Which of God’s replies made you laugh out loud?

Text version one:

"Tandi, tell me, old grandson, where is my golden cudgel?"

"Great Sage, your golden cudgel is Hoop, it’s great because it matches the shape of your head..."

Text version two:

During evening self-study, the teacher came a few minutes late, and the classroom started to get noisy. When the noise was getting louder, the teacher came in, and the whole class suddenly became quiet. The teacher [glaring angrily]: "I heard the noise from outside the classroom!" The voice that can be heard said: "How about it, you can't hear it as soon as you come in."

Text version three:

Question: Which country can I go to if I want to travel abroad for 2000 RMB?

Reply: Qin, Lu, Qi, Shu, South Korea, Zheng, Wei, Chu, Zhao, Yan, Wu, etc.

Pictures Warning one:

Picture warning two:

Picture warning three:

In daily life

We are checking Weibo and friends During the circle time

I will answer any interesting questions when I encounter them

Occasionally I will see some amazing replies that will make you laugh out loud every minute

That’s all there Which gods are replying?

▼Siri told me a joke

▼I want the kind of job where money is dropped from the sky

▼The replies I see in my daily work , I have confirmed that they are all cheating people

▼Wise and interesting replies, this is full of routines

One day, you will become someone you hate

Where are the most beautiful girls in China?

Do you know why showing affection is usually done at noon?

Do you think we are a good fit?

You young people just take money too seriously!

▼Which college are you from? …………

That’s it for sharing. Do you have anything interesting to share?