The joke of Dragon Boat Festival is a crossing.

1. The tortoise wants to eat zongzi during the Dragon Boat Festival, and the snail is asked to buy zongzi. Two hours have passed, and the snail hasn't come back yet. The tortoise is in a hurry and scolds: I will starve to death if I don't fucking come back! At this time, the snail's voice came from outside the door: Nima, I won't go anyway!

2, take off your coat, you are white and tender, with a faint fragrance, lick and bite, my heart flies beyond the clouds, ah, Zongzi, my favorite!

3, you are meat, I am skin, and I wrap you tightly. You are a tooth and I am glutinous rice, and the fragrance sticks to you sweetly. You are zongzi, I am zongzi leaf, and you are wrapped in layers. Dragon Boat Festival, I want to hold you tight.