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What are the characteristics of people from different countries?

French white: relatively simple, not malicious, lively and cheerful, generous in spending money, eating, drinking and enjoying life every day. Many people are kind, not gaudy, and not as rigid and arrogant as the British. They concentrate the main advantages of white people and have less discrimination against China people, but some people still have the characteristics of white arrogance, but much less than the British. People who discriminate against China people are often because we can speak English, just like people in China have to use Japanese.

British white: Actually more proud than French white, but not a bad person. They must be more arrogant when dealing with them. China people have more contacts, so I won't say much.

Jews: People are civilized, stingy, arrogant, honest, conscientious and money-conscious. Men are proud, women are beautiful (good skin), and they are relatively less proud. Children are well-educated and civilized, and they will never mess up the things in my shop like children of other nationalities. Their unity is really fierce. As long as you are Jewish, their community will help unconditionally. Never be stingy. A notary I know also made me realize that Jews are greedy for money. We met through an agent and the price has been settled. Talk to me about how much he pays the landlord, secretary and other staff when we meet. It took me more than half an hour to fill out my check, asked me to sign it, and tried to cheat me. I called my agent again, and it took him more than ten minutes to agree to the original price.

Southern Europeans: Italians pay attention to family, are thrifty and like to get married in groups. Perhaps because of being rejected by British immigrants, they are in relatively equal and easy to associate with China and Asians. Greeks are more conservative than Italians. In addition to attaching importance to family, they prefer to form similar groups and get married. They can also get along with China people and Asians on an equal footing. Maltese are Eurasian. But some Maltese feel that they have a little European ancestry and look down on Asians more than pure Europeans. However, Maltese pay attention to family and are hardworking and thrifty. They also like to form similar groups. Albanians are as smart as Arabs, but they lack the tolerance of other Europeans.

Eastern Europeans: New Moon: Chair? Some people, such as the French, are my favorite ethnic group. Other ethnic groups, such as Russians and Romanians, are poor and discriminate against China people, especially Russians. Russians are not rich, but they are extremely discriminating against China. They are very proud in front of China people and discriminate against China people the most. I have several such Russian guests. Later I was honest with them, and now they are much better. China people will definitely improve when they meet Russians or other Eastern Europeans except Poles.

Hispanic: mainly beautiful women in Central and South America. I'm not proud of knowing a few people. Generally speaking, it's not very good, but it's not bad, but I heard that playing football is even worse.

2. People of Asian descent

Koreans: Simple, heartless, with a strong cultural plot, culturally similar to China, easy to get along with China people, and more civilized and simple than China people.

Filipinos: It is well-deserved to be rated as the happiest nation in the world by a newspaper. Everyone is very civilized, kind, hardworking and honest, and laughs every day. Filipino maids are world-famous, which shows their mental state. Although they are good, they have a strong desire to get ahead. Women marry more, women are more servants, men are more ordinary blue-collar, and the whole nation. I'm not promising. I just need to eat one meal every day. I am far away from China, Indian, Korean and Vietnamese, but I am very easy to get along with. I like them, but I despise them. Some white people have feelings for China, so China people must change this weak image. ) 。

Indo-Pakistanis: Indians, Bangladeshis, Pakistanis and Sri Lankans. Indians have higher quality, some like China, higher than the other three. Among Bangladeshi people, Pakistanis and Sri Lankans are of low quality, and the people are relatively wild. Their discrimination against women is very serious, so some men are of high quality, and women are as vulgar as hell because of less education. Careful calculation and bargaining can be annoying. Car dealers are afraid of them. Many Bangladeshi men (the other three countries are not like this, I don't know why) feel good about themselves and think they are full of charm. Girls in China will fall in love with them when they see them, and meeting such people will make you angry. If you don't treat them like onions, they will be honest. Pakistanis and Sri Lankans have no morals at all, as long as they are good to themselves. Do everything. Sri Lankans are much darker than other people in China, and tend to be violent, which may be related to the country's total war. I feel that Indians are ok, much better than the other three countries. I'm afraid they have taken a lot of the blame. Many people can't tell the difference between the two, so it is an "India III".

South Asians: Unpleasant and stingy. Although I work hard, men feel unmanly and women are extremely tacky. Vietnamese people have a strong spirit, much like China people, far exceeding other South Asian countries. Although I don't like them, I won't look down on them. Asians who are doctors, lawyers and top companies can find Vietnamese, China and Indians, but they can't.

Central Asians: mainly Ilan and Afghans, similar to Pakistanis, but not so good.

3. People of African descent

African-American: People are simple, with average quality, similar to African-American, but there is no African-American violence.

African-American: The good and the bad are mixed, the good people concentrate on all kinds of advantages, the bad people concentrate on all kinds of shortcomings, and there are some violent tendencies. My feelings for them are contradictory. Cute is really good, but you think there are such people in the world. They don't have a strong sense of inferiority in their mentality. Because they have no long cultural history, they tend to be white in all aspects. But they are much lazier than white people. One of their characteristics is that they are unreasonable. This is a major feature of black people. This is also a magic weapon for blacks to deal with white discrimination. You don't have to reason with me. If I want to achieve something, you must do it for me, or I won't stop being with you. The principle of black people is that if you discriminate against me, I will do it with you. Until you admit defeat, this is very obvious to my hacker. This is why white people are afraid of black people and yellow people. When white people discriminate against you, there are 800 reasons waiting for you. If your English is poor and you can't reason with him, all you have to do is find a way to achieve your goal, and don't worry about others thinking that you are full of entanglements. China people must learn from black people. Especially when dealing with the government, it is extremely useful. When a black man is unreasonable with you, you don't need to reason with him seriously. There is only one way, more unreasonable than him, and he will take you away. I remember a movie that vividly reflected the character of black people. It is about a black father who has no money to treat his son and hijacks a doctor to operate on his son in the hospital. Although he ended up in prison, his son's life was saved. China people will arrange things for their children when this happens, and so will blacks.

4. Arabs:

They (including people in North Africa and the Middle East) focus on the main shortcomings of the East and the West, while the humor in the West has only one advantage. Some of them are very clever. They are self-righteous, unpunctual, change their plans at any time, often lie, be conceited, be smart every day and discriminate against China people. Their bad plan is surprising. Being smart is unbearable. Their thinking is as smart as two generations of love. But it can't change the fate of the poor. Don't take what they say seriously. They remind me of small earthworms that feed fish in domestic fish tanks. Usually he sticks his head out and tries to move, but as soon as you touch it, it retracts. This is the characteristic of Arabs. Some of my business partners are Arabs, so you can stare at them and tell lies. After several counterattacks, he was honest.

Looking at western culture through personality

There is a joke about the composition of heaven and hell in the eyes of westerners: if a paradise is formed, the British should be policemen, the French should be cooks, the Germans should be mechanics, the Italians should be lovers, and the Swiss should be general managers; If we want to form a hell, it should be that Germans are policemen, Britons are cooks, French are mechanics and Italians are managers ... Such jokes reflect the different personality characteristics of various western countries or nations.

English castle

Isn't the Englishman a "gentleman" who wears a dark suit all day with a small hat under his arm and doesn't smile under the dark gray sky?

The most famous characteristics of the British are self-control and reticence. They like personal space very much, so there is a saying: "A man's home is his castle." Therefore, many foreigners complain that the British always seem a little arrogant. The British pride stems from his autonomy. The rules of the game must come down and cannot be changed. So you'd better not tell the British that you can't do this.

British people live an elegant life, like to do everything by themselves and pursue perfection. They like to clean their gardens, decorate their houses and even build their own houses. British TV stations often broadcast their own programs about gardening decoration and bedroom layout, which are practical and vivid and make people want to start work after reading them. One of the great advantages of doing things by yourself is that you can keep improving. It's always embarrassing to let others do it and ask too many questions. In the end, it is inevitable to compromise and solve this matter.

Three words seem to represent Britain: the adjective itself, the noun order, and a verb.

Organization (organization management).

French business customs and habits

When doing business in France, you should wear a conservative suit, and it is absolutely necessary to make an appointment for a visit. In France, etiquette requires you to list your identity on your business card. On the eve of visiting and attending dinner parties, guests always like to send flowers to their hosts. The French like flowers, and they can't live without them. French businessmen are conservative and formal, especially in small cities. You must be very formal. Don't forget to shake hands everywhere. It is better to shake hands more. Don't ask each other about their family, and they are sensitive to "business secrets".

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