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What is the martial arts level of Mr. the legendary swordsman Mo Da? What is the level in the legendary swordsman?
Suddenly, Hu Qin's faint voice came from my ear. The voice is sad, like sighing or crying. With the sound of the instrument, it trembled and made a rustling and intermittent sound, just like a drop of rain falling on the leaves. Ling Huchong opened his eyes in surprise.
Fei Bin was surprised: It's raining at night in Xiaoxiang, and Mr. Big is coming. ? But listening to Hu Qin's voice became more and more tragic, and Mr. Moda never came out from behind the tree again. Fei Bin shouted:? Mr. Mo Da, why didn't you come to see me? ?
The piano stopped suddenly and a thin figure appeared behind the pine tree. Ling Huchong already heard about it? Xiaoxiang night rain? This name, but he has never seen him. In the moonlight, he was skinny and his shoulders arched. He is really like a ghost of tuberculosis, and he will die all the time. Unexpectedly, the famous Hengshan School is such a person who describes obscenity. Mr. Mo Da holds the Hu Qin in his left hand and arches his hands to Fei Bin. Brother Fei, good left leader. ?
Seeing that he meant no harm, Fei Bin knew that he and Liu Zhengfeng were not friendly, so he said, Thank you, Mr. Moda. Hello, brother. You sent Liu Zhengfeng to make friends with cults. He is not good to our Wushan Sword Sect. Mr. Motor, what do you think we should do? ?
Mr. Moda slowly approached Liu Zhengfeng, took two steps, and then said, "It's time to kill someone!" ? Murder? This word has just appeared. The cold light flashed suddenly. Holding a thin and narrow sword in his hand, he suddenly stabbed Fei Bin in the chest. This trick is fast and introverted like a dream, which is the stunt of "Hengshan Thirteen Clouds". Fei Bin used to be a member of the Liu family. He fell into the trap again. He backed away in fear and hissed. His chest was cut by a sharp sword. His clothes were torn and his chest muscles were cut. Although the injury was not serious, he was frightened and angry and lost his vitality.
FeiBin immediately stabbed each other with his sword. Mr. Mo Da's sword was the first one, and then it came. A thin sword, like a snake, kept shaking. Under the light of his sword, it pushed Fei Bin back. He can't even say a dirty word.
Quyang, Liu Zhengfeng and Ling Huchong saw that Mr. Moda's fencing had changed. They are like ghosts, frightened and dizzy. Liu Zhengfeng and his disciples have been brothers for decades. However, he never imagined that his swordsmanship was so superb.
There was a little blood spattered on two long swords. Fei Bin jumped up and tried to parry. He couldn't get rid of Mr. Moda's sword light, and blood gradually splashed into a red circle around them. He jumped up when he heard the sound of Fei Bin dragging on. Mr. Moda took two steps back, put his sword on Hu Qin and turned and walked away. ? Xiaoxiang night rain? The song sounded behind the pine tree and gradually disappeared.
FeiBin jumped up and fell down at once. The blood arrow in his chest shot like a spring. At that moment, he hit it hard. He mobilized the internal forces of Songshan School. After the sword entered the chest, the internal force did not disappear, and blood was forced to gush from the wound. This is strange and terrible.
Before the start, I had already greeted Fei Bin, and the fighting process was unilaterally hung up.
Besides, martial arts is not as good as brother Liu Zhengfeng, which is a big joke.
Xiaoxiao: Xiaoxiang rainy night in the lake. What is the ranking of Mr. Mo Da's martial arts?
Qu Yang lamented:? Liu Xiandi, you once said that there is no harmony between your brothers. Liu Zhengfeng said? My brother's behavior is strange and understandable. I have no differences with him, not any views on the rich and the poor. I'm just saying I have no temperament. ? Quyang shook his head and said that his sword was great. But Hu Qin is always sad and makes people cry. Getting rid of the market is too tacky. ? Liu Zhengfeng said? Yes, my brother plays the piano and will never go back. The melody walks on the sad road as much as possible. A good poem, a good word, emphasizes pleasure without lewdness and sadness without sadness. How can a good song be like this? As soon as I heard his huqin, I wanted to avoid it.
Ling Huchong said to himself:? The love of music between these two people is worlds apart. At this critical moment of "Fight to the Death", they are still discussing what is sad but not sad, and what is appealing to both refined and popular tastes. Fortunately, Master Mo arrived in time and saved our lives. ?
Liu Zhengfeng said again? But when it comes to fencing and martial arts, I can't bet.
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