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Who can give me some short stories? It's urgent ! Thank you in advance, any kind of story, as long as it can give people a touch, OK!
I know, it's an idiot question. Such a light drop, flowing through the face, often only in an instant.
If it is those actors in Qiong Yao's bitter drama, they will burst into tears in a few seconds. Why ask, when did a tear fall?
But I often feel that it takes a long time to shed a tear. The older people get, the more accustomed they are to suppressing their true feelings, instead of crying and laughing loudly. Everything is just a touch. It seems that more and more nothing can make me cry at once, like the legendary camel that lost its lacrimal gland, and it can't be found anymore, and it can release the sadness.
So a tear has been brewing in my heart for a long time before it seeps out of my eyes, and may even evaporate quietly before it falls.
A friend broke up with her boyfriend a while ago, and both of them were surprisingly calm and friendly. It is almost doubtful whether they have a tacit understanding, but they can only wait until the right time. A bunch of girlfriends should have come here to comfort her broken heart, but she laughed at us for gossiping too much and taking the sad parting in the movie as a reality. Girls attend classes as usual, study by themselves, eat, tell dirty jokes and live a nourishing and fulfilling life, just like before breaking up.
Then on Christmas Eve, several best friends joked and made a wish on the candle, leaving it far away, saying that they could all blow it out to realize their wish. A few people laughed and succeeded, but when it was her turn, it happened that the candle was tenacious, how could it be revived when it was dying, and it swayed there like a tease, so everyone booed and said that you were hopeless.
Her tears poured out instantly, rolling down, still blowing hard and refusing to give up. I have never seen such a surging cry. These are not tears. It's like the water in her body suddenly burst
She cried for a long time, and finally admitted that she still liked him. She was quietly making a disappointing wish for a second start.
She has been trying to endure, unwilling to be so weak, unwilling to give people an excuse for sympathy, and unwilling to make him feel that she can't live without him.
So so much sad water has accumulated in my heart for a long time. In fact, she has been crying, but we can't see it. Secretly flowing for so long, I can finally flow away at that moment.
Some people miss crying as much as they want when they were young. Not only that, the tears at that time often brought us warm comfort and meticulous care.
In fact, crying has always been the instinct of human beings to relieve sadness and protect themselves. Both men and women need to vent their emotions like children and moisten dry eyes. It's just that we can't be reconciled after all, so we show weakness in front of people and finally act coquetry in public.
Besides, what can I do if I cry? You still have to dry your tears alone. Why waste time?
A girl said that she was too lazy to cry.
Sometimes I feel sad, so I always say to myself, don't cry first, endure first, now I have to go to work, go out to work, have dinner with my parents, wait a while, and then close the door and cry when I get home. So I looked up hard and took a deep breath, as if I had put that tear back in my heart, looking as usual, rushing around and smiling.
But when I finally got home, I was exhausted. I don't care about being sleepy at all. I'd better wash and sleep. I'd better not be so sentimental. How ugly it will be to cry swollen eyes tomorrow. Makes my nerves rough and hard. I won't cry.
I think it is always good to have time and opportunity to cry freely; You can still shed tears mercilessly, indicating that your heart has not dried up; You can still feel the pain, because the soul is not numb with age.
How long does it take for a tear to be released freely?
Angel wings and sea bamboo shoots
A long time ago, there was a little boy who felt inferior. Because he has two very obvious scars on his back. These two scars, like two dark red cracks, extend from his neck to his waist and are covered with twisted red muscles, so the little boy hates himself very much and is very afraid of changing clothes, especially on physical education class. When all the children are happy to take off their sticky and uncomfortable school uniforms and put on relaxed sportswear, the little boy will secretly hide in the corner and stick his back tightly to the wall as quickly as possible.
However, after a long time, he was discovered by other children. "It's terrible!" ! ""monster! !” "I won't play with you!" "You are a monster! "Your back is terrible ..." Innocent children, careless words are often the most hurtful. After the little boy ran out of the classroom in tears, he never dared to change clothes in the classroom and never dared to go to physical education class again.
After this incident, the little boy's mother specially took his hand and went to the teacher. The little boy's teacher is a 40-year-old and very kind female teacher. She listened carefully to her mother's story about the little boy. "The child was seriously ill at birth. He wanted to give up at that time, but he couldn't bear it. How can such a lovely life end easily? " 」
Mom's eyes turned red as she spoke. "So my husband and I decided to save the child. Fortunately, a very clever doctor is willing to try to save this little life through surgery. After several operations, his life stayed, but he also left these two clear scars on his back ... "
Mother turned to the little boy and said, "Come on, show your back to the teacher ..."
The little boy hesitated, but still took off his coat and let the teacher see these two horrible marks clearly, which used to be the proof of his lifelong struggle. The teacher looked at the two scars in surprise and asked with a little love.
"Will it still hurt? 」
Shook his head. "Not anymore ..."
Mother's eyes are red. "That's very kind of the child. God made his life cruel. Now he has these two scars. Teacher, please take care of him? " 」
The teacher nodded and gently touched the little boy's head. "I know, I will find a way ..."
At this time, the teacher has been thinking that to limit children from making fun of the little boy, we can only treat the symptoms instead of the root cause, and the little boy will definitely continue to feel inferior ... We must come up with a good way.
Suddenly, her mind flashed. He touched the little boy's head and said to him, "Tomorrow, physical education class, you must change clothes with everyone ..."
"But ... they will laugh at me ... and say ... I'm a monster ... then I'm not a monster ..."
In the little boy's eyes, crystal tears swirled.
"Rest assured, the teacher has a way, no one will laugh at you. 」
"Really? 」
"really! Do you trust the teacher? 」
"... believe ..."
"The hook is hooked. The teacher held out his thumb, and the little boy held out his right hand without hesitation.
"I believe the teacher ..."
The next day, physical education class arrived soon. The little boy timidly hid in the corner and took off his coat. As expected, all the children showed their voices of surprise and disgust.
"It's disgusting ..."
"There are two big bugs on his back ..."
"It's terrible, it's disgusting ..." The little boy's eyes were wide open and his tears were always disobedient.
"I ... I'm not ... I'm not disgusting ..."
At this moment, the classroom door was suddenly opened and the teacher appeared.
Several students immediately ran to the teacher and said
"Teacher, look ... his back is terrible, like two giant worms ..."
The teacher didn't speak, just walked slowly to the little boy's side and then showed a surprised expression.
"This is not a bug ..." The teacher squinted and looked at the boy's back intently.
"The teacher heard a story before. do you want to hear it ? 」
Children love stories, so they quickly gathered around and said, "Listen! Teacher, I want to hear it! 」
The teacher compared two conspicuous crimson scars on the little boy's back and said, "This is a legend. Every child is made by an angel in the sky. Some angels quickly took off their beautiful wings when they became children, while some little angels did not take off their wings. 」
"At that time, the children turned into angels will leave such two marks on their backs. 」
"Wow ..." The child exclaimed, "So this is an angel's wing? 」
"Yes," the teacher smiled mysteriously. "Do you want to check each other? No one's wings have completely fallen off like him? 」
When all the children heard the teacher say this, too many chefs immediately checked each other's backs, but no one had such clear marks as the little boy.
"Teacher, I have a little scar here, don't I? A child with glasses raised his hand excitedly.
"Teacher, he's not here. I also have red ones here. I am an angel ... "
The children rushed to admit that they had a scar on their back and completely forgot to make fun of the little boy.
So is the little boy. His eyes, which had been dyed red with tears, had stopped crying at the moment.
Suddenly, a little girl said softly, "Teacher, can we touch the little angel's wings?" 」
"This is about to ask the little angel. The teacher smiled and winked at the little boy.
The little boy plucked up his courage and said shyly that ........... was fine. 」
The girl gently touched the scar on his back and cried happily, "Wow, it's so soft, I feel the wings of an angel."
When the girl shouted, all the children went crazy, and everyone shouted together, "I want to touch it!" " ""I also want to touch the wings of an angel! 」
In a strange scene in physical education class, dozens of children lined up in the classroom, waiting to touch the little boy's back. The little boy turned his back on everyone, listening to everyone's exclamations, envious grunts and strange tingling when touching. In his heart, he is no longer sad. There are still tears on the little boy's face, but he has already shown a long-lost smile. The teacher on the side secretly made a victory sign to the little boy, and the little boy couldn't help laughing.
Later, when the little boy grew up, he deeply thanked his teacher and said, "These are the wings of an angel."
Let him regain confidence. In high school, I also participated in the city swimming competition and won the runner-up. He bravely chose to swim. Because he believes that the two scars on his back are blessed by the teacher's love.
crystal ball
A girl has a crystal ball, a crystal ball that can predict the future, and it can make up for anyone's fate except herself. However, it is obvious that she wants to help others every time, but no one ever believes her. Unbelievers will stay away from her; Even if what the girl said is true, she will leave because of fear. To others, she will always be just a witch.
"You really can tell a fortune? Can you help me calculate? "
This is the first time for a boy to talk to a girl.
"Hey? Can you believe it? Aren't you afraid of me? "
"I believe." The boy smiled: "Because lovely girls can't lie."
The girl's face was flushed with a brush.
"Ok, I'll tell your fortune."
The girl finally gave the boy a divination, but didn't tell the result.
"I'm sorry, I think impassability. The crystal ball has failed. "
"ah? Is that so? " The boy looked disappointed: "Never mind, let's make friends." ? Okay? "
"hmm." The girl is so happy. Someone will make friends with her for the first time.
When the boy left, the girl silently looked at the result of divination and hesitated to say: One day, a person who is very important to the boy will die to save the boy.
The girl began to like the boy, like his smile, and like the feeling that he was with her. It's a pity that the beautiful crystal can never make up for her fate, otherwise she will definitely calculate whether that boy will be her future prince charming. Then why not be a boy? Who is the future princess? She asked herself. However, it can't be counted, because everyone can only make up the calculation once.
"Autumn is the season of love."
When the girl really fell in love with the boy, she finally decided to tell him.
"Can you come out? I have something to say to you. " The girl blushed and went to the boy.
"Very good." The boy didn't feel strange at all, so he followed the girl out: "What's the matter?"
"Hey, I'll go home. See you tomorrow. " A lovely girl suddenly waved to this side.
"Who is she?" The girl looked at the boy puzzled. As far as I can remember, there shouldn't be such a lovely girl in the class. ...
"My new girlfriend, very cute? By the way, what can I do for you? " The boy was still smiling, as usual, but the girl at that time heard her heartbreaking voice.
The expression on her face hasn't changed at all, but what she should say can't be said anymore. What you said is completely different from what you think: "Nothing, the result of divination has come out, you will be loved by a lovely girl, and you will be very happy together."
"Ha, your divination is really accurate. Ok, invite you to dinner tonight! " The boy is so happy.
"No, I have something today. Goodbye. " Smile and say goodbye, but let the tears turn around. generate, I can't stay at all. Perhaps, that sentence can never be said by yourself, let alone to anyone. Because, I am just a passer-by, a witch, and meeting him is a gift: "I am really a terrible actor!" " "The girl thinks so, but the smile on her lips can't hide the tears that can't be erased.
"Don't cry, sincerely bless the person you love the most, and you will have the ability to fabricate your own destiny." A gentle voice suddenly came from the dark room.
"Who are you?" The girl asked, she was so scared that she shrank in the corner that she forgot to cry.
"I am your crystal." The pure white crystal ball sends out a gentle light in the dark: "You obviously want it, but you just want him to be happy. Now you are qualified to make up for your fate once, but you only have one chance. "
No joy, no expression. What's the use of making up your own destiny? Best of all, you never have to know the fate of others, and you can always keep the most important things for yourself. But this will never be available.
The girl still went over and began to fabricate her unknown fate with a spell that had been memorized. Even when the result appeared in the crystal ball, she just gently "huh?" With a sigh, in the eyes of others, it may be just a slight surprise: "Are you going to lose?"
The spell on the crystal ball shows her fate: "She will die in the back street of the theater at 2 pm in three days."
The only supplementary calculation, but calculated their own date of death. ...
For three days, she has been quietly following that boy, not letting him find himself or talking to him. She looked at the boy holding his current girlfriend's hand and laughing loudly; She watched the boy say the words in those three dreams to his girlfriend. What about yourself? You can cry, you can cry, but you can only hide in a place where no one is there. Now girls can only bless them. Because, she knows better than anyone that with that girl, that boy will be happy, but with himself, anyone will only suffer.
10 10 18, the sky was as clear as ever, and the school opened as usual. When the bell rings, the seats of both boys and girls are empty.
"Don't go to the backstreet cinema. As long as you pass today, you won't die. " The explanation of the crystal ball keeps flashing in my mind. The girl standing on the bridge blowing the sea breeze can't help laughing at herself: "Really, as long as you don't go anywhere, you can not die." This is very simple. "
"Idiot! Do you really play truant for me? " Not far away came the delicate voice of boys and girlfriends. The girl is busy hiding.
"Of course, I promise to go to the movies with you today!" All the tenderness of a boy now belongs to his girlfriend.
Heart, it won't hurt any more. Why? Because it is dead. The sun shines on your body, but you don't feel a trace of warmth.
In this way, I stood on the bridge all morning. I don't say anything, I don't want anything, I can't cry anymore, so I have to bless them. Look at my watch, 1: 55, I won't die for five minutes. I was about to go home, but my mobile phone remembered it in time. This number? Is it a boy's cell phone?
"hello?"
"Help us ... no matter who you are ... come and save us ... blare ..."
This voice ... is the boy's girlfriend ... what happened to them? !
"Don't cry first! Where are you? " The girl asked eagerly.
"Cinema ... secret ... Come on ..."
The girl's heart suddenly jumped, that place … but when she came to her senses, she found that her feet had already started to sprint in that direction. Sure enough, even if it is a blessing, you still love him no matter how you deceive yourself. Even if you cheat your heart, you can't cheat your body. ...
Then, in the blink of an eye, the girl saw a robber stab the boy's girlfriend with a knife, while the boy was entangled with another robber in the distance.
The next moment, the boy saw the girl jump in front of his girlfriend.
When the blood came out, the robber was frightened, paused and was punched several times by the boy. Then the boy rushed to the girl's side and held her in his arms at the moment when the girl's body slipped softly. Then, every time, the last one who came out was the late role-the police arrived at the scene.
"Fool, what are you doing?" The boy asked the girl excitedly and even forgot to look at his crying girlfriend.
The girl shook her head, opened her mouth and smiled: "It doesn't matter, that's all."
The blood kept flowing. The girl looked at the boy thoughtfully and said, "So that's it. It turns out that ... fate has never changed. Even if I calculate it in advance and know it every time, I can't change it. So, what's the use of knowing ... Even if I know my death date, I still can't change it ... "
Looking at the girl who was too weak to talk to herself, the boy couldn't say a word. He just hugged her tightly, hoping to give her a little temperature so that her temperature wouldn't drop: "Don't die, don't …" These were the only words that could be squeezed out of his mouth.
The girl suddenly paused, and the scene of making up for the boy for the first time suddenly appeared in her mind: one day, a person who is very important to the boy will die to save the boy.
"Is that man ... me?"
The boy saw the girl laughing, but he would never understand why she was laughing.
Then, the girl put her arm around the boy's shoulder with her last strength and said to him:
"Thank you, I am very happy."
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