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To tell the truth

I love you with all my youth, and then I forget you with the rest of my life.

Second, if this life is chaotic, you will be brilliant in the afterlife.

People who get lost before summer comes will come back when the last snow falls in winter.

Fourth, you are still young. Maybe you'll stay with me after a few laps.

May your life be clear, do what you want to do and love the people you want to love.

6. May Shan Ye have fog lights. You can cross the other shore with a torch and light up my lonely youth. After that, the night train will no longer drive to a lonely station, and you can go back to the boat.

You are the only reason why I can still smile.

A friend of mine said that when people die, they can only take away their memories. I think memory only affects our present feelings, which we can't take away or keep.

Cry if you want, and laugh happily. Don't be hypocritical because of the hypocrisy of the world.

She only drinks without talking or wiping her tears.

I know I can't let go of your love, I am too familiar with your care. I can't tell whether missing you is comfort or sadness.

12. Later, I broke the bottle and didn't wake up. I got dirty and didn't get love.

Thirteen, love is never a feeling but a responsibility.

Fourteen, there are always a few dreams in life, and there are always a few people who will leave.

Fifteen, as if nothing had happened is the most malicious revenge.

Sixteen, in those hurried or lazy times in the future, lights will not disappear everywhere.

Seventeen, a new day, a new beginning, forget yesterday's sadness, keep yesterday's happiness.

Eighteen, you are my hometown that I can't go back through the mountains and rivers. I sit on both sides of time.

I spent half my life chasing you. You run so fast that I can't catch up. sorry

Twenty, I am really glad that I am me and I am loved by you.

Twenty-one, there are always a few people who care about each other for more than ten years but are defeated by innocence or innocence.

Twenty-two, the sunflower will start life if it can't see the sun, and it will persist if it can't see hope.

The best feeling is that when I look at you, you are already staring at me.

24. Close the hasty book of youth, leaving only broken memories.

The strength I want is not someone's shoulder, but a place where I can't stay.

Twenty-six, I am not a mass grave of your feelings, and I can't stand so many old people in your past.

Twenty-seven, accompanying you through youth is my once-in-a-lifetime seriousness.

I want to be your best meeting and the hardest goodbye.

Twenty-nine, the old love vows are like slapping. Every thought of a word is like a slap in the face.

Speak your mind.

1. What I am most afraid of is that I told you my heart with joy, but you simply replied: Oh.

2. People will hear a lot of heartfelt words in their life, and I am glad because I have heard them before.

I want to talk to someone, but I can't talk to you because you are my heart.

Don't make do when you are lonely, and don't talk to people you don't know.

I don't want to sleep when I miss you, and I don't want to wake up when I dream about you. To tell you the truth, I miss you very much, but I don't want to disturb you.

6. Trust is not telling the truth to a person, but taking a person seriously.

7. Such a deep pain can only be said in front of credible people.

8. The easiest mistake to make is always quarreling with the person you love, but telling the truth to strangers.

9. Why do I feel sad every time I speak my mind?

10. Sometimes, it's really not a good song that I've heard many times, but every lyric is from the heart.

1 1. You shouldn't lose control and tell many things to others.

12. I finally can't bear to say what I think, but some people say I'm not sensible …

13. Send a message to the clouds and the sunset glow, and bring my heart words: I will always wait for you, even if it is the ends of the earth.

14. I am not afraid to tell my best friend what I think. I'm afraid he will tell others my idea as a joke.

15. Sometimes a lot of things are crowded in my heart and I can't say it slowly. Since then, the truth has become the truth.

16. We all made the same mistake, quarreling with people we like and telling the truth to strangers.

17. When I sing my heart, tears will flow down. If you are afraid of sadness, please hold my hand.

18. You don't need too many friends, just a friend who can speak from the heart.

19. Don't tell everyone. What you said was from the heart, but what they listened to was a joke.

20. Drinking a full belly of cold water can drown all your thoughts.

2 1. Frankly speaking, your thought is not only a moral responsibility, but also a gratifying thing.

22. The real truth cannot be said, and there is no need to say it.

23. words hidden in your heart are not deliberately concealed, but not all pain can be shouted out.

24. Love is noisy, should you speak your mind?

Say the truth, who can understand me!

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world. I will wait for your arrival here, expecting our love to blossom and bear fruit, making our nest romantic and warm, and feeling happy as soon as I get home.

Second, with a man and a marriage, there is happiness and the truth. Going to Buddha is the grand prize.

Third, men like to eat in the pot and look out, so women should not put their eggs in one basket. This is called balance, also called equality.

Fourth, love, friendship and affection all abide by the law of conservation.

Love is a responsibility, a lifelong commitment, mutual support, great love and vigorous love. But I have always believed that love should permeate every bit of life, care and encourage, and two people will never leave, ordinary but not dull, romantic and warm.

6. In this bustling and unfamiliar city of Shanghai, I will leave the most important fragments of my career struggle. I don't have much love experience, and I like singing, swimming and traveling. Life is more regular, no smoking, no drinking. No other bad habits. Attach importance to feelings and cherish fate. I hope I can go through the vicissitudes of life hand in hand with a gentle, kind, sincere and gentle girl.

7. If she cries to you that her boyfriend is not good to her, you must never call her boyfriend a bad thing and let her leave early. Because she was just impulsive, looking for comfort instead of venting.

Eight, love is like eating Chili. It always smells good when you don't eat it, but when you do eat it, you regret it and swear never to eat it again. However, just after tasting the spicy taste, you miss it very much. The hotter, the more fragrant, the more fragrant and spicy. You will always wander between missing and regretting. This is the logic of love.

Nine. I only said one. For five years, I hope to be together for life emotionally. Don't come to me if you don't want to get married. I'm a little conservative, I won't lie to girls, I won't be hypocritical to girls I don't like, I won't be half-hearted, and once I like them, I may hang myself on a tree. I am very caring, caring, kind and honest. I like singing, especially sad, slow down. I won't get married just to get married, if there is no girl I like. I don't like to go with the flow. I like to be reserved and be a lady. I don't like to be too ostentatious, too particular and too materialistic, and I don't like to treat my feelings as a game. She doesn't need to be beautiful, but she must have a good personality. She must know how to care about others, be considerate, be opinionated and practical. I don't care about her background I don't want to be a strong woman. I will visit my only soul mate in the vast sea of people. No, my life.

I like surfing the Internet. My biggest pastime in my spare time is watching TV and surfing the Internet. My dream life is to have my own career and a beautiful family. I hope my future partner is conservative, sincere and family-oriented. I sincerely hope to meet my TA here!

Eleven, love is eternal, one minute is eternal, and one second is eternal, so it is enough to recite it in memory.

Twelve, love is on the left, love is on the right, walking on both sides of life, sowing seeds at any time, flowering at any time, and decorating this long journey with flowers. I want to talk about a love that never breaks up, stumbles on, sets the sun and grows old together.

13. Ask for no result, no company, no ownership or even love, just meet you in my most beautiful years.

14. Would it be a miracle if I met you here? I have fantasized about the other half of the future countless times, hazy and kind. I believe that love is fate after all. The acquaintance and love between two people in the vast sea of people is a coincidence in itself. Will you be my coincidence?

Fifteen, my love motto: what kind of man, what kind of woman; Marriage can't be arbitrary. Self-love can win self-esteem; Love is also an attitude. Don't look for a good one, just find the right one; Don't look for perfection, just look for uniqueness. Excellent people are not necessarily happy together, but the right people are the happiest together!

Sixteen, love is like watching TV, holding the remote control, waiting for a good program with great expectation, finally falling asleep exhausted, but can't help waiting the next day.

Seventeen, it doesn't matter if a man leaves you, the key is that he doesn't pick up. Loving a man all the time is asking for it.

Love is like watching TV, holding the remote control, waiting for a good program with great expectation, finally falling asleep exhausted, but can't help waiting the next day. I'm waiting for you. I can't help coming back.

I am a stranger to you. So, I filled in my personal information truthfully and put photos of my recent life in the photo album. In addition to what you see, I also want to tell you that I am the only child born in the 1980s, but I have not been spoiled. I will clean up my house in good order and make good food; She knows how to care about her family and friends, and she is a very reassuring girl. To me, you are unknown. When the journey of life is still lonely, I try to make myself healthier and happier. One day in the future, when I am tired of walking and want to have a rest, I look up and see you standing not far away, waving to me with a smile and telling me loudly that I have been waiting for you here for a long time! I will walk towards you with a smile, and then walk with you for the rest of my life. This person who makes me smile, although I don't know when you will appear, I will wait for you because I believe you exist.

Men go shopping with women because they want women to buy him what they need. Men don't want to go shopping with women because they are afraid that women want too much.

I hope he is self-motivated, considerate and caring. I'm in junior college now. I hope to meet the TA in my heart.

22. A person is easy to grasp. No matter how many fantasies you have, as long as you love him, you may find his way. Women have a lot of fun loving men. Through their love for men, they can also discover the infinite secret world behind men.

Hello, nice to meet you. I really hope to meet you in a dull life and cherish each other. I am a boy who has always been dull and has no life experience. I used to study, but now I work, and my life is so dull.

Love is like a mobile phone. It is always rumored that there is a one-way charge, but it will never leave Taiwan Province. Finally, you find that the source of the rumor is either the user himself or the so-called experts and scholars who don't have mobile phones. Then you have to convince yourself how reasonable and legal the two-way charge is.

25. I am mature and steady, humorous and lively, intelligent, diligent and enterprising, generous and affectionate. I am usually good at sports, love literature, enjoy family life, make good friends with good personality, and hope to find a woman who is considerate, loves her family and has good personality.

Twenty-six, men like to say that women are slim and beautiful, but in fact, they are more eager for plump and sexy women. Few men like their wives to be ribs.

27. I feel wonderful to have you inside; I feel warm with you in my memory; I feel happy to have you on the journey; I am determined to have you in my loss; You are silent, I feel brilliant; With you among my friends, I am no longer lonely!

28. Marriage is the welfare of the lazy, the yoke of the industrious, the savior of the fallen, the yoke of the happy, the home of the prodigal son and the spiritual graveyard of all beings.

Love is a lie of the lonely, a joke of the loyal, and a panic of the bachelor.

Thirty, Xu Zhimo: I will visit my soul mate in the vast sea of people, and I am lucky to get it! No, my life! I think love is an ordinary and sacred thing, and we need to care about each other sincerely! I am mature and steady. I like music, reading and traveling. I hope to find a bosom friend to taste life!

Thirty-one, men always like to persuade other women to drink, and drink when they are happy. But I don't like people advising my wife to drink, for fear that she will lose face after drinking.

32. engineering male, who once loved literature and was occasionally sour, was quick-thinking, tolerant and sometimes unconstrained. Small circle, few friends, no smoking addiction, occasional drinking, rare games, having fun and not getting drunk. I like a kind girl who is a little thorough. Maybe, I will meet you.

In this world, there is always someone waiting for you, someone who will give you peace of mind and happiness, and someone who will accompany you to your old age. This person should be cherished and appreciated. Are you the happiness I am looking for?

When he leaves, go to the bathroom to take a bath and wash away love at the same time.

35. Getting a place the size of a palm and losing the whole world is marriage.

36. If you love someone or the same thing at the same time, don't let go, let alone fight for it. For the sake of your friendship, you can give up all those things, no need!

Money is not everything? That's bullshit! What is omnipotent? What is closer to everything than money? This is omnipotent.

Talk about love.

1, you are my other city, and you are my other life. 2. Do you know my love?

It's not that I don't understand you, but that I still love you.

4, unless the loess bones, I will let you worry-free.

Because of you, life is full of sunshine!

6. You are glad to have someone to miss.

7. Don't wait for the wrong person, and don't break your heart!

8. Don't touch me, and then leave me without looking back.

9. I love you because I am loyal to my faith in love.

10, what you dream of. Not necessarily for you.

1 1, the best time for love is when it is ambiguous.

12, thank you, it's good to have your company when I am most lonely.

13, will you stay with me? Like when I first met, I was not afraid of being tired.

14, on the road of love, two people are good, three people are too much.

15, invisibility is not that you don't want to meet, but that you are afraid to turn a blind eye.

16, my world is silent and there is no room for others.

17, because I love you, I want to go out of your world automatically.

18, only one person is willing to wait and the other person is willing to appear.

19, one hundred people and one hundred species, and you are not the only one in heaven.

20. It's all you, occupying my heart, leaving no gaps.

2 1, dreams are for chasing, not for fantasy.

22. Time is more terrible than death. Falling in love is more painful than breaking up.

23. As long as you persist for a while, you can reach the other side of happiness.

24. If we change our minds, you will understand and I will understand you.

Maybe you really shouldn't know me, which will make your life a mess.

26, ambiguous, anesthetized my helplessness. Turning around deepened my loneliness.

27. Love is like a play. Your friendship is a guest appearance, but I perform with my heart.

28. Sometimes, we don't think too much, just follow our hearts.

29. If your choice is the end of hell, I am willing to fall with you.

I want to be the first reader and the most loyal reader of all your works.

3 1, the years we walked together, the youth we walked, and the time we walked.

32. Maybe I don't understand you, but my willfulness makes you refuse to look back at me.

33. What's hidden in a ruthless smile? Actually, I'm tired, very tired.

34, time, you can understand love, you can prove love, you can also overthrow love.

35. I smile. Whenever I am sad or happy, I only smile.

36. The past is the ashes of memories, and the future is an illusion projected by people.

Don't you know that my tears are all for you until I cry?

I can't give you everything you want, but I will give you a heart that will never change.

There are too many paradoxes in the world of love, even if you are careful, you may not get full marks.

40. Because you have loved, you will not become an enemy. Because you have been hurt, you will not be friends.

4 1, you came out of my dream and jumped into my arms. I can't let you go. Happy Valentine's Day.

42. For you, I put down my pride and everything, but I got hurt.

43. I should live an exquisite life. After all, I am still a girl who likes romance at heart.

44. I want to be a fish. You can stew, boil, steam and lie in your gentle stomach.

45. Your leaving has taken away every warm tone in my life. The rest is not clear.

46. True love is to see the whole world through one person, not to abandon the world for one person.

47, people can't be ruthless, ruthless people are terrible; People can't be affectionate, and affectionate people are too painful.

48. I was chatting with the male god last night, and suddenly he said: You want to upgrade and be my girlfriend.

49. Sometimes two people who can't understand each other will be more lonely than when they are alone.

I thought you would like me if I made you laugh, but I lost to someone who could make you cry.

5 1. Without you, I will spend every night alone like a wounded lonely bird.

52. I'm just a fool who steals wifi from the bank in the middle of the night without traffic but wants to chat with you.

When someone asks me what happiness is, I tell them that happiness means that the person I love smiles at me.

54. Love should not be rekindled. Once rekindled, those good memories of the past will go up in smoke.

55. There is a house called Golden House, where Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty and Chen Ajiao lived, but Wei Zifu ruined the beautiful scenery.

I don't know when the expression on our faces changed, just to deal with others.

57, the dream is long; Who loves snow; Just wait for you to know that spring is warm; Look at the bright moon and get dressed at night.

58. I hope someone will hold my hand, whether it is dull or vigorous, and we will walk together.

59.good morning! Happy Valentine's Day. Give me a diamond ring. It's on sale now, as long as 880 yuan RMB.

60. Life is only three days, and people who live in yesterday are confused; Those who live in tomorrow wait; People who live in the present are the most practical. .

6 1, that's all the warmth in my life. I gave it to you, but you left me. How can I smile at others in the future?

62. If life is the greatest gift from God, then life without you is the greatest gift from God.

63. Maybe, no matter what God gives me or not, no matter how tight my arm is tied, it still leaks; For me, no matter how I missed it in the past, I will have it.

When I learned that she was crying because of the cold and warm nest under my bed, I couldn't help feeling sad for a while. Please allow me to say to her: I'm sorry.

65. I forget when it started, and I am used to the orderly nightlife. I don't know since when, I am afraid of being alone at night.

66. It doesn't matter if you fall in love with someone with many different living habits. Be careful when getting married. Think about whether you can tolerate each other's differences for a long time.

67. Money can be deposited in the bank, and you can keep it in your heart. I only think of the bank when I have no money, but you are in my heart, and I miss you all the time.

68. Don't let those who will never come back become your burden. The most unspeakable thing in the world is the look in your eyes when you don't love someone.

69. I firmly believe that when one misses another, it should be a kind of quiet missing. Love, this kind of power, can often reach the other side of white hair in an instant.

70. Fall in love with you and the sweetness of love; Fall in love with you, fall in love with the obsession; Fall in love with you, fall in love with the longing for love; Love you, love everything you have.

7 1, female: I like big dolls! I like French perfume! Diamonds represent eternity! Man: Wait a minute, baby! Do you like cheap things? Woman: Yes! I like you best!

72. It turns out that this shock will pass. I can't help feeling sorry for myself. What else is forever? What's the use of revenge? It can't save the pain of that year. The lost love is gone, and there is no trace of the wound.

73. A grasshopper wanted to marry a dragonfly as a bride, but the dragonfly didn't agree. The friend asked why? Dragonfly: You are so stupid! Haven't you heard that grasshoppers can't hop for a few days in autumn? I don't want to be widowed so young!

74. I long for such a person in love. In his heart, he knows my bluff and fragility, gives me the care and comfort I need, and knows all my shortcomings, and then hugs me with warm and delicate love.

75. It's hard to say goodbye when you are one. It's sad to cry when you are happy, and it's long to kiss, laugh and cry. Our hearts know each other, and the moon is like my heart at this time, and this feeling has lasted for a long time!

76. The time of embracing each other is strange to the hustle and bustle of the city. On the day of holding hands, I didn't look at those heartbreaking injuries. I love you, love you. In the eyes when we first met, my heart was captured by you and my feelings were collected by you.

77. Romance is holding you gently in your arms and sitting by the fire on a day when the cold wind is howling and snowflakes are flying. Even if you don't say a word, it seems that you have said a lot. Let the warm fire jump out of the reddest posture in each other's eyes.

78. If my life is a tune, then the chorus part is you; If my life is a lake of spring water, then the beautiful ripple is you; If there is only one intersection in my life, then I just want to meet you.

79. Every day used to be dull. You make life more interesting, and my work feels boring. You make me full of energy. Cooking is always difficult, but I'm not tired for you. Baby, let me tell you a secret. Life is beautiful because of you.

80. In spring, flowers bloom all over the garden, and flowers spread love stories: lilacs are shy at first love, pink roses are romantic, tulips announce love vows, and roses are warm and dazzling! May my love be your spring, and happiness will always be sunny!