Seek some humorous stories and fairy tales.

Sister who washes dishes is often called aunt. She didn't like her aunt's bad taste and gave herself a cool name: Empress Dowager Washing Porcelain. The master who mended the tire next door was inspired and gave himself an international name willfully: take a broken wheel. Hearing this, the welding electrician also named the welding workshop: Emperor Wu of Welding. One day he went to the candy store next door to show off. As a result, the owner of the candy store took him to see his name: Emperor Taizong. The welder was silent ... not far away, the owner of the cake shop was installing a signboard, and the name of the shop was Emperor Gaozu. At this time, a dung truck passed by, and he found that there were three sons written on it: the emperor who caught excrement.

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Mother often tells the sheep: "Don't sway when wearing a skirt;" Or the little boy will see the underwear inside! One day, Yangyang said happily to his mother, "Today I played on the swing with Xiaoming, and I won!" Mother said angrily, "didn't I tell you?" Don't put on a skirt! " Yang Yang proudly said, "But I'm so smart! I took off my underwear so that he couldn't see my underwear! "

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Melon vendor: "Come and eat watermelon, it's free if it's not sweet!" " "

Hungry Niu Niu: "Wow! Great, boss, have a sweet one! "