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A daughter in Fujian sent a photo of a blind date and was spit out by her father. "You are real." How to treat this father's spit?
The girl sent a video that was vomited by her relatives, and it suddenly became a fire. The photo she sent to her father was correct, but she was mercilessly laughed at, saying it was too unreal and completely different from the real person. After the woman's front camera revealed the true face of Lushan Mountain, netizens laughed and sprayed. I didn't expect that she decorated the picture so much that it had nothing to do with the real person.
Parents have broken their hearts for their daughter's lifelong event and let their children send a good-looking photo. It's beautiful. It's nothing like me. Even the biological father feels cheated, let alone the blind date. The father wants his daughter to be real. Just take a selfie and decorate it a little. The old father meant well, this is no joke. Many girls have excellent P-picture skills, and online dating will roll over as soon as there is life.
1. The father knows what his daughter looks like and hopes that she can take blind date seriously.
Don't be too outrageous in dating photos, you will show your true colors as soon as you meet them. In order to develop with men sincerely, we should be honest with each other. Ugly daughter-in-law always wants to see her in-laws. If the real person does not match the photo, the man will feel cheated.
2, aunt spit is the most deadly.
The face value of girls before and after makeup is a little different. Girls are fat, obviously trying to fool men. I don't think women with high emotional intelligence will joke about lifelong events. Advise her to lose weight and increase her blind date opportunities. The photos are so beautiful that people feel fake. People who can't even accept their true looks will not be much better in other ways.
This may be a joke.
The old father's reaction is true. The woman deliberately sent photos of P pictures to let her father spit himself out. This video has been highly praised, and women have tried their best for blind date. Her intention is not bad, in order to leave a good impression on boys, but when she comes out to meet, it is exposed, and people are responsible for their own choices.
Do you refuse blind date? What kind of people do you think can take pictures?
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