Super humorous joke

Adapted version of Confucius' article, bursting with laughter

1. Hold the son's hand and drag the son away. If the son says he won’t leave, fine, close the door and let the dogs out.

2. Confucius said: "If you don't sleep at noon, you will collapse in the afternoon." Mencius said: "Confucius is right!"

3. Confucius said: Fight with bricks! That's not true. Chaos! Shine your head! Never die, never again!

The Buddha said: I am the Buddha who is compassionate! A brick can almost kill you!

4. Confucius said: Use bricks to fight with, and look at your face. It is not suitable to cause chaos. Since this is the case, how can one be alone, and have friends together? It doesn't matter anymore, it doesn't matter if it means heading towards death, it doesn't matter if it means dying!

Buddha said: I, Buddha, am merciful! Use a knife, it will hurt less. Reducing the pain is compassion!

5. Confucius said: Take other people's way, let others have no way. Can go.

6. I never hold grudges, and I usually avenge them on the spot.

7. You scold me now because you don’t understand me yet. When you understand me in the future, you will definitely hit me.

8. When we arrived at the platform, the car had already started. So I had to chase and shout: "Master, wait for me! Master, wait for me! At this time, a passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to me: Wukong, please stop chasing me.

9. I will not go to hell, whoever loves it will go there.

10. Money is not the problem, the problem is that there is no money.

11. I once thought I was on the cliff. A flower, only to find out later that it is just a scum in the sea of ??people.

12. I smile to the sky, and after I smile, I go to sleep!

13. Hero. Don’t ask for the source, don’t ask for the origin of the information.

14. There is a sheep singing: String your heart and my heart together, string a mutton skewer, and then string a mutton skewer...

15. My grandfather told me that the most touching words in the world are not "I love you", but "your tumor is benign"

16. I allow you to walk in. My world, but you are not allowed to walk around in my world

17. You said... you like me? Actually... I started... Actually, I also... .Let me tell you, I actually like myself quite a lot.

18. If Jesus and Sakyamuni play guessing games, let each other bounce their heads. Jesus will always win, and Sakyamuni will win. Muni was hit hard by the bullet. Finally, Sakyamuni won once. When Jesus saw that he had lost, he said, "Wait for me for a while, and then you can hit me again when you come back." "Jesus never came back, so for thousands of years, one of Sakyamuni's hands has remained in the position of being ready to flick Jesus' head.

19. Once you make a mistake and become a big lame, look back The waist flashed again...

20. Were you thrown upwards 3 times?