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Angels take me to heaven.

Three people came to heaven, and the angel said, "Now there are people everywhere in heaven. Tell me how you died, and I will let anyone who dies the worst. " The first man said, "I am a civil servant. I go to work on time every day. I love my wife very much, but one day I found that I forgot to bring my certificate when I went out, so I came back quickly." Unexpectedly, I saw my wife's messy clothes and looked at me in horror. I thought there must be an adulterer. Finally, I saw a pair of hands on the balcony. I don't think you will die now, so I stepped on those hands with my foot, and then I saw him fall. Who knows that he was so lucky that he fell on the canopy, so I lifted the biggest thing in my house and smashed it in the refrigerator. Finally, I was killed. I was so happy that I suddenly had a heart attack and died. " The second man said, "I am a gangster." One day, I was having an affair with a woman, but then her husband came back. In desperation, I hid in the refrigerator. The man went crazy and began to look around the house. Finally, I don't know how he knew I was hiding in the refrigerator. He threw me upstairs with the refrigerator and I was killed. " The third man said, "I'm a cleaner. One day, I was cleaning the window, but I accidentally fell down. I thought my reaction almost reached the edge of a balcony, and I was trying to climb up. I don't know who stepped on my hand hard, but I didn't insist on falling. I thought it was over, but I went and got caught in the canopy downstairs. While I was celebrating my life, the man hit me with the refrigerator. I .. "

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