What are the classic sentences about loving death?

Two loving corn kernels decided to get married, but there was no bride at the wedding. The groom asked a popcorn that he always carried with him. Popcorn said shyly, bah, people are wearing wedding dresses!

One day, you meet a lion, pretend to be calm and stare at the lion with terrible eyes. Suddenly, the lion folded his hands and knelt down. You said proudly, you know it's great! Later, the lion faint tunnel: after praying, you can eat.

A patient with indigestion complained to the doctor: I have been abnormal recently. Pull whatever you eat, eat cucumber and pull watermelon, how to return to normal? The doctor is silent for a moment, then you can only eat shit.

A real estate agent advertised "buy a house and send furniture" to promote the house. Someone bought a new house and decorated it to get furniture. Real estate agent: Where's your furniture? We will deliver the goods to your door!

The mother mouse suspected that her husband was having an affair, so she followed him to the grass. Then a hedgehog came out. The mother mouse grabbed the hedgehog: you damn fool, you said you didn't have an affair. Who are you trying to seduce by rubbing so much mousse?

There is a man who is too stupid to find a job. One day he went to KFC for an interview. The manager asked: What's your specialty? He said: I can sing. So he cleared his throat and sang: McDonald's has more choices and more laughter. ...

The little duke begged his brother, "You ask your mother for some money, and let's go to the movies." "You have to go by yourself. Mom is not just mine." "But you've already met your mother!"

The blind man stuttered when riding a bike, stuttering to see the road, and suddenly saw a deep ditch, stuttering and exclaiming: ditch! ! ! The blind man sang back, "Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" " "So they fell into the ditch.

One day, Liu Hongtao met a foreign guest. He said, I'm Liu Hongtao, and the foreign guest said, I'm Fang Qi!

A swimming coach is shopping in the mall. A beautiful lady greeted him. He looked intently and found that it was one of his students. He then said loudly, "You really didn't recognize you when you put on your clothes!"

Part One: Recalling the past, my wife, a group of children, Redmi, pumpkin soup. Part two: Look at today's white rice and turtle soup. One son, one wife and one group. Horizontal batch: keep pace with the times

A drunk accidentally fell from the third floor, attracting passers-by to watch. A policeman came over: What's the matter? Drunk: I don't know, just arrived!

Mouse: I'm in love with bats now, and the children will live in the air from now on, not afraid of your cat. The cat sneered, pointed to the owl in the tree and said, look, she is pregnant with my child!

Wife: Women need men, and men can't live without women. Husband: Why do men need women? Wife: There are no women in the world. Who will button a man's pants? Husband: There are no women in the world, who needs pants!

A fashionable woman walked lightly on the bus, saw an empty seat, took out a napkin and sat for a while before farting. A man next to him said with a smile, damn it, it's so fucking clean, just blow it after wiping it!

This man loves to kill people as soon as he enters Yunnan University. He used to kill people with a knife, which was very troublesome. Now, it used to be very convenient to hammer five knives with a Jiajue brand hammer. A sledgehammer, a knight's card, a hammer for four people, no effort. Did you hammer today?

I was arrested on 1949. On the first day, I didn't confess. The next day, I still didn't confess. On the third day, the enemy confessed with a honey trap. On the fourth day, I wanted to confess, and I was liberated.

You wake up in the middle of the night and forget to turn on the light. You accidentally fell into the toilet and struggled to make a heroic sacrifice. When the news reached Beijing, the chairman was shocked and wrote an inscription: absurd life, cowardly death!

On your way to xishuangbanna tourism, Yunnan, you were besieged by a group of wild boars. The tourists took out food and money, and the wild boar was unmoved. You take out your unique ID card, and the wild boar knelt down and cried, "Boss, we can find you."

During the Cultural Revolution series, the train was extremely crowded, and a gentleman took advantage of the parking to put his ass out of the window to defecate. When the train was about to start, the conductor shouted at the final inspection: passengers with big faces in front should pay attention not to eat fried dough sticks outside the window!

When wolves invaded, small animals set up death squads to fight. Mantis: I have two knives. Hedgehog: I'm covered in hidden weapons. The longicorn sings while swinging its tentacles: Hum! I have nunchakus! Nunchakus! Hum, hum, haha!

Fate is a beautiful poem, fate is a romantic encounter, fate is an arrow shot by the god of love, fate is a prelude to emotion, what is fate? Actually, ape shit-it's monkey shit!

Do you know why we are destined? We knew each other as early as 1000 years ago. It was autumn, and you ran with me in the wind, leaving your teeth marks on me. This has become an eternal story.

At that time, my name was Lv Dongbin.

I really hope that we can cooperate with you to do some great things. We won't worry about eating and drinking, and we can travel around the world. I think with your charm, you will earn more than me.

Promise me, okay? Let's get up and beg tomorrow!