Very interesting short message joke

Funny short message 1 1, working again? I have told you more than once not to work so hard and pay attention to your health. But you always say meaningfully: "If you don't roll more dung balls while the weather is warm, what will I eat in winter!" " "

2. There are some things you should know! Days are used for windy and rainy days; The land is used to grow flowers and grass; I was used to prove the greatness of mankind. And you: "It is used to stew vermicelli. ! "

Don't get drunk in the future. Yesterday, someone saw you chasing a pig with a glass and shouted, "Are you a brother?" Brother did it! ! "

4. I am a lonely tree, standing on the roadside for thousands of years, waiting alone, just because one day you pass by me, I will fall for you, and it is in vain not to smash you.

5. If I leave in autumn, I will wait for you in the snow; If the world goes, I will love you in heaven; If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Really, her pig-raising skills are not bad!

6. I know you pay attention to hygiene. Wash your hands carefully every time you go to the toilet. Suddenly you stopped washing your hands. I'm surprised: why don't you wash your hands? You replied: "I brought paper this time! ! "

7. It is a very happy thing to miss you; Nice to meet you. Loving you is what I will always do; Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing; However, lying to you just happened.

8. I pray to the Buddha for a long-lasting blooming rose every day. When it reaches 999, I will give it to you together and say emotionally, "I don't believe that the attracted bees won't sting you!" "

9. It is reported that a few days ago, Iraqi armed forces hung your jade photo on the wall of Baghdad, causing a large number of American soldiers to vomit and die. After investigation and evidence collection by the United Nations, it is confirmed that this is a weapon of mass destruction, so run quickly.

10. Couples in western countries always divorce because their lover is a baby. Look at the old man under the moon in China. They are experienced, so China's marriage lasts longer. When carrot saw the customer, he respectfully handed in his business card. The customer looked at the business card and asked, why is it called Korean ginseng? Carrots have a thin waist. "People haha!"

1 1. Today, when you woke up, there was a mosquito lying on your pillow and a suicide note beside you: I struggled all night. Your face is so thick that I have no face to live in this world! Lord, forgive him! I killed myself.

12, someone saw you today. You are still so charming. You walk slowly in a plaid vest. You look so detached and comfortable. It is really cute. I don't know how you beat rabbits in those years.

13, within a year, a man wrote more than 800 love letters to his girlfriend, and finally her girlfriend announced that she was getting married. The groom is the postman who delivered these letters to her.

14, the barber was chatting while helping the guests trim their faces, and they were so busy that they didn't pay attention to shaving the guests' eyebrows. The barber asked: Do you want to keep your eyebrows? Guest: Stay! Barber: Alas! Why didn't you say so earlier? Shaved off!

Husband: Honey, I'm fired. Because of a little thing, it's so unfair! Wife: Why? Husband: I forgot to close the tiger cage after work last night. But they don't want to think, who dares to steal a tiger!

16, "Do you know why men like to have long hair like ladies recently?" "Because, if your lover or wife finds long hair on their clothes, he will smile and say,' This is my hair!' "

17, you were practicing in a mental hospital, and suddenly a psycho came after you with a kitchen knife. You turned and ran until you reached a dead end, thinking it was over. The patient said, "Here's your knife, it's your turn to chase me!" "

18, a player caught the ball unsteadily. While practicing passing and catching the ball, another player gave him a good ball. He was afraid of losing his grip, so he shouted "Hold on". As a result, the ball hit him on the head and he only heard him say, "With whom?"

19. When you are lonely, a pencil may be your best plaything. You can cut it, you can cut it, you can cut it with a small knife, and you can vent yourself and shout loudly, "I killed the pen, I killed the pen, I killed the pen!" " "

20. The sky is so clear, the sun is so bright, and the sea is so boundless. You stood by the blue sea, and I stabbed you with a stick: "Hey, this little bastard, his shell is quite hard!" "

2 1, April Fool's Day to SMS, my blessing is the best, I have no worries immediately after receiving it, I have less pain after reading it, and I can get a high salary after forwarding it. I'm sure I'll pick up money when I send it in groups. Today is April Fool's Day, I wish you a happy holiday and all the best!

22, April 1 April Fool's Day, please be a fool for one day: forget all the troubles and worries and hide the happiness in your heart; Success or failure is at stake, and happiness is enough; Intelligence is disturbed by intelligence, and ignorance is not enough; Sometimes a little silly, happiness will accompany you. To be a man, you should leave a place for stupidity, do things with stupid power, live like a fool, and achieve your career with stupidity. Today, I was foolish to be mixed with water, and finally I found you, a fish that slipped through the net. Happy April Fool's Day!

23, looking at the advertisement screen, I have to sigh that the Chinese nation has not let people down! Successfully celebrated April Fool's Day as Valentine's Day!

24. If no one confesses to you on April Fool's Day, you are doomed to die alone!

25. The day before yesterday was Physician's Day, yesterday was Easter and today is April Fool's Day. Together, do you want to say: the status of doctors wants to be resurrected, and that is a fool! Look, National Day comes after Teacher's Day. Tip: Teachers all over the country will celebrate festivals!

26. Send this method beyond the whole division. Write "Teacher, I'm so tired" on the blackboard, and then put the shoes on the windowsill. Finally, everyone is lying on the floor below. Which dark brain came up with this? It really feels like pushing the teacher's heart down the abyss with one punch.

27. Today is April Fool's Day. You're lucky not to be stupid. Stupidity is an honor. I'm relieved not to be stupid. If you are stupid, you should be happy. I wish you a "fool" in your work, a "fool" in your ability, a "fool" in your life, and a quick fool!

April 28 1 April Fool's Day, the people who are fooled the most are the people who have the most friends, the cleverest and naughty people, the people who are not fooled are the most respected people, and the people who don't want to fool others are the most caring people. No matter who you are, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day!

29. The sky is not blue without you, and the earth won't turn without you; You are our pride, you make this festival more joyful; At this moment, I send you a congratulatory letter, wishing you a bright smile during the holiday; Happy April Fool's Day!

30, career will not seek "stupid", love is never "stupid", often take advantage of "stupid" Weng, financial resources are rolling year after year "stupid", good luck every day, I wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

3 1, dust off innocence, be bound and lively, fly freely, pack intelligently, and make happiness hopeless. Just release a little stupidity and walk the rivers and lakes. Dear friends, Happy April Fool's Day!

32. You are handsome and generous, you talk elegantly, you are a leader in the crowd, you are a heartthrob in the crowd, today is April Fool's Day, no matter how you lie, God will forgive me, hehe, I wish you a happy April Fool's Day.

33. I love you all my life! This is true, please believe me! You are my baby! Life can't live without you! Only I know your heart best! Your eyes are the softest (see the third word of every sentence). Happy April Fool's Day!

34. Today is April Fool's Day, you should be careful; Friends have bad intentions and make you happy; Someone is kind, don't be sincere; Always be careful, be careful when carving; Send you a concern, may you feel at ease today. Happy April Fool's Day!

Congratulations, your mobile phone number was hit by a lucky golden egg and won the special prize. Please bring the original ID card, the original household registration book and two one-inch photos, and come to our place to receive the prize quickly, before it expires. Prize: a piece of toilet paper.

36. The quality of short messages depends on the curative effect. Stare at this message for two seconds. Look: Is your speech clear, your mind is not lacking, your nerves are normal, and your IQ is not zero? That's right. Haha, look at the effect more and more. Happy April Fool's Day to you.

37. I collect a few tons of "fools" every year and gather several baskets of "fools get water". My family gave it to "Century Fool". I hope that you who are "smarter than fools" will learn the wisdom of monkeys as soon as possible. Bajie will not thank you soon. Haha, happy April Fool's Day!

38. One of the most heinous functions of April Fool's Day is to base your happiness on the stupidity of others. But I won't enable this function today, because you are already enjoying it! Happy April Fool's Day!

39. This short message is a good thief. I have no worries when I receive it, less pain when I read it, high salary when I forward it, and I can take orders in groups. The content is: April Fool's joke, it is very important to grasp the scale. Just be sincere and happy. May you be laughed at by fools.

40. Quick identification method of fool SMS: the receiver is "stupid" every year, the respondent is "stupid" every month, the sender is "stupid" every day, the depositor is "stupid" all the time, and the deletion person is not "stupid". Wish: Happy April Fool's Day!

The second paragraph of the funny text message misses the days we walked together, and the spring is beautiful. Birds are singing and flowers are fragrant. Everyone in the village praises you for your beauty and cuteness. The villagers also praised me for being smart and capable, and I came out to release pigs at such a young age.

When you are lonely, watermelon may be your best vent. You can cut it with a knife. Cut it off. Cut it off. Chop it, and at the same time, you can shout: I want to kill the melon. I kill melons. I kill melons!

A farmer asked a veterinarian to raise pigs. The veterinarian said that it seems that artificial breeding is needed. The farmer hesitated for a long time, summoned up his courage and said, yes, I'm afraid it will bite me.

I was nervous the first time. He always let me relax gently, and then he stuck me in my body. There is blood, and the pain is speechless. I just realized ... blood donation is like this.

The pregnant mother groaned while covering her stomach. The boy asked: What happened to her mother? Mom said: Your brother is kicking me! He is becoming more and more naughty. The boy said, why don't you swallow him a toy?

The two supervisors decided to personally guide the work of the female secretary. A said: It is our responsibility to teach her what to do and what not to do. B said excitedly: Yes! You are responsible for teaching her how to do it.

Two drunks started talking, "I should be dead. I told my wife that I was married. " "I am more damn it! I made a slip of the tongue after drinking and told my wife about my idea of getting married again. "

After examining the beautiful female patient carefully, the doctor said happily, Mrs. Wang, I have good news for you. Patient: No, I'm Miss Wang. Doctor: Oh, well, I have some bad news for you.

A university professor told his students: the ancient word Lu means kissing, mouth to mouth, very vivid. At this time, some students asked: where are the words? What are four people and a dog doing?

Women are plump, thin, slim, tall, delicate and short. Men are fat pigs, thin ribs, tall bamboo poles and short wax gourd!

A mother and daughter are shopping, and a rogue has been following her daughter to try to steal money. When my daughter just wanted to tell her mother that this man is a rogue, she didn't expect it, but her mother said first: This rogue is always following me, which is annoying.

A gentleman named to buy a black condom. The boss is puzzled. A good friend of mine died recently, and I bought a black condom to comfort his widow.

I like a girl and have never had the courage to contact her. Later, I finally got up the courage to invite her to dinner to express my feelings. Unexpectedly, I said, shall we sleep together?

Very funny message, paragraph 3 1. Cold Monday, braised Tuesday, steamed Wednesday, fried Thursday, stir-fried Friday, happy spices, leisurely wine, I will cook a blessing dinner for you this weekend, and I am willing to enjoy it happily.

2. Happy action essentials: worry and sadness, kicking; Good luck, seize it; Happiness is sweet, a kiss; Good luck. Give me a hug. May you be happy, more than once.

3. Haha is a happy smile, haha is a knowing smile, hee hee is a snicker, hum is a sneer, hey hey is a sly smile, and roar is a leather smile instead of a leather smile. SMS is just to make you laugh, I hope to be happy!

4. In the past, Jiang was just teasing you; Later, you were cruel to garlic and made waves with onions; KINOMOTO SAKURA scheming is popular now. Although the price has gone up, friendship can't be devalued. Nothing to tease you is negotiable!

5. Practice a set of happiness fans, not too long; Kick your happy legs, don't be too late; Run for good luck, don't sweat; Dance a happy and sweet exercise, don't be confused; I wish you happiness everywhere!

6. Practice a set of happiness fans, not too long; Kick your happy legs, don't be too late; Run for good luck, don't sweat; Dance a happy and sweet exercise, don't be confused; I wish happiness everywhere.

7. Send a happy signal uninvited; Trouble knots, bad luck drives away the broom; Laugh off your big teeth, there is no antidote to happiness; If you want to be serious, I'll throw you a pile of money!

8. Funny and warm short message sentence: There is a tacit understanding that makes me scold you; There is a kind of harmony, let me sit and you stand; There is a friendship that tells me to eat meat and you drink soup; There is a blessing that texting makes you happy.

9. Rest, work always hurts; Wait a minute, wait a minute, ignore people because of too much entertainment; Entertainment, leisure exercise; Time and time again, today makes you as sweet as honey.

10. I am willing to become a thief, steal your true feelings, put them in a romantic heart and fight for a lifetime. Even if there is only one bowl of porridge, I will put it in your hand. It's not enough to love you in this life! Hey! Are you moved?

1 1. Worry has been fired, sorrow has been knocked down, unhappiness has fled, failure has been cancelled, success is noisy, happiness is laughing, wishful thinking is shrouded, good luck is shining, blessings are around, and happiness is repaying!

12. I put happiness in the "tube", health in the "bar", sweetness in the "million", happiness is accompanied by "getting rich", and happiness is carved into "red" to send you happiness every day!

13. Information smiles on the face, and a happy mood is indispensable; The information should be sweet, don't be upset all the time; The information is put forward, and good luck will always follow; Information conveys friendship and wishes you happiness!

14. Beautiful flowers, fragrant flowers, blooming flowers. Kind words are touched by true feelings, and words are affectionate. Versatile and happy, the more the better. Come often, bless often and communicate often. Don't forget to keep in touch!

15. Every earthly world is inevitable. Please don't care about those who make you angry. Remember to cherish those who make you happy and receive blessings every day. Haha, please keep it in your heart.

16. I wish my life is getting better and better, my age is getting younger and younger, my economy is going up again, my villa is full of diamonds and jewels, and I am showing off in a BMW. Making money is like mowing the grass. I feel like a thief, and I am proud to have a friend like you!