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1. Those who say they will never part have already been scattered all over the world.

Sometimes I want to leave you, but I don't trust to give you to anyone, so I have to love you more.

Who can remember who said "love me forever" first, but the previous sentence turned into our wound.

There is only one you in the world, and I can love you to death.

5. "If we don't confess, we are still friends, right?" "Yes" "What about confession?" "Boyfriend! Fool "

6. I only have one love, or I don't give. Once I give it, it means everything.

7. When the sun is shining, I will think of you. After all, no one can give me a warmer intuition than the sun like you.

8. Behind the tears is another kind of understanding, and behind giving up is a kind of fulfillment.

9. Someone said, "If you delete one, this group will be empty." . I said, "If I delete one of you, this QQ will be empty."

10. If anyone really treats me, I will cherish my life. This sentence will never expire. I will only pay for people who are worth paying, whether it is friendship or love.

1 1. The shortest spell in the world is your lover's name.

12. Every time I want to find someone to accompany me, I find that some people can't find it, some people shouldn't, and some people can't.

13. All promises are defeated in the end, and all love words are defeated forever in the end.

14. If you can use "Ignore you!" Threaten a person with conditions, then this person must love you very much.

15. The relationship between two people is like knitting a sweater. When it was built, it was needle by needle, careful and long. Just pull it gently when you remove it.

202 1 Mood phrase suitable for friends circle: Love is a joke, which kills others and hurts others.

1, don't be afraid to pick roses for fear of being stabbed by them. Don't be afraid to ask for true love because you are afraid of being hurt by love.

2, heart, pain, tears, staying, cursing, forbearing, beating, beating, injury, suffering, acne, long. Honestly, what else have you not eaten?

3, life is like this, cherish it, you will always be your own protagonist, don't always play a supporting role in other people's plays.

Sometimes, all you need to do is shut up, put down your so-called self-esteem and admit your mistakes. This is not giving up, but growing up.

5, you must be strong, no one will understand how painful you really are. You must be strong, no one will understand how you want to go on living.

Dear you, never embarrass yourself, such as not eating, crying, autism and depression. These are all things that fools do.

7. Is there a feeling that the happiest students always sit in the last row in class?

8. Sometimes you don't need to be too serious. You are not tired of living heartlessly.

9. While you are young, meet someone you like and do what you want.

10, love is a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

1 1, when you say never give up, is it valid for life?

12. Don't choose if you don't like it. If you like it, stick to it.

13, if one day, I become arrogant. Please remember that no one has ever reassured me.

14, nothing is reliable these days. You're on your own. Abbreviation (holy shit)

15, some things, not care, but care.

16, once, you promised me the whole future; Now, you gave her the future.

Love is a joke. It makes you happy, but it also hurts you

1. It turns out that any standard condition, as long as you are touched, is bullshit.

It is said that confession is crazy, but without confession, there is no chance of madness.

I heard that you have been naughty recently. Were you fooling around while I was away?

Even if I let thousands of people down, I never let you down.

I will never chase you, but I will walk up to you silently and pretend to meet you by chance. If you don't invite me to go with you, I will take a different route, which is probably my view of love.

6. It's not that I don't believe it, but that I can't give a sense of security.

7. I lied to everyone and continue to like you.

8. A kite risks only one thread in its life.

9. Take care of yourself when it's cold. I can't borrow a coat or give a hug.

10. I deleted you not because I hated you, but because I was afraid I couldn't help looking for you.

1 1. Spend more time with your girlfriend. She has no basketball or games, only you.

12. I thought about becoming excellent and then appearing in front of you to make you regret not cherishing me, but when you really started to become excellent, I think this idea is naive. The meaning of persistence is to make yourself better and meet better people, and the better person is not you.

13. "I decided to confess." "Oh, then you come." "I stood in front of her house for a long time and didn't dare to knock." "Got the nerve to knock at the door! If I were her, I would promise you! " "You'd better open the door, I dare not knock yet!"

14. I blew the wind you blew. Is this a hug?

15. If you don't cherish it, I will leave, even though I like you very much.

16. I prefer simple refusal to perfunctory.

17. When you hug me, you are so gentle that you can swim in your eyes.

18. People who fall in love at first sight will really like it for a long time.

19. You are mine, but you can't have it, but you can't stay, but you can't have it.

20. You can't stop drinking water just because the glass is broken.

Love is like a joke, it kills others and hurts itself.

1, we all have a past that we want to go back but can't.

2. Horses are easy to slip on soft soil, and people are easy to fall in sweet talk.

People who don't understand me, please don't compare me with anyone. I'm just me, no matter how bad I am, I can't find the second me.

4, a person alive, sometimes too idle, sometimes too tired.

5, the so-called threshold, the past is the door, not the past has become the threshold.

It is said that everyone has problems. The more he likes it, the more he likes to bully people.

7. Forgiveness is easy. Trust again, it's not that easy.

8, the best day, nothing more than you are making trouble, he is laughing, so warm for a lifetime.

9. What would you give up? Decide what God will bring you.

10 Some injuries, although invisible, are very painful.

1 1, don't torture yourself with past memories!

Sometimes, all a person wants is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

13, how many years does it take to warm a heart, and it only takes a moment to cool it.

14. Memory is when you feel that everything has passed for so long, but once you close your eyes, everything comes back.

15, the worst feeling is not knowing whether to wait or give up.

16, many times, after inadvertently knowing something, pretending to be indifferent on the surface and covering it up with a smile, in fact, my heart hurts more than anything else.

17, the world between you and me is the whole world, and there is no outside world at all.

18, sometimes, tears are an unspeakable joy; Smiling is a silent pain.

19, the warmth of once falling in love is always not as cold as the end of the song.

20. When we were young, we gave up and thought it was just a relationship. Later we learned that it was actually a lifetime.

2 1, don't forget to smile no matter how annoying you are, and pay attention to your tone no matter how urgent you are!

22. Love is like a joke. It killed others and hurt itself!

23. Love those who are kind to you and forget those who don't cherish you.

24. Ironically, as time goes by, nothing seems to have changed, but when you look back, everything has changed.

25, see through but don't say it. A lot of things, as long as you know, there is no need to say.