Humorous sentences that amuse oneself.

1. Don't say that I am your baby, I am your only one, and I am your most important person. Silly boy, I'm your father.

Don't go out when the roads in single dog are frozen in winter, because if you fall, you will be frozen into ice.

Don't despair when you feel ugly, poor and useless, because at least your judgment is right.

You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, while I am silly on the other end.

It was wonderful in ancient times. If you bear too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

6. Flowers bloom into the sea, and missing becomes a disaster. If you don't come, I will be old.

7. If you were born with jade sacred beam, if you were born with delicious food, if you were born with fat, if you were born with bangs, if you were born with me, why didn't you have my partner?

8. It's really beautiful to watch the heroine's head leaning against the bus glass in Korean dramas. I tried. I almost didn't have a concussion

9. That day I cried and asked my boss why I had to work overtime this weekend. The boss said, today is, can't have a holiday.

10. You don't want to plant flowers, you say, I don't want to see them drop a little. Yes, in order to avoid the end, you avoided the beginning.

1 1. It doesn't matter if you are fat, at least you are ugly.

12. Time will separate us one day, but. Even so, we will stay together until that day comes.

13. Time is the devil, it will disappear everything, including love and youth.

14. Is the daughter-in-law important or the game important? Of course, the daughter-in-law is important, so I only dare to play games, not my daughter-in-law.

15. They are all too strong, and they all cover up all their sadness with smiles, so they will be so sad and annihilated in the end.

16. I am lazy, my interest is playing, my specialty is eating, and my skill is sleeping.

17. Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

18. I'm not the kind of cute person who has to think for a long time for fifty dollars. I have to think about five dollars now.

19. Now I can understand that as long as there is someone I want to see, I am no longer lonely.

20. I ate a drawer of steamed bread in one breath. The key is not to sell half a drawer. I feel that I will awaken the wild power in me!

2 1. Because of you, I want to be a better person and don't want to be a burden to you, so I only try to prove that I deserve you.

22. Some fish can never be caged, because they belong to the sky.

23. Where people miss you is where you belong.

Happy personality signature for self-entertainment.

1: I am afraid that one day I will touch you and accompany you to the end.

He said to Chen Yi, Zhao Mosheng, you run too slowly. How did I let you catch up with you in the first place

3. The person I like has the warmth of his whole body.

4: You are crazy without me, and I am strong without you.

Those smiling eyes are not suitable for frowning.

I know I can't say such touching sweet words to please you.

7: It is a kind of respect not to disturb your predecessor.

8. I explained with personal experience that it is best not to be a lover if you can be a friend.

9: Even if I think of you in a bad mood, I can't help smiling.

10: The whole world knows that I like you. Are you a pig?

1 1: I dreamed that the male god dreamed of me, and my dreams were all the opposite. Are you saying that my male god dreamed of me?

12: Do you think you are just poor at math? In fact, you are very poor in every subject, especially math.

13: You can't leave Ni Hui Happiness after reading it.

14: I crossed the mountains and seas, but I couldn't cross the dining hall.

15: Are you happy just by smelling him?

16: "My adolescent rebellion is not as good as my sister's violent childhood! 』

17: I realized that the bride meant to take over from his mother and then take care of her son.

18: The highest state of a friend is that you are gay in the eyes of others.

19: Everyone must have played with magnets, but 100% didn't buy them.

20: What do you mean tender is when you put tofu with chopsticks.

2 1: Your head is too ugly to kill Matt. I don't want to communicate with you and make friends with you.

I will use my grades to prove how happy I am in these five months.

After all, everyone has been in each other's hearts for such a long and wonderful time.

After all, we lost time. Let's talk. It's too late to review! !

25: Does the strangeness of old age and death count as your long-term love?

26: Ten years later, it was people who fell in love at the age of 16 or 17 who entered the marriage hall. How proud I am.

You should be glad that although I didn't look for you, I can stay alone in a group.

Give me a Chen Yi, and I will be as brave as Zhao Mosheng.

29: Sisters are boyfriends who care more about themselves than themselves.

30: I haven't held a girl's hand for a long time, and even holding a pickled chicken feet feels tender.

3 1: I miss you so much. You suddenly appeared in front of me, and then I hugged you and told you how much I missed you.

I remember the name of the person I love is Yang Zhibo.

Teacher, you are great, knowing that we won't listen. You have to pretend to be strong and go on.

34: You don't have to eat for life just because you are jealous.

35: If you are willing to peel it off layer by layer ... I don't want to.

36: Cold boiled water can quench thirst, and the truth is touching.

37:[ I selfishly want your happiness because of me]

38:[ You are my sunshine, which I can't refuse even if I want to]

I love you very hard, so don't persuade me to give up.

If a person I hate confesses to me, I won't hate him anymore, because I can't refuse a man with vision.

4 1: The best people will embrace all your anxieties at the intersection.

42: At first glance, you don't look very good. If you look closely, you might as well see it at first sight!

43: Not everyone can be as lonely as He Chenyi for a long time.

44:[ I'm afraid I won't get used to it after separating your good dependence]

45: What unforgettable lies have you experienced since childhood? We'll keep the lucky money for you first.

You see, I can put my arms around your neck on tiptoe and lean against you in flat shoes, so I can stick to your heart. You see how suitable we are.

47: 【 Snow White's story tells us that seven diaosi's company for several years is not as good as a kiss from Gao Fushuai. ]

I have missed you for a long time.

49: what's it like to suddenly hate someone ... spicy strips don't even want to be given to ta!

50: We agreed to go to Whitehead together. You can't bake oil secretly.

5 1: The happiest time is when there is a blue sky around you.

Don't leave me. I can't walk around here alone.

53: We didn't talk about it, but we used the couple's screen name and the couple's head picture.

54: 54: Neighbors whose WiFi is not encrypted are good neighbors.

55: I thought there was nothing wrong with staying. I thought I was sad. You'll understand.

56: Girls should not find too handsome boys as boyfriends, but leave them to men.

57: Except two of a kind, all deep love is sad.

If you grow old overnight, I will still love you as before.

59: The best state of a couple is probably to get along as good friends, but to protect you as a boyfriend.

I know some people will leave me, whether I want to face it or not.

6 1: Avril Ramona Lavigne said that only women can tell who a bitch is. .

62: I couldn't stop laughing after listening to other people's jokes. As a result, even the air became cold.

57 humorous sentences extracted from children's self-entertainment.

Humorous sentences for children to entertain themselves (I) 1. Cleverness and wisdom are two different things. Cleverness is a kind of viability; And wisdom is a state of being. There are not many smart people in the world, estimated at one tenth; Wise men are rare, and it is estimated that they are one in a hundred. In real life, it is smart people who don't suffer; It is a wise man who can bear hardships. Smart people know what they can do, but they also know what they can't do.

From now on, don't live the life you should live, but live the life you want!

3. Home of mouth, always smiling, happy and jumping every day.

4. Maybe it's just an illusion, an innocence, an impulse ... Why, why! Quiet, quiet, calm, that's the real me.

5. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

No matter how bad my grades are, they are all my own, and I don't dislike them!

7. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

8. Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and staying at home is safest.

9. Enjoy yourself and worry about yourself! Learn to live by yourself for the rest of your life.

10. At this moment, the threshold that we thought we couldn't cross, in fact, looking back for a while, we have easily skipped; The moment we thought we couldn't do, in fact, we endured it and naturally passed. Everything that doesn't beat you will make you stronger. If time can't beat you, it will also save you.

1 1. Sometimes all we want is a hand to hold and an understanding heart.

12. You have your face value, and I have my shorts, not very short, but cool.

13. I didn't like to eat when I was a child, which led to my short stature now; I love eating now, which makes me fat and short.

14. Since drinking water will make me fat, why don't I drink coke?

15. The story of me and my pajamas can't be finished for 1,001 nights.

16. There are many ways to destroy friendship, and the most thorough way is to borrow money.

17. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!

18. Now, now, let it be; Future, future heart, why bother.

19. looks are given by the previous generation, education is set by the previous generation, ideas are taught by the previous generation, and the environment is left by the previous generation. How dare you say that each generation is worse than the next?

Humorous sentences for children to entertain themselves (Chapter II) 20. Some things can only be understood after a long time. Some things are too late when they are understood.

2 1. The best state is that you have seen the darkness and pain of this world, but still believe in its simplicity and beauty.

Although my money was not blown away by the strong wind, it seems to have been blown away by the strong wind.

23. My mother asked me to clean the house. Are you kidding? I am a beauty in a messy room.

24. If you think about your own mistakes, you will forget the mistakes of others.

25. Just crazy, two people hold up all their dreams. If you don't love, you will be strong, and a person will bear all the injuries.

You don't like me. This is a disease. You must be cured.

27. I used to be afraid of ghosts when I went out at night, but now I am afraid of meeting people when I go out during the day.

28. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

29. The same life, some people obey themselves and live the life they want; Some people are so busy pleasing the audience that they lose themselves.

30. Life, just be happy, don't pursue too much.

3 1. Your short is lifelong, and my fat is temporary.

The starting point of your life is not so important, what matters is where you can finally reach.

33. Let your past drive you to grow more, not add more resentment.

34. Have fun without affecting other people's lives!

There are so many couples outside that I dare not go out for fear that they will regret having someone.

36. You always laugh so crazy when you are happy on the other end of the phone, and I listen so silly on the other end.

37. 150 square meter house, you can walk 5000 steps every day.

Drinking alcohol three times a day often affects sleep. The thin body is getting wider and wider, and it is difficult to hide people's haggard.

Humorous sentences for children to entertain themselves (Chapter III) 39. When you finally see that gorgeous light, you will understand that all the pain is worth it.

40. As you sow, you reap. You make me cute.

4 1. Square dance, Tai Ji Chuan, smiling and walking in the spring. Laugh together at home and have a sweet breakfast.

42. The most sober time for a person is when he has nothing.

43. Stubby branches broken by strong wind were randomly put into small bottles. After two days, I had a good time and had a good time.

44. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

45. Dear, I just want to say to you: I love you, and the happiest thing in this life is the time with you.

46. Boys nowadays are really bad. I went out to play with a boy. He said he was tired after walking less than 500 meters, so I had to get off his back and walk by myself.

47. Stay at home to prevent COVID-19. If you don't go to work, you have nothing to do. Free movies and TV series, three meals and two meals.

48. I used to eat by my face, but I almost starved to death before I put it down.

49. I hope fireflies will only shine for you all their lives …

50. A person's character determines his fate. If you like to keep your character, then you have no right to refuse your opportunity.

5 1. The world is small, but I still lost you.

52. If you are in a bad mood, go to the supermarket to knead instant noodles.

In today's society, people have to queue up to cut in line.

54. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

55. Life is a journey. After watching the world of mortals, I will eventually go home.

Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

57. I am very satisfied with myself. I don't feel bad about myself. No one feels sad about it. Now my mentality is to make money and be happy.

Although it is hard, you need to entertain yourself.

Although I have to entertain myself, there is no such person in this world, waiting for someone who is full of me and can cure all my pains. I want to cure myself and turn myself into a person who enjoys himself.

If you are busy recently, don't panic. After this busy period, you can move on to the next paragraph.

Mid-autumn is getting stronger, people say a few words, and everything is cold. Idle people are so ambitious, unattainable, self-drinking, self-satisfied, self-satisfied, self-answering, self-examination since since the enlightenment, and self-leisure.

4. feel, feel a lot of progress.

Greeting each other is as sweet as honey, and it is safest to stay at home.

6. If I ride a horse, you can call me a groom, if I drive a car, you can call me a coachman, so what should you call me if I take care of the accounts?

7. Time may not prove many things, but it will definitely see through many things.

8. "How can I get someone I love to contact me?" "It is not easy to borrow money from him."

Please don't giggle at me when I call your full name, because I'm serious at this moment.

10. Civilized people are more experienced and smarter barbarians.

1 1. Don't send me any holiday wishes during the Chinese New Year. Red envelopes can make me feel your sincerity.

12. Naive new heights, self-pleasure, impermanence of life, live every day well, just be happy. I hope someone will love you as always, love you deeply and never be disappointed.

13. As you sow, you reap. You make me cute.

14. Five hairs and five hairs are the happiest, because they form a piece.

15. The most painful love triangle in the world, I love snacks, snacks love fat, and fat loves me.

16. I really want to make money into my hobby.

17. At dawn in Shanghai tonight, I couldn't bear to let my flowers be ruthlessly destroyed by the rainstorm, so I cut some and put them in a vase. Suddenly the house is full of fragrance, or the smell of Chinese rose that I was familiar with when I was a child! At this time, my heart is very quiet and everything is so quiet. Washing clothes, cooking and planting flowers and grass are my hobbies. I am very happy to have such a life! I like to live a free life, enjoy myself, sit quietly at the door and enjoy my flowers and plants, and smell different flowers with different tastes!

18. What is your greatest trust in a person? Go out with him without a penny.

19. Don't move, it's not mine, so help me put it there.

Although the work is hard, you need to entertain yourself. 20. Sister papers with small breasts should smile more, because they are happy to make a tragedy.

2 1. I have the ability to pick up girls, but being a girl is very helpless.

22. When I was a child, my teacher asked me to explain those words: handsome boy? I'm confused. Suddenly, my deskmate held a mirror in front of me, and I suddenly realized!

23. Ancient times are really good. If you are under too much pressure, you will become a demon, a demon and a god. In modern times, if you suffer too much, you will become insane.

24. A typhoon is coming. Please close the doors and windows. If I get blown to your house, I won't leave.

25. May all the sufferings and many misfortunes at this moment be told with a smile in the future.

26. If you don't like my big temper, you'd better find one with holes.

27. Stay away from people who make you sad, then stay away from things that make you miserable, and then be a good person who treats yourself well.

28. I finally became the kind of person I hate most. I hate good-looking people since I was a child.

29. Life must be wasted on beautiful things, weight must be wasted on delicious food, and love must be wasted on the people you love.

30. Love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble! Your face looks forward to it day and night! I just want to be with you all my life! Never regret it! Read the first word of each sentence together!

3 1. In fact, confession is not necessarily a good thing, and confession will be particularly black.

32. Without his freedom, he is in a quiet mood!

33. If you are willing to tear my heart off layer by layer, you will go to jail, I'll tell you.

One day, you will calm down and look at your story like an outsider, smiling and shaking your head.

35. If I am angry, everyone will push you down, and the Lord will push me to be comfortable and not be scolded for me.

36. At the moment, I am willful, but I am short of money.

37. Happiness is to find a warm person for a lifetime and accompany you to the end with your initial heart.

38. We are best friends. I'll give you a hand when you fall, but only after I finish laughing.

Although hard work requires self-entertainment, 39. Flowers bloom into the sea, and thoughts are disastrous. If you don't come, I will be old.

40. People who are super funny, good-natured, considerate and gentle are really impeccable, such as me.

4 1. Don't fall in love with me, because I am the Altman in outer space.

42. I am fascinated by you. You must reward me.

43. Now, now, you can follow the fate; Future, future heart, why bother.

44. Being in a daze, well done, is called deep. If you can't do it well, you are likely to fall asleep.

45. Young man, it's nothing to have no money at present, and there will be many days when there will be no money in the future!

46. You don't cherish the leaflets because they are handed to you, but because you don't need them at all.

47. Some roads have to be walked by feet. Some roads should be taken with heart. It is often not the thorny stone that stumbles, but the heart. Thus, it seems that the road is spread out in front of us, but in fact, the heart is fluttering on the road. One foot deep and one foot shallow, joy is on the road, sadness is on the road. But as long as the heart is not in a dead end, life will not give you a dead end.

48. Ugly children must run fast and fiercely, because if they run fast, others can't see Zhang Chou's face clearly.

49. Home of mouth, laughing and dancing happily every day.

50. I finally live a pig's life, and I feel that it is not easy for pigs to live.

5 1. Sometimes, people are cold to you. Maybe it's not your problem. Maybe people just don't like ugly people.

52. Where there is life, money is money and power is useful. People are dead and their lives are gone. What's the use of asking for money and power?

If you give me a tear, I will see all the oceans in your heart.

54. I can't sleep, but my whole world sleeps peacefully.

55. Time is like a river, and the left bank is unforgettable. The right bank is a youthful time worth grasping, with a touch of sadness in the middle. There are many beautiful things in the world, but not many really belong to you. Watching the flowers bloom and fall in front of the court, the honor and disgrace are not surprised. Looking up at the sky, I have no intention of staying, and I have no intention of staying. In this tangled world, it is also a realm to learn to treat everything around you with a normal heart!

56. Buddha has four realms, he who sees through, emerges from the dust, and is free and detached! The house I yearn for is very comfortable!