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A collection of brainteaser jokes that will make you laugh so hard with answers
There was a bun. He was hungry, so he ate it himself. ~~~~~~~He was so cold that he was speechless, and he made a sudden turn with laughter that broke his belly. The following is a collection of brain-teaser jokes that I have prepared for you. I hope you will like it!
A collection of brain-teaser jokes that will make you laugh out loud. Classics
1. How much does a star weigh? 8 grams, because a star weighs 8 grams (Starbucks)
2. Once a group of young scientists came, and a kid from Beijing said that he kept five poisons at home, including spiders and everything. He built a net beside his bed, and then Qian Feng said: "There is one advantage: there are no mosquitoes."
A gust of cold wind blew by, Wang Han He and Oudi immediately got out of the way and said, come on, let you interview alone.
Qian Feng walked up to the little scientist and asked coldly: Are there any mosquitoes in your house?
3. There is a person who looks like an onion. I cried.
4. Wang Han: "Turn 360 degrees."
Qian Feng: "Wow, that's so hot!"
5. Wang Han: "The tea is cold." Ou Di: "No, Qian Feng didn't tell a bad joke, how could the tea be cold?" Ou Di then touched Qian Feng next to him with his elbow: "Here's a funny joke, Xiao Feng."
6. The joke last night was about astronauts using adult diapers. Qian Feng reacted quickly and said : "Adult diapers, give me a name." Wang Han and the others said coldly that they were not interested in knowing the answer, so they ignored him. However, Oudi couldn't help it anymore and said, "Brother, I'm sorry for you. I want to know Qian Feng's answer."
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Qian Feng immediately stood up excitedly and proudly and put on adult diapers, including Qingtian, including adults!!!
7. Yes He looks like an onion, and he cries when he walks.
8. A polar bear stayed alone on the ice in a daze. When he got bored, he started to pull out his hair. Playing, one&... two sticks&... amp; hellip; amp; hellip; amp; hellip; amp; hellip; It's so cold!! p> 9. A patient came to a psychiatrist. Patient: I always felt that I was a bird. Doctor: Oh, that is very serious. When did it start? Patient: Ever since I was a child
When I was a little bird.
0. A doctor at a mental hospital asked the patient: If I cut off one of your ears, what would you do? The patient replied: Then I would. I couldn't hear it. The doctor heard: Hmm.
It's normal. The doctor asked again: What would happen to you if I cut off your other ear? The patient replied: Then I won’t be able to see. The doctor started to get nervous. How could I not be able to see?
The patient replied: Because the glasses will fall off.
11. There are two neurological patients .Escaped from the hospital.
The two ran and ran and climbed to a tree.
One of them jumped down from the tree.
Roll and roll.
Then he raised his head and said to the person above: Hey, why don’t you come down?
The man above answered him: No—OK—Ah—amp;mdash;
I am not familiar with it yet—amp;mdash ;amp;mdash;amp;ndash;
12. There is an old lady in the mental hospital.
She wears black clothes every day and holds a black umbrella.
Squatting at the door of the mental hospital.
The doctor thought: To cure her, he must start by understanding her.
So the doctor also wore black clothes and held a black
The two squatted there in silence for a month.
The old lady finally spoke to the doctor:
Could you please tell me -
Are you also a shiitake mushroom?
13. Once upon a time, there was a man named Xiao Cai, who was left out overnight and became rotten~~
14. One day Xiaoqiang asked his father: "Dad, am I a stupid boy?" His father said: "Silly boy, How can you be a stupid kid?" (This is quite cold
,,,)
15. Xiaohong asked: When stirring coffee, do you use your right hand or your left hand
Xiaomei said: Right hand
Xiaohong said: Oh, you are so awesome, you are not afraid of burning, just like me, I use a spoon.
16. The little snake asked the big snake in a panic, "Brother, are we poisonous?" The big snake said, "Why do you ask?"
The little snake said: "I accidentally bit my tongue just now."
17. Once upon a time, Tomato A and Tomato B went shopping together
Then one day suddenly a truck rushed out
p>
Pressed Tomato A over
Tomato B pointed at Tomato A and laughed
[Ha. Ha. Ha. Ketchup~]
18. Wife: I am so blind that I will only marry you if I step on shit.
Husband: I am so blind that I will only marry you if I step on shit.
Shit: I am so unlucky! I was stepped on by both of you while I was lying there..
19. Stretch out four fingers,
What is that? ?
FOUR,
Bend four fingers,
What is it?
WONDERFUL
20. Female : Wear it!
Man: It’s better not to wear it.
Woman: It’s safer to wear it.
Man: Trust my skills.
Female: I won’t let you ride if you don’t wear it.
Male: You look like a man if you don’t wear it.
Female: Are you bothered? It’s better to wear a helmet when riding a motorcycle. Die?
21. A hungry wolf was looking for food and heard a woman lecturing her child: If you cry again, I will throw you out to feed the wolf! The child cried all night, and the wolf waited outside the door until dawn. Sighing: Liars, all women are liars!
22. A prisoner was executed. Because the bullets were of inferior quality, the first shot was not fired, and then the second shot was fired. The second shot &... The third shot &... At this time the prisoner cried: Brother, please strangle me to death
It's so damn scary!
23. Yi Lao After watching the black 100-meter race, my wife wiped away tears and said: It's scary! Several coal diggers knelt in a row and were shot. They fired without aiming. The children were so scared that they ran away
Yeah, even the rope can’t stop it!
24. Mr. Huang loves revolution. In memory of the Red Army, he named his son Jun. One day when he was sending his son to class, he saw the bus 8 The road came into the station, so he shouted to his son: Huang Jun
Run quickly, the Eighth Route Army is coming!~~~
25. A little bear went to start a business in the mountains, and the farmer gave him a The carpenter gave him a hammer and a sickle. When the little bear came to the mountain and met a tiger, he was so frightened that he raised the sickle and hammer above his head. The tiger said: I didn't realize that you are still a bear like you. Party members are coming!
26. The farmer was carrying a load of manure. When the foreigner saw it, he asked: Uncle, how much does this sauce cost per pound? The farmer was silent, and the foreigner dipped some of it in his hand and put it in his mouth, thinking: If you don’t tell me how much it costs per pound, I won’t tell you that your sauce will stink. A collection of brainteaser jokes that will make you laugh out loud. Selected articles
1. A man was fishing and caught a squid.
Then the squid said: "Don't kill me, don't kill me, please let me go."
The man said: "Okay, then let me test you with some questions. Let's do it."
The squid said: "Take the test, take the test quickly!"
Then the man roasted it·amp;middot;amp;middot;
2. Qian Feng: "Why is the belly of a penguin white?"
Everyone was at a loss.
Qian Feng: "Because penguins have short hands, they can only touch the front when taking a bath."
3. There is a cake that got lost in the forest and can't get out. Guess who encouraged him? Out?
Pig, because of the chocolate cake.
4.Jolin=Ninety
A boy said that his nickname was Jolin, and everyone began to think about the reason. Wang Han: Did the vegetables grow taller as soon as they were soaked, so it was called jolin. Qian Feng: I know, it’s because
He is 1.90 meters tall, so he is called Jolin. As soon as he finished speaking, it was like a cold wind blowing, and the boy kept nodding wildly (man, you understand me~~~)
5. Once upon a time, there was a bird. He would pass by a corn field every day, but unfortunately, one day there was a fire in the corn field.
All the corn became It turned into popcorn, and after the bird flew over... I thought it was snowing, so I was freezing to death...
6. Customer: "How come the wine you sell doesn't taste like alcohol?" Ah?"
The waiter took it and smelled it: "Ah, I'm so sorry, I forgot to mix it with wine."
8. A match was walking on the road, and it felt like it was hairy. If you feel itchy, you scratch your hair, and it catches fire.
9. One day Xiaoqiang came home crying and said, "Mom, my classmates at school say my head looks like a kite."
Then his mother said, "How could that be? No? Come and run with me."
10. Qian Feng: Do you know the tiger's name?
OD: tiger
Qian Feng: Wrong!!
Everyone: What?
Qian Feng: Dandan!
Everyone:
Qian Feng: Because the tiger is Dandan (Tiger Eyes with Covetous Eyes)
11amp;... There was a lunatic who got a pistol from somewhere and he was walking in a small black alley. Suddenly I met a young man. Without saying a word, I put him on the ground and put a gun to his head! He asked: 1 1 = how many? The young man was frightened! After thinking for a long time, he answered tremblingly: equal to 2 "` ?The psycho shot him without hesitation! Then he pulled the gun in his arms and said coldly: "You know too much. "
12. There is a female mathematics teacher who is from Sichuan. Her Mandarin is not bad, but she can't always distinguish between "kiss" and "question". Once she finished telling us a question and asked everyone. : "Do you understand? If you don't understand, you can get up and kiss me. "The students were all surprised when they heard this. They all looked at me and I looked at you. No one got up. She added: "Why, I'm sorry to get up and kiss you, right?" Classmate When they heard this, they were even more shocked and still no one asked, so they said: "You are so old, you still dare not kiss’, okay, you can't wait until you come to my office after class, when no one is around’ Kiss’me. "
13. An American, a Japanese, and a Chinese were exploring in the jungle. As a result, they were all captured by a cannibal tribe. But the tribal chief said: "I am in a good mood today and I will not eat you. But you all have to take a hundred blows, but before you take the blow, you can have one wish come true. "The American was the one who got hit first." He said, "Before I get hit, put a cushion on my butt." "After padding, the boards fell like raindrops. At first, 70 boards were okay, but after 70 boards, the cushions were smashed, and then the boards were bloody... After the beating, the Americans left with their butts touched. The Japanese After seeing this, he asked for 10 mattresses. 1, 2, 3&... After 100, the Japanese stood up, patted his butt, and said it was fine; then he boasted about his ability to imitate and recreate. And wanted to sit back and watch the Chinese show. The Chinese slowly lay down and said leisurely: "Come on, put the Japanese on my back."
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14. Son: "Dad, are you free on Friday afternoon?"
Dad: "What's going on?"
Son: "I need to go to school." Have a mini parent symposium!"
Dad: "What is a mini parent symposium?"
Son: "Only the head teacher, you and I will participate!"
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