Jokes about horses

Once upon a time, there was a hunter who rode a horse and went hunting in the deep mountains with hounds. He walked for a long time and missed his prey. It is getting dark, and people, horses and dogs are very tired. The hunter hesitated to continue, and finally made up his mind to hit the prey before going back. So he shook the reins and let the horse go on. At this moment, the horse turned around and shouted, "Are you going to kill me?" ! "The hunter got a fright, turned off his horse and ran away with the hounds. When he ran to a big tree, he couldn't run any further. The hound sighed, patted his chest and said, "Shit, you scared me to death. Horses can talk ... "