will be randomly selected.)

Narration: The Bone Demon still failed to catch Tang Seng, so she kept up her efforts. , and became an old grandfather again.

(The grandpa comes on stage.)

The grandpa said: My daughter, my wife, where are you?

Narration: Bajie quickly sent the child to the grandfather.

Bajie said: These are your daughter and wife.

Narration: The old man looked at the two people carefully, then touched their faces and smelled them.

The old man said: No, these are not my daughter and wife. My daughter and wife haven't bathed for a year, but they smell bad. These two people have no smell at all.

(While the grandpa was talking, he sent the two children off the stage and then returned to the stage.)

Narration: The grandpa suddenly saw the crutches and basket and burst into tears

The old man shouted: My poor daughter, my poor old woman, who beat you to death.

Narration: The old man said as he rushed towards Tang Seng. Fortunately, there is a protective circle drawn by Sun Wukong, and the White Bone Demon cannot enter at all. Tang Seng dodges again and again, while Bajie and Sha Seng protect the master.

Narration: At this time, Sun Wukong came back and saw the old grandfather

Wukong said: You monster, you still dare to come here, I will definitely kill you this time.

(Sun Wukong ends up chasing the old man.)

Narration: Sun Wukong did not catch the White Bone Demon and returned to Tang Monk.

Tang Monk said: Wukong, you killed three people in a row and made an unforgivable mistake. You go, I am no longer your master.

Wukong said: Master, they are fairies, they really are fairies.

Tang Seng said: You go, go.

Narration: Wukong left sadly.

Narration: When the Bone Demon saw Tang Seng driving away Tang Seng, he happily led the little monsters to catch Tang Seng again.

The White Bone Demon brought two little demons to the stage. (The beautiful woman, the old lady, and the old grandfather were waiting on one side of the stage.)

The Bone Demon said: Hahaha, stupid Tang Monk, you have driven away Sun Wukong, and I can finally eat your flesh. Look, who am I?

(The beauty, the old lady, and the old grandfather came on stage one by one, walked in front of Tang Seng, and exited in order.)

Narration: Tang Seng was shocked when he saw everything in front of him.

Bajie said: You monster, let me beat you to death.

Sha Monk said: Bajie, protect the master, I will come.

Narration: Without Sun Wukong, the White-bone Demon waved his sleeves and caught Tang Seng, master and disciple.

(The little fairy tied three people with scarves.)

The Bone Demon said: Hahahaha, I can eat Tang Monk’s meat right away.

Narration: Children, look, who is back.

(Sun Wukong appears.)

Sun Wukong shouted: Monster, you can’t escape this time.

Narration: Sun Wukong took out the golden cudgel and killed the white-bone spirit and the little monster in one fell swoop.

(The end of the Bone Demon and the little monster. Sun Wukong untied the rope.)

Tang Monk said: Wukong, my master has wrongly blamed you.

Bajie said: Brother Monkey, I will eat peaches from now on.

Sha Seng said: Senior Brother, I will not eat egg yolk pie in the future.

The four of them walked hand in hand to the stage.

Tang Seng: Children, you must carefully distinguish between good people and bad people in the future. Don't judge people by their appearance, don't covet other people's things, and don't follow strangers away.

(All actors and dubbing present)

Narration: The children are watching our program, and I wish the children

Assembly: Happy New Year.