May day labor day classic humor joke

A joke is something that makes people laugh. The joke is short, the story is simple and ingenious, but it is often unexpected, giving people a wonderful feeling of sudden laughter. The following are the classic humorous jokes I collected on May Day. I hope you like them.

Labor day classic humor joke 1 1, my mother said that she doesn't go to work at ordinary times, so she waits at home on Labor Day.

2, May Day is just around the corner, and jiaozi promises to eat some noodles; Find something sweet and boast that your wife is better than before; Two of a kind, save money!

3. Labor (husband), I hope you are willing to clean my room, have a good exercise, and often buy me breakfast on Labor Day.

4, May Day, might as well go out for a walk. You might as well relax your breath, go to the gorgeous sunshine, give your yellow heart to the running water and pay tribute to the mist in the distance.

5. Not going to work on Labor Day means ignoring national laws and regulations! I'm not threatening you, please treat me to dinner quickly! Or I'll post your mobile phone number on the street: hotline! Besides, take care of the rice.

6. Happy May Day. I wish you: pursue a true love, find a bosom friend, realize a dream, care for a family, and treat me to a big meal.

7. Poor mobile phone user, it's a pity that you were infected with May Day labor bacteria because you confirmed this short message. Now bacteria are striding through your body. ...

8. I wish you a happy May Day: double your bonus, further develop your career, have a better popularity, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

9. I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human being!

10, Labor Day telecom new function test, free this month, please press any number key to test your IQ ... After the test, your IQ is zero.

1 1, glory! It's shameful not to work! Loving labor is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let's go to work first, and I'll come later!

12, how to live? I will take the time to help the Iraqi people form a government. Shall we go together? See you in Baghdad!

13, not going to work on Labor Day means ignoring national laws and regulations! I'm not threatening you, please treat me to dinner quickly!

14, it's the damn festival again. You know I still have nowhere to go. Hurry up and tidy up your messy house and wait for me!

15, a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human being!

16, real gold is not afraid of fire, it is said that girlfriends are not afraid of groping. Since you are my good friend, there is nothing to say. Take out your savings quickly and treat me to a delicious meal on May Day. You must try to see if I am testing you.

17, you ate too much. I will take you to the hospital this morning. The doctor took a look at you and said to me angrily, "This is a people's hospital, not a pet hospital. Hurry and send it somewhere else. " Happy May Day!

18, a lazy cat, will only lie in bed, Labor Day, not working, stay at home and sleep! Hee hee, so comfortable!

19, a weather forecast: RMB will fall at night, and there will be sporadic dollars converted into euros in the middle of the night. There will be a rare phenomenon of large-scale beauty reduction in Central China. Please put on your helmet and prepare sacks to get rich!

20. Dad: This is the short message I sent. Drink less when eating. Advertising words: "Do you want to do it or liver?" Happy Labor Day!

2 1,' May Day' was drunk and didn't know the way home. In a daze, I went into the depths of the forest, vomited, vomited, and opened countless mandarin ducks!

22. I wish you something on Labor Day. You deserve it. Bosses who are willing to rely on our laborers to support themselves really appreciate our kindness.-Pay rise, pay rise. ...

23,' May Day' unlucky woman: Cooking paste, cooking paste, playing mahjong, why not, after seven days off, but also tired out of the spine!

24. I wish you Mayday: you can't hold back your luck in playing cards. The leopard golden flower gives you a handle, others stare at your smiling face, and others pay for you.

25. You are a book, I am a bag, you are a mouse, I am a cat, you are wood, I am glue, you are pork, I am a knife, and we have such a good relationship that we will eat you on May Day.

Labor day classic humor joke II. Although today is Labor Day, we should pay more attention to rest and keep healthy. I wish you a happy holiday and prosperous business!

On the occasion of May Day International Labor Day, I extend my sincere prayers and blessings to you. I sincerely wish you and your family a happy Labor Day! I wish you a healthy life, physical and mental health, and everything goes well!

3, May Day is just around the corner, and jiaozi promises to eat noodles; Find something sweet and boast that your wife is better than before; Two of a kind, save money!

4, Labor Day, throw away your work and go out for a walk. You should change your depressed mood, take three days off to relieve stress and troubles, and swim and climb mountains easily. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

This short message has two main purposes: one is to exercise fingering; The second is to contact feelings. Now I tell you seriously that today is Labor Day, and I want to send you a sentence that is not technical but I mean it sincerely: Happy May Day!

6, glorious labor! It's shameful not to work! Let's all go to work first. I'll come later

7. May Day is coming, and all the good things have come. No work, no running, stay at home and sleep. Going out in joy, all travel expenses are reimbursed; Happiness is with you every day, and good luck is always reported. Happy May Day.

8. May Day is intentional, and greetings are intentional. I wish you a prosperous spring breeze, a happy and comfortable life, sincere friends, gentle feelings, casual attitude, job satisfaction, attention to opportunities, happiness and understanding, and all the best! Happy Labor Day!

9. May Day wishes you: Five Blessingg, with no worries, no worries, no pain, good health, no disasters, no lucky photos, no obstacles, no peace, no struggle, no tolerance, no wind, no waves, a good life and no worries.

10, Labor Day Telecom new function test, free this month, please press any number key to test your intelligence ... After the test, your IQ is zero.

1 1, May Day is here. May you have the happiness of "five ones". I wish you a thousand miles of career, consistent love, over 100 million dollars of money and wealth, unity of wisdom, and integration of ideal and reality!

12, labor day, not working, staying at home! Hee hee, how comfortable!

13, May Day sends you five ones, one is healthy and happy, one is good at pursuing career money, and a group of good friends, Lu Lushun, are always young and in a good mood, good luck and happiness for a lifetime, wishing you a happy May Day.

14, may day, exercise to get rid of fatigue; Relax and have a good holiday; The editor sends a text message to send good luck. I wish you happiness, happiness and health.

15, Happy Labor Day? Labor is a kind of happiness. Are you carried away by happiness today? Then sleep while you are dizzy! Good Night!

16, May Day, Workers' Valentine's Day. Real workers treat their work like lovers. A career is a career. You have a family and a career. Today's efforts and sweat are the happiness and sweetness of tomorrow. Happy Labor Day!

17, labor day, you are really busy, like a little bee, sweet in your arms, like a little ant, happy around you, like a little stupid pig, really comfortable to sleep, happy to call you, insist on health, everything depends on you, happy May Day.

18, boss, I've worked hard for you for a year, and it's your treat on May Day!

19, the arrival of may day, the mood is really cool, sleeping late every day, laughing at parties, friends not forgetting, SMS blessing, happy, receiving this message, rich pocket, healthy and happy company, safe and happy, happy labor day.

20. Your hard work conveys warmth to us, and I sincerely salute your hard work! Happy Labor Day!

2 1, may day, labor is the most glorious. I'll give you five one-dollar bills and everything will be fine. I wish you good weather every year, more monthly bonuses, happiness every day, health every moment and a happy smile every second.

22. May Day is coming. I hope you can show your frowning brows, look at the flowering branches, look at the front of the river, sit on the kang of the old farmer and swim in the green fields. Happiness will fill my heart!

23, the round moon has gone down, the red sun has risen, and it is another May Day! I wish you a happy Labor Day! Get what you want and have a good job! I will bless you forever!

24. May Day labor is the most glorious, and you are the best at cleaning up housework. You should clean the house and the outside, scrub the floor and wash clothes, work hard and be healthy, then prepare meals and gather friends and relatives. I'm afraid you are too bored to wish you a happy May Day and a good life!

The night is long and I have no intention of sleeping. I thought I was the only one who couldn't sleep, so you couldn't sleep, girl!

26. Laughter is the most convenient, nutritious, magical and environmentally friendly beauty tonic in the world, and there are no side effects such as sadness and troubles. Come to my house to apply beauty tonic on May Day!

27. The days with you, even if ordinary and romantic! I wish you a pleasant journey and a happy May Day.

28. May Day, I wish you good health, peace and good luck, family harmony, longevity and health, and happiness. May day, I wish you the happiest!

29. On Labor Day, we should use lucky hoes to cultivate the seeds of happiness, sow happy times, cultivate the buds of hope and harvest a sweet life. Labor is the most precious, and happiness becomes beautiful. Happy Labor Day!

30. May Day is coming. In addition to wishing you happiness, I also wish you something substantial: double the bonus, further develop your career, be more popular, be in better health and have more beautiful women around you.

3 1. In a colorful world, friendship is precious. In this long holiday, I wish you happiness!

32. Hello, dear friends! Congratulations on winning a May Day Labor Medal, with two wrinkles, three white hairs, a waist of four inches, five feet of temples and a weight of six pounds. Do less on May Day, it's time to rest!

33. It's so blue outside, and you are so quiet at home. Labor day, no work, waiting to sleep at home!

34. Long time no see, I miss you very much. In this long May Day holiday, I often think of the years in * * *. Find some time, make an appointment, bring your blessing and have an extraordinary experience!

No matter how high the sky is, how deep the sea is, how hard the steel is, how strong the wind is, how wide the river is, how strong the wine is, how cold the ice is, how hot the fire is … I just want to tell you that these are none of your business! Inviting me to dinner during May Day is business!

36. I have three days off on May Day. I am happy when I receive the text message, and my troubles and troubles are sidelined. I am happy, and my happiness is icing on the cake. I am lucky and happy, and my health is with me day by day. My luck will never stop. I am very happy!

I heard that a strange thing happened during May Day this year. I happened to pass by, but I didn't believe everything I saw: that pig was reading text messages on his mobile phone like a human!

38. Labor Day is coming. I wish in advance those office workers who suffer from cramps at work, overtime convulsions, convulsions at work, and sobs at pay. Wish them a happy holiday!

39. Today is the Labor Day in Kinmen. I wish women a happy holiday and a beautiful day!

40. On Labor Day, labor is the most glorious. The industrious working people send this message to you with their industrious hands. I wish you a comfortable and well-paid job, a happy mood every day and a happy holiday!

4 1, May Day is coming, flowers are smiling, I wish you one more step on the road to happiness; Birds are singing and your heart is beating. I wish you two steps towards the bridge of happiness; Good luck, the god of wealth finds it, and then I wish my career brilliant step by step and my mood is getting better and better! Happy May Day!

42. May Day, work happily. Seek happiness with your eyes, pursue happiness with your feet, collect happiness with your hands, and feel relaxed with your heart. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

43. May Day is here. I wish you all the best. Good proverbs should be remembered: "dryness" and "liver"; To "fee" and "lung"; To "pay" and "heart"; If you want to "ascend" or "kidney", I wish you a happy May Day and a long healthy companion!

44. It is important to be diligent on May Day. My blessing is the most beautiful. I'll send it to you before May Day. I wish you a happy mood and a smooth career. I wish you a smooth life and sweet love again; Finally, I wish you success. You are always the first person on the road.

45. Wife, go to bed early today. Tomorrow is labor day. Get up early to buy vegetables for a 7-day holiday. Don't forget to change the fuel tank!

46. You have created a beautiful life with hard-working hands. Today is your holiday. Wish you a happy holiday!

47. I'm going to have a big sleep on May Day, but you can let me know when you eat!

48. On the occasion of May Day, I send you a very "5+ 1". I sincerely wish you 5 limits of good luck, 5 limits of health, 5 limits of success, 5 limits of peace, 5 limits of happiness and a happy life! Happy May Day!

49. You are a book, a bag, a mouse, a cat, wood, glue, meat and a knife! Since the relationship is so good, you can pay for the May Day meal. Happy May Day!

50. May Day, let your feet move, walk into the countryside and blend in with nature; Let your eyes work and appreciate the great rivers and mountains of the motherland; Let the short message be sent out, and the sincere friendship will be truly connected; I wish you a happy May Day and happiness forever.

5 1, I think you are the happiest thing, seeing you is the happiest thing, loving you is what I will always do, keeping you in my heart is what I have been doing, and cheating you has just happened.

52. Husband, I am willing to share the troubles of work for you! Don't think too much, okay? At least you still have me.

53. May Day is intentional and greetings are intentional; I wish you a prosperous spring breeze, enjoyable life, comfortable life, job satisfaction, attention to opportunities, happiness and understanding, sincere friends, gentleness and sweetness, casual attitude and all the best! Happy Labor Day!

54. You don't work on Labor Day. On this relaxing day, send some interesting information to make your friends happy:

55. During May Day, all actions should be obeyed: on the premise of having a good rest and not working overtime, on the basis of calling friends and eating, drinking and having fun, I wish you a relaxed and happy holiday!

56, labor is glorious! It's shameful not to work! Loving labor is the traditional virtue of the Chinese nation. Let's go to work first, and I'll come later!

57. On Labor Day, you should give up your troubles, forget your troubles, return to yourself, relax, travel, have an outing, combine work and rest, and work comfortably! Happy May Day, have a nice day and have a nice trip!

58. Labor Day is coming. In view of your good performance: don't get up in the morning, don't wash your feet every day, and leave your shoes and socks everywhere. If you can't work, you will shout. I hereby award you the "most incompetent labor award" and wish you a happy May Day!

59. On the occasion of Labor Day, I extend my sincere prayers and blessings to you, wishing you and your family a happy and peaceful Labor Day!

Labor day classic humor joke 3 1, labor can make you happy, and labor can get you out of trouble; Labor is the source of happiness and the driving force of success. On the occasion of Labor Day, I wish you a happy work!

There are many blessings when the festival comes, and a small message expresses my heartfelt wishes: I wish you good health, beautiful appearance, bumper harvest, bulging money, beautiful life, happy love and happy Labor Day!

3, sunny morning, relaxed and happy mood, leisurely time, send you simple greetings, send sincere wishes, I wish you a happy Labor Day! Happy and comfortable!

4, busy, busy, and finish the work quickly; Get busy, get busy, and get ready for dinner. It's labor day again. As usual, let's have a picnic together! By the way, don't be stingy, just bring a little!

5. I miss being a big apple, and my efforts will definitely bear fruit. Greetings are like Chinese cabbage, and everyone is happy in life and work. I shelter a cup of boiled water and happiness is always accompanied. I wish you a happy May Day!

6. Labor Day is coming. Carry forward my excellent quality of hard work and offer you some blessings. I wish you happiness, happiness, peace and health! Happy May Day!

7, usually work too hard, you can sleep on time during the holidays; Sweep away troubles, forget trivialities, be happy and optimistic, and never flinch; Sincere friendship is precious, and SMS blessing is really affordable; On Labor Day, I feel happy and happy with you forever!

8. Pick up a broom to sweep away your troubles, pick up a rag to wipe away your troubles, and wave a shovel to shovel away your worries. Labor Day is coming, so hurry up and have a big heart. I wish you a happy May Day.

9. Labor Day is coming, and SMS is sent to care. Don't be too tired when traveling, don't be tired when you are chic, don't drive when you drink, and remember your heart with peace of mind. Food with vegetarian dishes is healthy and healthy. Happy May Day!

10, friend, is the happiness of Xiu; Friendship is a hard-to-find fate; Greetings are sweet care! Browsing is a rare elegance; Leisure is a feeling of relaxation; Happy Labor Day!

1 1, Sincere May Day, holding your hand full of cocoons due to labor, listening to Labor Day's praise for you, and sending my most sincere wishes in the festival: May you be healthy, may you be lucky and love you, and may you be happy without you!

12, the spring breeze is the mighty labor day, and flowers are everywhere to welcome May Day! How happy I am to put down the combination of work and rest and have a small holiday! Go out and enjoy the beautiful scenery and rest at home! I wish you a happy May Day!

13, friend, is the happiness of Xiu; Friendship is a hard-to-find fate; Greetings are sweet concerns. Browsing is a rare elegance; Leisure is a feeling of relaxation; Happy Labor Day!

14. This message is absolutely exclusive to you. You are over age on Children's Day. Labor day is glorious for everyone. National Day is too far away. I wish you a happy Labor Day.

15, work and fitness, work and get rich, work and happiness, work and glory, long live the work. I hope you and I will work hard to create a brilliant career and bring happiness to ourselves and our dearest people. Happy May Day!

16, May Day is just around the corner. I will give you a happy spell, bind your troubles into thin air, bind your sadness, put your depression in limbo, and lock your fatigue forever! Happy Labor Day!

17, the days flow away like running water, and the memories are more and more mottled by time, but people have not forgotten this scene. "May Day International Labor Day" became a special commemoration of their heroic feats.

18, romantic in my heart, Valentine's Day every day; Be grateful, be grateful for every day; Get up early and be greedy for the dark, Labor Day every day; Can fool you, carnival every day plus April Fool's Day! Fool, happy holidays!

19, labor day is coming. In view of your good performance: don't get up in the morning, don't wash your feet every day, and leave your shoes and socks everywhere. If you can't work, you will shout. I hereby award you the "Best Labor Award" and wish you a happy May Day.

On the 20th, Labor Day is coming. I wish Honghong a successful career in the afternoon. People are as strong as tigers, and there are countless gold, silver and jewels. Work is not hard, sleep happily, and travel romantically!

May Day classic humor joke 4 1, May Day holiday is coming, I wish you sweeter love, smoother career, richer financial resources, more popularity, happiness and health, and a happy holiday.

2. Come and go, come and go in a hurry; Deep concern, nowhere to hide; Greetings are easy and confusing; Happiness is with you, set sail; Dry your sweat, I hope you are all right; Send love to mountains and rivers, and be open-minded; May day is coming, I wish you happiness! 5. 1 Happy Labor Day!

3. There is no blessing bullet, greeting a hundred shots. On the occasion of May Day, may you get rich and embark on the smooth road, work hard to intoxicate your life, infinitely amplify your good luck, carry forward your happiness and develop your happiness!

4. When May Day comes, return to nature: white clouds are fluttering and blue sky is smiling; May day is coming, meet friends: talk about mood and interesting things; May Day is coming, adjust yourself: jog in the morning and take a walk after dinner. I wish you a full and happy May Day holiday!

5. Send you a happy umbrella to shelter you from the wind and rain; Send you a bottle of warm green tea to nourish your beautiful constellation; I'll give you a ticket to Jackie Zhang on Labor Day. I hope your holiday trip will be beautiful. I wish you a carefree mind and body and have a good time!

6, May Day, pure happiness: tall buildings outside the building, pavilions outside the pavilion, full of pride, boiling blood, singing good songs, dancing; I wish you good luck, good health, safe arrival and a happy hug. I wish you all the best in your holiday!

7. The May Day holiday has three days. First, let's unload our bags and climb the mountain. Qian Shan turned back, accompanied by peace and happiness. Carry a travel bag, eat, drink and be merry, and care about you. I wish you a happy Labor Day forever.

8. Before Labor Day comes, let's have a "spiritual cleaning": sweep away troubles and let happiness take power; Sweep away sadness and let good fortune rely on it; Sweep away bad luck and let good luck clear the way; Sweep away diseases and make your body stronger; Sweep away frustration and make life smoother. Finally, don't forget, in May 1 Labor Day, you want to invite people to dinner, but we don't have a good relationship!

9, labor is magical, labor is great; Laborers are hardworking and intelligent; Weave a colorful world with labor and create the beginning of human civilization with labor. I wish you a happy holiday on this special day!

10, please throw away your tired dress, run to the field and enjoy yourself, and play a Mayday song on the willow flute; In this happy season, hold your hand, walk with Fu, and decorate the sky of May Day with wishful thinking; Walking in spring, singing with birds and fishing on the sparkling lake. I wish you a happy Labor Day!

1 1, labor is iron, health is steel, and people are flustered without rest. Tired, take a nap before going to work; When you are hungry, put delicious food in your stomach. Only those who can rest can work, and those who treat themselves well are the happiest. May Day is coming. Have a good time!

12, far away, full of thoughts; The rain is continuous, and the friendship is strong but not shallow; Between the lines, several numbers tell feelings; On May Day, I am worried about you. I wish you happiness every day!

13,5151,bless the beauty. Send you "five" color soil, may you be blessed with "one" line; Send you a map of Five Blessingg and wish you a happy life! Happy May Day!

14, today's labor day, delete troubles, dilute fatigue, recover setbacks, and pull black tears; Create new happiness, paste good luck, copy health and find happiness. Pack on May Day and send you a beautiful life!

15, dear, I really "5 1" (unintentionally) occasionally make you angry, but your advice to me is definitely "5 1" (no difference); Without you, I can't rely on "5 1", but my love for you is definitely "5 1" (no doubt). Today is May1Labor Day. To show my sincerity, I did all the housework.

16, pressure does not shine, troubles are unstoppable, troubles are confused, and sorrow sings; This is the style of Labor Day. Everyone takes joy as the lead singer, and beauty is rippling, warm, inseparable, happy and free to enjoy; May your heart be as beautiful as a flower on May Day, and may you spend your holiday happily.

17, May Day is coming. I send some good wishes: better work, higher salary, sharper brain, sweeter words, better health, happier mood, less troubles and more happiness! Everything goes well on May Day!

18, last night, I was full of thoughts. You are the coolest when I count, and I look for you in my dreams. Suddenly I turned around and you were tied deep in the pigsty, Amitabha. May day is coming, let me send you a crispy skin by text message. Alas, you can't always be hungry!

19, labor day is coming. I am tired and busy, so I have a rest. I'm tired of working, and I forget all my troubles and worries. I have a happy three-day holiday, and I am happier! I wish you a happy and relaxed holiday every day on May Day International Labor Day!

20. Did you come to Muyou on May Day? There is still more time. Is there wood? Did the money fly? Have you gained weight? Are there many text messages? I don't care whether others sent it to you or not. Anyway, I sent you a message: Happy May Day!

2 1, I wish you a happy May Day: save happiness, dream, pretend happiness, send hope, send friendship, draw health, send true feelings and receive happiness! We * * * share happiness and warmth and enjoy a warm and happy time!

22. Because of dreams, the sky will be blue; Because of love, roses will be brilliant; Because there are friends, missing will be infinite; Because of labor, the mood will stretch. I wish you a May Day dream come true, love is sweet, and friends are forever!

23. It is said that the work is very stressful. May Day ushered in a small holiday, let's go out to play. Don't be afraid of rainy days, don't be afraid of strong winds, and don't lose your worries and complexity. The world is changing every day. If you still can't let go, then do housework easily! Happy May Day!

24. What should I do on May Day? Baidu can't find my photo, and Soso can't find my name. Riding Firefox to start the engine, stepping on Sina, I bowed my head and found that I forgot to wear shorts; Taobao went to find a bunch of useless goods, always forgetting that the store called me sweet; Sad to the liver and lungs, I decided to wear 360 glasses during the May Day holiday and pick up the "Network Literacy Manual" to study hard every day!

25. Labor is a kind of happiness, labor is a kind of happiness, festivals are a kind of leisure, and festivals are a kind of relaxation. Then you can enjoy your labor on Labor Day and relax during the holiday! 5. 1 labor day, I wish you a happy life!

26. Grasp the beauty of happiness, the beauty of relaxation, the warmth of frolicking, and hold high the sweet laughter; Get rid of the harassment of troubles, drive away the frustration of setbacks, conform to the pressure, and avoid the entanglement of hardships; Into the embrace of nature, I wish you a lot of relaxation and happiness on May Day!

27, May Day dress is very loving: suits and ties are really pies, and it is too strange to match breeches; The cool hairstyle is really messy, making people sweat by the waterfall; Pretend to be cute if you have nothing to do, whether he loves it or not; I don't have to go to work, I am the most procrastinating, and the leader told me that I ignored it; The beautiful spirit has returned, and the shopping mall has turned three times; Calculate the May Day SMS, I won't do it without you!

I haven't seen you for many days. How are you, my friends? Feelings depend on contact. Text messages are essential. Time flies. In a blink of an eye, May Day arrived. I miss you and wish you all the best. Wine and coffee are indispensable. Happy every day, never worry! Happy Festival 5. 1!

29, labor is the most glorious, as long as you work hard to eat and wear; Hands are priceless, create a better life with your heart; Nothing, love to sing ditty, not tired from work, very powerful; Arrive on May 1, and send you countless good things: Look at the sky in the morning, and Xiangyun shows unusual luck; Go shopping after dinner, choose carefully and bring back the goods; Come to the party at night, and friends will laugh when they meet; There is information about beautiful women, I wish you a good mood on May Day!

30, hard work and enthusiasm, happy resources are stored, happy songs fly out, learn from Yugong Yishan, and be praised as a model worker; In order to reward your efforts, May Day sent a blessing: all good things are self-help, choose whatever you want, steam a happy little sweet potato, rinse your stomach in a happy spicy pot, scoop a spoonful of good luck apple vinegar and fill a bowl with sesame sauce. I bet with God that you will have a good time this holiday!

3 1. In order to reward your recent hard work, we give you a May Day holiday, which includes many wonderful activities: washing clothes and sweeping the floor, washing dishes and cleaning windows, telling stories to coax children, cooking in buy buy, cleaning toilets and taking out garbage. The goal of the activity is: the wife is satisfied and the mother-in-law is happy; Activity purpose: not tired, not bumpy; Activity advantage: rest at any time, be flexible and free! Wish you a happy holiday!

32. The ocean of joy invites you to wander around, two refreshing whirls surround you, three good fortune floats to you, the sun shines all around you, the May Day holiday gives you happiness, and the happy June 6 is to laugh, start a happy plan and enjoy the present. Wish you a happy holiday!

33. Labor Day is coming. For your performance, five medals will be awarded to you: one sleeps like a silly pig, one is happy like a monkey, one eats like a hungry wolf, one plays like an urchin and one is beautiful like a madman. I hope you will like it. I hope you can be the lead singer of Mayday. I wish you a happy and beautiful life!

34. Sew happy silks and satins on the clothes you wear on May Day to make you infinitely happy; Sprinkle a breath of peace on the road of May Day, so that you can bless peace; With sincere wishes, I wish you a happy holiday!

35. May Day SMS will give you five firsts: happiness number first, good luck first, health first, safety first, wish me the first. Please enjoy everything in this festival!

36. Go out for an outing and take good care of grass and safflower; Watch the historic sites, don't scribble; Enjoy the scenery on foot, health and safety first. Friend, I wish you happiness, trouble and sadness when you go out on May Day, and stay away from them all. I wish you happiness.

37. Labor Day is coming, happiness comes to report, good luck comes to harass, happiness comes to the door, and beauty surrounds you; Have fun, go out safely, see the old streets and the Confucius Temple. I wish you a good mood during the May Day holiday!

38. I (5) am a pen, drawing a beautiful life for you; I (5) am a water cup, filled with happiness of life for you; I (5) am a ray of spring, sending you the sweetness of life. Friends, happy May Day.

39. Happiness is hidden in your heart, happiness fills your life, health accompanies you and me, happiness fills the world, luck walks with you, luck accompanies you, May Day, I wish my friends all the best and their dreams come true.

40. On Labor Day, how happy you are to travel: put away your wallet, manage your goods, find your direction, organize the old and the young, and plan your expenses. I wish you a happy mood during the holiday season!

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